AAAAH kishi homos it up some more.
LaZie made this...a long time ago.
"It was a very depressing time in my life, since I had no money I was unable to screw the rules" -Kaiba
Well Looks like it's just a bonding/comedy chapter. I want some frigging action, real action.
looks like they end up doing something gay in the public springs and sakura gets embarrassed and bitch slaps sai
nice
10/4/04 - 8/20/07
I bet Sai is really strong and then Naruto gets mad because he's showing off too much. Though Sakura didn't like Sai at the start, she starts to like him and Sai starts to like her too. This makes Naruto really jealous and he does his usual stuff when he gets jealous. It will all be similar to when they were young and Sasuke was still there, but the only difference is Sai likes Sakura. Or maybe he plays with her feelings which gets Naruto pissed also!
I dunno... It's just a theory =D
For all you awesome people, it's just Phoenix. The numbers are just the amount of times people misspell it.
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Chapter 286 translated by ratfox
CHAPTER 286 TRANSLATION
Page 1:
Title: Naruto, SASUKE and Sai
THE TRAINED FIST. THEN THE MIND. ...CONTROLLING THIS POWER IS ONLY ONE THING, THIS HEART.
Page 2:
IN AWKWARDNESS... THE NEWLY FORMED TEAM OF FOUR GOES ON MISSION!!
Sai: What is it?
Page 3:
Naruto: (Speaking of resemblance, there is a feeling of resemblance...)
Naruto: (The voice too, somehow...)
Sai: Please don't stare at me like this. I'll hit you.
Naruto: STOP THIS IRRITATING WAY OF SPEAKING EACH AND EVERY TIME! ASSHOLE!
Naruto: (In the end, he doesn't look like Sasuke at all!)
Sai: It's not that I'm particularly ill-willed.
Naruto: Liar!
Sai: A character like this, it's just I want to target it.
Naruto: SO YOU ARE ILL-WILLED AFTER ALL.!
Page 4:
Naruto: I CAN'T STAND YOU IN THE END!
Naruto: YOU'RE INCREDIBLY ANNOYING!!
Yamato: Hey! Hey!
Yamato: Before your captain, don't do this suddenly, Naruto.
Yamato: In a team, trust and teamwork are what's most important.
Yamato: Kakashi-san certainly taught you that.
Yamato: You who have been in the team of that great Kakashi-san, what's this?
Naruto: This guy is not a team member of the Kakashi team!
Page 5:
Naruto: We have another team member in the Kakashi team.
Naruto: It's Sasuke!!
Naruto: ... This guy...
Naruto: he's only for the time Sasuke is not here.
Naruto: He has just been choosed to fill a hole.
Naruto: A bastard like this,
Naruto: I don't recognize him as a team member!!
Yamato: Well... Me too, I prefer it like that.
Page 6:
Sai: HE'S A THE TRAITOR TO KONOHA
Sai: WHO BECAUSE HE WAS WEAK, RAN OFF TO OROCHIMARU, SEEKING NOTHING BUT POWER.
Sai: HE'S A TRASH WORMY BASTARD, LIKE THIS OROCHIMARU,
Sai: AND I DON'T WANT TO BE PUT IN THE SAME BAG WITH HIM.
Naruto: Bastard...
Sakura: ...Certainly, it's important, team work.
Page 7:
Sakura: Sai... Naruto... doens't know much about you yet.
Sakura: He did say too much.
Sakura: I'm sorry...
Sakura: Please forgive Naruto...
Naruto: Sa... Sakura-chan...
Yamato: Haa...
Yamato: Thankfully there is at least one serious person.
Sai: I wasn't really offended.
Sakura: Ah... That's good.
Page 8:
Yamato: Huh!?
Sakura: ME... YOU DON'T NEED TO FORGIVE.
Page 9:
Sai: I've been tricked... By your fake smile, right now.
Sakura: You don't know anything about Sasuke-kun either,
Sakura: so don't butt in!
Sakura: If you speak badly of Sasuke-kun once more... I won't go easy on you...
Sai: Huhu... I understood... I won't say anything in front of you...
Sai: ...However, there are also things like fake smiles.
Sai: ...Don't forget it.
Page 10:
Naruto: Why are you so playful after being hit, bastard!
Sai: A smile is the best thing to endure hardships, even if it's fake.
Sai: Everybody is surpisingly deceived.
