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sex offender status because he tried to have sex with a dummy? How serious can the prosecutors be? Who is even going to press charges? The museum?
Some people are really fucking stupid. A mannequin? Try A) Warm apple pie, B) A pillow, C) A water worm, D) Animal + Peanut Butter, E) The jets from a whirlpool, OR
A REAL FUCKING HUMAN BEING!!!!!!
Humans are different from animals. We must die for a reason. Now is the time for us to regulate ourselves and reclaim our dignity. The one who holds endless potential and displays his strength and kindness to the world. Only mankind has God, a power that allows us to go above and beyond what we are now, a God that we call "possibility".
...ROFL
Maybe the guy couldn't get nobody
What's up with the guy that said "But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbour." Fucking retard, is he afraid that his doll-collection will get raped. Or that his dolls will have an affair.
Heh. He was afraid his dolls would cheat on him...Originally posted by: el_boss
What's up with the guy that said "But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbour." Fucking retard, is he afraid that his doll-collection will get raped. Or that his dolls will have an affair.
Damn, that was a bizarre news. The dude should at least have picked a better looking doll.
lol. What a retard. Its kinda dumb to register him as a sex offender seeing as theres supposed to be some kind of danger posed by the guy for it to be justified, but hey, I say good for the schmuck.
"You are not free whose liberty is won by the rigour of other, more righteous souls. Your are merely protected. Your freedom is parasitic, you suck the honourable man dry and offer nothing in return. You who have enjoyed freedom, who have done nothing to earn it, your time has come. This time you will stand alone and fight for yourselves. Now you will pay for your freedom in the currency of honest toil and human blood."
- Inquisitor Czevak
everyone needs some lovin
wow......wow....first time i saw title i thought that said "terra"....wow...
LaZie made this...a long time ago.
"It was a very depressing time in my life, since I had no money I was unable to screw the rules" -Kaiba
Animal + Peanut Butter? That's scary. I can already imagine another newspaper headline concerning a freak accident.. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]Originally posted by: masamuneehs
Some people are really fucking stupid. A mannequin? Try A) Warm apple pie, B) A pillow, C) A water worm, D) Animal + Peanut Butter, E) The jets from a whirlpool, OR
A REAL FUCKING HUMAN BEING!!!!!!
And what's a water worm?
"Our hearts are full of memories but not all of them reflect the truth. The heart isn't a recording device. Even important memories change with time. They warp or fade, leaving us with but a shadow of what we hoped to remember." 天の道を行き、全てを司る。これは僕の世界。
I have to admit you have stirred my curiosity as well with the water worm thing... what the hell is that?
LOLLL, you got to be kidding me.. an 18 year old tried to have sex with a mannequin? i mean like WTF lol, but be honest.. Who doesn't want to do that in a public arts cenre...? lolA teenager has been charge with indecent exposure after he was caught trying to have sex with a female mannequin on display at an arts centre.
Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down.
Best line:
Seriously funny news. I guess some people really are that deperate/horny."There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin."
<@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs
Water worm, well as far as what it means to me is this:
Imagine a plastic toy in the shape of an elongated cylinder with a hole all the way through the length of it. In the plastic cylinder is a liquidy substance (sometimes decorated with sparkles and other stuff) that is not quite water but is certainly quite squishy.
If you're understanding the image you can imagine the self-pleasuring-possibilities such a toy might offer.
If not, let me clarify: It's like a long-PocketPussy which will surround your pen15 with a squishy feeling as you ---> <---- it.
Humans are different from animals. We must die for a reason. Now is the time for us to regulate ourselves and reclaim our dignity. The one who holds endless potential and displays his strength and kindness to the world. Only mankind has God, a power that allows us to go above and beyond what we are now, a God that we call "possibility".
lovely...just lovely...i wonder why terra isnt here yet.
LaZie made this...a long time ago.
"It was a very depressing time in my life, since I had no money I was unable to screw the rules" -Kaiba
Gosh, your right.. we shouldn't be making fun of him, but Learning from him and start screwing all mannequin's.... lolOriginally posted by: masamuneehs
Water worm, well as far as what it means to me is this:
Imagine a plastic toy in the shape of an elongated cylinder with a hole all the way through the length of it. In the plastic cylinder is a liquidy substance (sometimes decorated with sparkles and other stuff) that is not quite water but is certainly quite squishy.
If you're understanding the image you can imagine the self-pleasuring-possibilities such a toy might offer.
If not, let me clarify: It's like a long-PocketPussy which will surround your pen15 with a squishy feeling as you ---> <---- it.
Riiiight.... for some reason I was thinking its something you do underwater....Originally posted by: masamuneehs
Water worm, well as far as what it means to me is this:
Imagine a plastic toy in the shape of an elongated cylinder with a hole all the way through the length of it. In the plastic cylinder is a liquidy substance (sometimes decorated with sparkles and other stuff) that is not quite water but is certainly quite squishy.
If you're understanding the image you can imagine the self-pleasuring-possibilities such a toy might offer.
If not, let me clarify: It's like a long-PocketPussy which will surround your pen15 with a squishy feeling as you ---> <---- it.
ROFL!!! I haven't laughed this hard in months! Plain description of form and function (just in case you didn't surmise function from form).
"You are not free whose liberty is won by the rigour of other, more righteous souls. Your are merely protected. Your freedom is parasitic, you suck the honourable man dry and offer nothing in return. You who have enjoyed freedom, who have done nothing to earn it, your time has come. This time you will stand alone and fight for yourselves. Now you will pay for your freedom in the currency of honest toil and human blood."
- Inquisitor Czevak
Holy crap that is sad. This kid needs a life, and a gf as it seems [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
For all you awesome people, it's just Phoenix. The numbers are just the amount of times people misspell it.
Geez...like the guy can't spent a few bucks to do a hooker. I don't think he should be charged as a sex offender though. It's a freakin mannequin. Just label him as a desperate sicko with no life and be on your merry way.
Man, if he couldn't get laid before, imagine now that this news broke out.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
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I've been busy trying the water wo- ehm... I mean, what are you talking about? I would never frequent a sinful nest of a topic such as this!Originally posted by: Chaoskiddo
lovely...just lovely...i wonder why terra isnt here yet.
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