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    Teen's Mannequin Love-In

    Originally posted by: Terracosmo
    Originally posted by: Chaoskiddo
    lovely...just lovely...i wonder why terra isnt here yet.
    I've been busy trying the water wo- ehm... I mean, what are you talking about? I would never frequent a sinful nest of a topic such as this!
    Who are you kiding you thrive in this kinda setting. But seriously, I was desperat at that age but wow. He could have done better than a no hole manquin.

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    Teen's Mannequin Love-In

    "Plentyhorse" is a funny surname ^^

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    Teen's Mannequin Love-In

    Maybe he made a whole in the mannequin, and this story is actually about vandalism.
    "You are not free whose liberty is won by the rigour of other, more righteous souls. Your are merely protected. Your freedom is parasitic, you suck the honourable man dry and offer nothing in return. You who have enjoyed freedom, who have done nothing to earn it, your time has come. This time you will stand alone and fight for yourselves. Now you will pay for your freedom in the currency of honest toil and human blood."

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    the mannequin got raped lol

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    Teen's Mannequin Love-In

    Originally posted by: Terracosmo
    "Plentyhorse" is a funny surname ^^
    Almost sounds like Pantyhoes.

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    thats what i saw the first time i read it.


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    Teen's Mannequin Love-In

    lalalalalalalalalala

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    Teen's Mannequin Love-In

    Originally posted by: DB_Hunter
    I have to admit you have stirred my curiosity as well with the water worm thing... what the hell is that?
    I think it's called a water noodle in some places. They're just those long foam tubes you see in a lot of stores that are just for floating in water. It's hollow in the middle.

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    ahh i get water noodle, they 're great except when u wedge it up...your...umm up your....waterpipe...it cloggs...your...plumbing...erm....*cough*...yeeeea h....


    LaZie made this...a long time ago.

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    Teen's Mannequin Love-In

    This thread seems to be revealing things that are starting to reach the same level as that in the article...

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    Why do all of you know this stuff? Who the hell have you guys been hanging around, where the hell have you guys been chilling, and why the fuck did you depraved sons of bitches not invite me?!?!
    "You are not free whose liberty is won by the rigour of other, more righteous souls. Your are merely protected. Your freedom is parasitic, you suck the honourable man dry and offer nothing in return. You who have enjoyed freedom, who have done nothing to earn it, your time has come. This time you will stand alone and fight for yourselves. Now you will pay for your freedom in the currency of honest toil and human blood."

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    Teen's Mannequin Love-In

    I don't think Masamuneehs wasn't referring to those pool toys, he was talking about the small tube-shaped handheld jelly dealies filled with blue water.

    <@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs

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    lol the number of people who know about this is hilarious.

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    i'm sure he'll get all the loving he needs once he gets sentenced 2-3 years for the stupidness by a lady named joe.

    second note:that's funny and sad..
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    Originally posted by: Uchiha Barles
    Why do all of you know this stuff? Who the hell have you guys been hanging around, where the hell have you guys been chilling, and why the fuck did you depraved sons of bitches not invite me?!?!

    because, more people = less pool toys for us...not that we use it for anything...besides...floating around...a pool..... i mean wedging somewhere besides...a waterpipe...would just be....weird....i mean why would u wedge it....anywhere....besides to clog...a plumbing system?....errr...
    *CK leaves the room*


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    Once again CK completely ignores me. Wts?

    He wasn't talking about pool toys!

    <@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs

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    but thats what i use when i...clog a persons...water pipe...by wedging it...up there.....and ruin his plumbing?....erm...yeah.


    LaZie made this...a long time ago.

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    Teen's Mannequin Love-In

    i dont even think the mannequin has a hole. how can he have sex with it

    ty psj for this sig

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    he humped it lol

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    Teen's Mannequin Love-In

    Originally posted by: BOARD_of_command
    Originally posted by: DB_Hunter
    I have to admit you have stirred my curiosity as well with the water worm thing... what the hell is that?
    I think it's called a water noodle in some places. They're just those long foam tubes you see in a lot of stores that are just for floating in water. It's hollow in the middle.
    not true.

    The best way to imagine a water worm is to imagine this:
    1) a rubber donut that's filled with a liquid of some sort
    2) stretch the donut such that it becomes more like a cylindrical tube
    3) the tube is capable of flipping inside out, since well....its a hollow tube with water....
    4) the thing fits in your palm, and flips itself inside out really easily if you try to squeeze it, making it easy to lose a grip on. You can also flip it inside out over your finger.

    Man....for such an innocent contraption, the description made me feel dirty.
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