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  1. Sat, 12-17-2005, 10:56 AM #1
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    Man dates his own mother

    "MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!"

    Yes, you read it right.
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    Man dates his own mother

    this is actually really funny ahahhahaahhaa-- it's their fault anyway, blabbing w/o thinking to the cop.
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    Man dates his own mother

    I can't decide if that's funny or scary. That guy is the most unlucky guy on Earth, i mean damn you walk down that beach and you see the girl you've been dating for 6 months and she turns around *BAM* there stands your mother. I would run into the ocean and drown myself. You gotta get some kind of mental damage after a situation like that.
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    Man dates his own mother

    lol so sad..
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  5. Sat, 12-17-2005, 11:05 AM #5
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    Lol, thats really gotta suck for the guy XD.
    "But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "
    man i needed a good laugh to start my day [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img].
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  6. Sat, 12-17-2005, 11:39 AM #6
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    Man dates his own mother

    haha, they deserved what came to them.
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  7. Sat, 12-17-2005, 11:47 AM #7
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    Man dates his own mother

    funny as fuck...

    hope they hooked up
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  8. Sat, 12-17-2005, 12:27 PM #8
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    Man dates his own mother

    And the mom is 52.

    BAM! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
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  9. Sat, 12-17-2005, 12:32 PM #9
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    Man dates his own mother

    Well, at least it wasn't his dad...
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  10. Sat, 12-17-2005, 02:01 PM #10
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    Man dates his own mother

    ahaha.... i remember they had something like this in the darwin awards, but it turned out to be an urban legend.
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    Man dates his own mother

    Did you steal this from rolleyes.net?
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  12. Sat, 12-17-2005, 03:33 PM #12
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    Man dates his own mother

    ....what the fuck?!


    LaZie made this...a long time ago.

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    Man dates his own mother

    Originally posted by: AssertnFailure
    Did you steal this from rolleyes.net?
    Yes! I hacked in to their database and fuckin' swiped this shit. Seriously though, I have never heard of rolleyes, so no. I don't get why you would even ask this, it's not like I said I have written it.

    Back on topic:
    I feel most sorry for the father. It's got to hurt to lose your wife to your own son.
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  14. Sat, 12-17-2005, 05:27 PM #14
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    Man dates his own mother

    HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!! stupid Dumnass

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    Man dates his own mother

    Yeah, wtf, he is scarred for life, and damn I would kill that officer for spreading the damn story.
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    Man dates his own mother

    Originally posted by: el_boss
    I feel most sorry for the father. It's got to hurt to lose your wife to your own son.
    That was my initial reaction. Seems as if the wife was still married. So now the dad knows she's been unfaithful...with his own son.

    <@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs
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    Man dates his own mother

    Forget all that, what I find most disturbing is that the mom is 52!!! And she's cybering.
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    Man dates his own mother

    thats pretty damn sad
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    Man dates his own mother

    motherFucker!

    edit: on second thought, that may not have been the appropriate expression of disgusted outrage.
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  20. Sun, 12-18-2005, 05:23 AM #20
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    Man dates his own mother

    Originally posted by: Paulyboy
    I would kill that officer for spreading the damn story.
    Or at least date his mother. barrummpumm piish &lt;-(drumroll)
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