Originally posted by: Chaoskiddo
loli worked at best buy and i did almost you exact same job, except i was more of a customer service guy. some idiot brought a plasma TV back 1 day after purchasing it and tell me, "this product was defective, i want a new one"
heres how my story went
Dude: i need a new plasma television
Me: Sir, i'm sorry but what is wrong with it?
Dude: when i plug it in, i dont get any channels
Me: sir, do you have a cable or satalite provider (GOD THIS GUY IS STUPID)
Dude: of course, i use IO
Me: does the TV turn on?
Dude: yes
Me: then theres nothing wrong with your TV, did you connect your cable box to the TV?
Dude: wait, isnt it wireless?
at this point i was half thinking "this guy is a fuckin idiot" while half laughing my ass off signaling to my co-worker telling him how hilarious this is.
Me: no you have to connect it yourself
Dude: well can you do it for me?
Me: no i cant go to your house to do it for you
Dude: but, why not? best buy sold me this TV they should set it up for us too!
Me: i'm sorry sir, but best buy isnt your cable provider, you'll have to talk to them
Dude: whats their number?
Me: you'll have to find out on your own
Dude: wait, so do i get a new TV?
Me: no...
Dude: why not?
Me: because yours works...whether you get another one, the result will be the same until you plug your cable box wires in.
Dude: are you sure? i heard there are these new wireless routers that work all throughout the house...
Me: thats for a computer
Dude: wait why cant i get a new one? its within warrenty
Me: because its not broken
by now the huge line behind him is starting to get rowdy because my co woker was too lazy to work so he pointed everyone in my direction (bastard)
Dude: but if its in the warenty i should be able to get a new one
Me: sir you'll have to read the warenty on your own, it never says you can trade yours in for a new one at any given time, there are special conditions
Dude: what are they?
Me: you'll have to read your warenty
then some dude on the line shouts out
random guy: GO ALREADY, YOUR NOT GETTING YOUR FUCKING NEW TV, GET IN YOUR CAR AND CALL UR MOM TO HELP SET UP!
at this moment i closed my line and started cracking up leaving the only other guy handling problems with a huge ass line while my other co-worker and i got lunch.
THE END
oh and i quit my job at best buy 2 weeks after and got a job at blockbuster.