Sai: ....This was written in a book.
Sai: But even when I do it, it doesn't seem to be very effective.
Yamato: SHICHUUROU NO JUTSU (Prison of four pillars)
Page 11:
Yamato: You lot... If you have any more arguments, I'll really put you in a cage.
Yamato: I said we don't have the time, but we do have five days to get to the World bridge.
Sakura: Thi... This is... The secret technique known only of Shodai-sama...
Page 12:
Sakura: (Ninja tree technique!! [Mokuton])
Sakura: (...How did captain Yamato...)
Sakura: (Who can this person be?...)
Yamato: I'll be the peacemaker here.
Yamato: This is what I propose.
Yamato: We consecrate the whole day to the strengthening of
the friendship between all of you...
Yamato: Or we stay for the night in a hot springs town. Which so you prefer?
Yamato: You lot probably don't know much about me...
Yamato: I like to have a gentle touch, but...
Yamato: I'm not against ruling by the use of terror either...
Page 13:
Yamato: Haaa....
Yamato: In the end, with us men, being together in the nude does make us comrades.
Yamato: You think so too, RIGHT?
Naruto: Oh, oh yes!
Naruto: (These eyes are downright scary! He's already ruling by the use of terror... Here)
Yamato: How about that...
Yamato: You do have one finally.
Page 14:
Naruto: DON'T LOOK AT ME SO AS YOU PLEASE!
Naruto: YOU'RE THE ONE TALKING ABOUT DICKS, DICKS ALL THE TIME.
Girls: HA HA HA HA HA
Sakura: (Really... That Naruto ...His voice is so loud!)
Page 15:
Girls: Hahahahaha
Naruto: Heh
Yamato: I'll be going up now,
Yamato: but before this, I'll tell you something interesting, Naruto-kun.
Yamato: Just once, when he was young, that Jiraiya-sama was on the verge of dying.
Yamato: He had both arms and six ribs broken, his internal organs had ruptured in many places...
Yamato: They say the reason he got seriously beaten by Tsunade-sama's superhuman strength...
Yamato: ...is that what you were thinking of doing right now... He made the mistake of doing it.....
Page 16:
Yamato: .....Sakura...
Yamato: What about her?...
Yamato: ...From now on...
Yamato: Things should get busy.
THE PERSONALITY OF EACH IS REVEALED... IT IS RAINING, BUT THE EARTH IS NOT YET HARDENING. ...AND THEN, YAMATO IS MUTTERING. WHAT IS ON HIS MIND?
END OF CHAPTER
Oh WTF is this shit....Yamato's actually connected to Sai now?
Edit: I'm wondering if one of sai's goals is to eliminate sasuke. If he feels its for the best interests of konoha, then that would be a good reason to introduce him in this saga.
10/4/04 - 8/20/07
LMAO, great chapter. I like how Jiraya got his ribs broken for thinking about having sex with Tsunade. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
Well what did you expect from the greatest pervert on earth?
@Assertn: that would be interesting, but I highly doubt that Sai will beable to hold a candle to Sasuke once they introduce him(for holding back his arrival for this long there he has to be badass now)
R.I.P Captain America.
Naruto realizes there's something inside him besides the Kyuubi.
This is in the chapter?!?! O_OOriginally posted by: Terracosmo
LMAO, great chapter. I like how Jiraya got his ribs broken for thinking about having sex with Tsunade. [img][/img]
NVM, after rereading it, i missed the lines where it said that about JIraiya...
Anyways, where did it state that Naruto wanted to... you know..?!?!
i dont think it was so much as having sex with tsunade.............
just peeping over the wall
btw, shodaime is the 1st hokage, right? I wonder if that means yamato is related to tsunade
10/4/04 - 8/20/07
Ahh yes... That would make more sense.Originally posted by: AssertnFailure
i dont think it was so much as having sex with tsunade.............
just peeping over the wall
Funny chapter. Dick jokes in Naruto, never thought I'd see the day. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
I think I know precisely what I mean
when I say it's a schpadoinkle day
and i thought ero-sennin was nastyOriginally posted by: CmDr_RavEn
Funny chapter. Dick jokes in Naruto, never thought I'd see the day. [img][/img]
"Just so you know, I don't want to touch you, I just want to see your naked body for the hell of it"Originally posted by: AssertnFailure
i dont think it was so much as having sex with tsunade.............
just peeping over the wall
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