if i was naruto i would do thats tooOriginally posted by: 6Zabuza9
if i were naruto, i would use my clones and kyubi power and kill all of konoha and if anyone strong comes, i';ll just rasengen his/her ass and after killing konoha, get slaves to build my own country and become hokage of that country. the easy way
Apparently everyone here would suddenly become insanely stronger as naruto than naruto himself.
10/4/04 - 8/20/07
That's probably because nobody here (hopefully) couldn't possibly be as stupid as the original Naruto character...
Oh....so basically...if naruto wasn't as stupid as he is, then he could rape a jounin, wipe out a village of ninjas, and follow through masamuneehs's 11 step program of improbable fantasies. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]Originally posted by: Kraco
That's probably because nobody here (hopefully) couldn't possibly be as stupid as the original Naruto character...
10/4/04 - 8/20/07
I noticed too that, apparently everyone will become some kind of monster if they had Naruto's power. Makes me glad you're all internet nerds who aren't stronger than a girl scout irl or you'd all be serial killers.
You also have to remember that if you were Naruto, it would be very easy to give in to your inner monster - literally.
Some of you boys frighten me. A lot.
If I were Naruto, I'd get Shikamaru and Sakura to train me in strategy. I wouldn't know that I was living in a tv show, therefore I wouldn't rely on my bizarre luck to get me through situations.
Originally posted by: KitKat
Some of you boys frighten me. A lot.
If I were Naruto, I'd get Shikamaru and Sakura to train me in strategy. I wouldn't know that I was living in a tv show, therefore I wouldn't rely on my bizarre luck to get me through situations.
After that, I'd go to Gai-sensei and Lee and have them train me in their l33tn3ss. Springtime of Youth 4tw!
I'd get the full extent of joy from the Kage Bunshin+Henge no jutsu combination.
Kill myself. Would be fair to the world. I'd probably take Sakura, Lee Hinata and every other annoying brat with me.
Steal Make-Out Paradise from Kakashi and expose it to the world.
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1. Master releasing as much of the Kyuubi's power as possible while retaining control of it
2. Kill Itachi, install both of his eyes into my head
3. Kill Sasuke/Obtain Mangekyou Sharingan
4. Using Mangekyou Sharingan: Convince Kurenai that I'm Asuma.
5. Convince Tsunade that my d!@# is a bottle of sake
6. Bring those two to my place and forget about the rest of the world.
Ok, ok, my 11 step process was a pretty big joke, so let me try to take this seriously now:
I'm Naruto. I have insane regeneration powers, stamina, unlimited chakra (ala Kyuubi), Rasengan, Kage Bunshin no Jutsu, Sexy no Jutsu and some basic Chakra control skills, taijutsu, Kunai throwing and melee skills...
1. I would ask to do group training exercises with Neji, Lee and Ten-ten's team. Lee would surely help improve my speed, reflexes and Taijutsu, while Ten-ten would probably be willing to help me learn some Projectile Throwing skills. I don't really think Neji would mind sparring with me, as I whooped his ass already!
2. I'd ask Jiraiya to help teach me some more Frog Summon Techniques (The huge stomach one in particular), and also try to develop a better relationship with the little scouting frog (Gamabutou's grandson, little orange pipsqueak) so he could act as my Scout. I'd hope to rely on him as Kakashi does his dog, Kiba does Akamaru and Ton-ton.
3. If he wasn't busy reading porno mags I'd ask Kakashi to train me in Chidori (with my unlimited Chakra I could probably do two of those at a time. This would probably be quite hard for Naruto to do... Besides, Kakashi doesn't have anyone to train nowadays anyhow...
4. I'd ask Shikamaru if he knows of any basic strategy books (historical, terrain related etc.) that my feeble mind could understand, or make a habit of hanging around him and trying to pick up some of his tactical prowess. (Naruto is an idiot, so this would not yield much at all, but it's sorely needed)
5. I'd also ask one of the older shinobi (Kakashi, Ebisu, Jiraiya, Gaara?whoever's around really) some basic Elemental Ninjutsu. Fire or Earth elemental preferrably.
6. I would never attempt to learn Genjutsu, but i'd have to ask Sakura to help me at least get some skill with that "Dispel" counter-jutsu that can defeat some basic Genjustu. (Naruto is a severe retard, and this is probably the only way he'd ever be defeated. So although this skill would take forever to obtain, it's worth its weight.)
7. At this point, if I'm doing well with the above tasks and am content with life (Sasuke who?) then I'll stay loyal to Konoha. However, if I don't feel my potential is being utilized or that I probably will never become Hokage then I would probably leave Konoha and offer my services to another faction. This is almost impossible to figure out, because it depends on so many unknown future variables.... so that's about it for now.
Oh, and I'd also seriously stick it to Hinata (that I was not kidding about), while still pursuing Ino. Gotta spread those Kyuubi gifts to the next generation!
Humans are different from animals. We must die for a reason. Now is the time for us to regulate ourselves and reclaim our dignity. The one who holds endless potential and displays his strength and kindness to the world. Only mankind has God, a power that allows us to go above and beyond what we are now, a God that we call "possibility".
Wait...if you used a Kage Bunshin and have it change into a hot girl and have sex with it...Would that count as Masturbation, Incest or haxing sex with an inanimate objext such as a blow up doll?Originally posted by: Aramis
I'd get the full extent of joy from the Kage Bunshin+Henge no jutsu combination.
O_o
*I shudder at the thought*
technically u'd be having sex with yo urself.....
i would
1. speed up my growth so i'm not a pre-pubscent 12 yr old or 14 yr old...
2. become jounin so i can join their "special clubs"
3. join anbu
4. use anbu training to rape all konoha girls
5. kill sakura, after making her suck my cock
6. do ino
7. do kurenai
8. do termari for the rest of the night (HA THIS IS ALL IN 1 DAY!)
9. unleash kyubi power
10. kill konoha
11. bone everybody in other villages.
TEH END!
and of course, pleasure myself to anybody for anyreason whatsoever.
LaZie made this...a long time ago.
"It was a very depressing time in my life, since I had no money I was unable to screw the rules" -Kaiba
i would find out who my parents were and become jesus
Why would I want to be naruto? My life sucks enough already.
Just carry on as normal... things arn't going too bad for Naruto are they?
Heh...same here and well said. As for Naruto, his life doesnt suck...but he does.Originally posted by: Jaredster
Why would I want to be naruto? My life sucks enough already.
I'd perform kage bunshin, sexy no jutsu (not the clone, just the real one) and have the clone get me pregnant.
In seriousness, come to think of it, remember the technique the third used on Orochimaru? I'm guessing that when the kage bunshins 'died', no effect happened on the third that wouldn't happen if one of them got snuffed a standard way (i.e. just hit). So if Naruto learned that technique? With the Kyubi's chakra he'd be unstoppable. He got Kabuto to be unable to move with just ONE of him, so he could easily stop someone and them kill them with a clone.
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