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  1. Mon, 12-26-2005, 11:07 AM #1
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    Woman swallows cell phone to end fight

    Click!

    If I were the lover and I wanted to kill her I'd just give her a call right there and then. [img]i/expressions/devil.gif[/img]
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    Woman swallows cell phone to end fight

    LMAO!!!! What a way to end a fight.

    Originally posted by: MSNBC
    A hospital spokeswoman said she couldnt give details about the womans health since police have not released her identity.
    If I just tryed to swallow a cell phone, I wouldn't want anyone to know who the hell I am.


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    Woman swallows cell phone to end fight

    you wonder how much she been practicing to be able to fit a phone down her throat..

    anyways, that story was just wow. yeah, who would want to be recognized for trying to swallow a phone?XD
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    *raises WTF flag and waves it vigorously

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    Woman swallows cell phone to end fight

    lmao how stupid is she? the guy wants the phone and she doesn't want him to get it so she swallows it... o.O

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    Woman swallows cell phone to end fight

    hehehe. Ah I love people who totally leap before they look.

    Seriously, what if that thing was on Vibrate? Then your guts would get stirred up whenever someone called!

    Thankfully it sounds like it wasn't that big of a phone (or the woman isn't a great swallowe[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]) because I can imagine some people could fit the thing right down into their stomachs... And can you imagine the havoc that would reap on your digetive system? Ew.

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    Woman swallows cell phone to end fight

    she must had like devoted herself to him
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  8. Mon, 12-26-2005, 07:18 PM #8
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    Woman swallows cell phone to end fight

    Police were initially told the boyfriend wanted the phone and the woman tried to swallow it so that he could not get it.
    The stories of human stupidity never seem to end. And they say reptiles are stupid...at least they don't cyber their mothers or swallow cellphones.
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    Woman swallows cell phone to end fight

    sometimes people are so stupid...wait everytime
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    Woman swallows cell phone to end fight

    Human stupidity? no, no this is a glourius thing to hear for a guy...think about the other things she can swallow [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

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    Woman swallows cell phone to end fight

    Originally posted by: Knives122
    Human stupidity? no, no this is a glourius thing to hear for a guy...think about the other things she can swallow [img][/img]
    Swallow my wallet? I don't think so.
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    Woman swallows cell phone to end fight

    Originally posted by: Knives122
    Human stupidity? no, no this is a glourius thing to hear for a guy...think about the other things she can swallow [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
    Ba dum, kish!!


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    Woman swallows cell phone to end fight

    hooly fucking shit. and its the day after xmas.


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    Woman swallows cell phone to end fight

    Now that you mention it, the argument must have had to do with a Christmas spending spree of some sort.
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    Man, if I had been the boyfriend, I would not have called the ambulance.
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    Woman swallows cell phone to end fight

    I went into this topic after reading "Woman swallows" and got extremely disappointed.

    But seriously, pretty funny. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
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    Woman swallows cell phone to end fight

    Originally posted by: Uchiha Barles
    Man, if I had been the boyfriend, I would not have called the ambulance.
    Lol. Imagine, if you went to the nearest payphone and called the cellphone[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
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    Originally posted by: Terracosmo
    I went into this topic after reading "Woman swallows" and got extremely disappointed.

    But seriously, pretty funny. [img][/img]
    Ironic, because those were the 2 words that got me clicking too. I read the rest of the sentence after loading up this thread.
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    http://www.thekansascitychanne...ws/5680224/detail.html

    I guess the woman wasn't as crazy as we thought, her boyfriend shoved it in her throat!
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  20. Thu, 12-29-2005, 11:53 PM #20
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    Woman swallows cell phone to end fight

    That guy deserves to have a vibrating dildo shoved down his throat. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif[/img]
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