For me:
1) I would not act like a damn child.
2) Seriously train everyday to become more powerful.
3) When I'm fighting, I would fight seriously instead of using kagebunshin all the time. I would use the kyubi power.
3) I would fight back to that bitch Sakura if she treats me with that annoying way like punching my head and shit.
4) And I would definitely date Hinata since she likes Naruto that much.
1) Forget the crap about becoming a Hokage. The job is so burdened with bureaucracy that it plainly sucks. Anybody can see that, and that's precisely why Jiraiya didn't take it. Tsunade only accepted the position because she wanted to escape her creditors.
2) Sayonara, Sasuke. The guy hit the road and that's it. It's gay to weep after a guy anyway, if you happen to be guy as well.
3)
Commit Sepuku...
Get with Hinata, kill Sakura (or at least shut that yap of hers) and let Itachi deal with Sasuke. He's too much of a hassle anyways. Oh, and before every fight, have Neji or Hinata close off his normal chakra to make it easier to access the Kyubi chakra.
"Pudding can't fill the emptiness inside me! But it'll help."
Kill myself so Naruto would get a new main character.
if i were naruto i would make 100 kagebunshins and cum all over hinatas body
I would wear more orange.
Mage has a good idea too, except I would use my clones to impregnate her and watch her go nuts on Maury trying to figure out who the daddy is.
"They call it 'The American Dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it" - George Carlin
Me and 3 clones FFA in smash bros
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Ditto. Except I'd use the clones to form a team. We'd be unstoppable.Originally posted by: AssertnFailure
Me and 3 clones FFA in smash bros
<@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs
Rape Tsunade
So, in practice you would also join the suicide club...Originally posted by: Divinity
Rape Tsunade
I wouldn't mess with Tsunade. She'd probably do to your dick what she did to that brick wall when she was confronted by Orochimaru. Not a pleasant thought. That, or if she wanted to freak you out go back to being a 50 year old woman. Ugh, I made myself sick.
"Pudding can't fill the emptiness inside me! But it'll help."
I'd make a habit of stealing the forbidden jutsu scroll and learning new stuff from it.
lol... now that you mention it... maybe i wont....Originally posted by: Ero-Fan
I wouldn't mess with Tsunade. She'd probably do to your dick what she did to that brick wall when she was confronted by Orochimaru. Not a pleasant thought. That, or if she wanted to freak you out go back to being a 50 year old woman. Ugh, I made myself sick.
But I'd rape Kurenai!!!!
1.) Would stop ignoring Hinata
2.) Probably would do the same as darth
3.) Say screw it and just leave konoha
4.) Stop charging in like an idiot and think just for 1 second more
Abso-fucking-lutley!!!! That scroll rocked! (How come Orochimaru hasn't gotten his hands on it yet? Could have been all too easy during the Konoha invasion..) I'd learn every forbidden jutsu I could get my hands on and then:Originally posted by: DarthEnder
I'd make a habit of stealing the forbidden jutsu scroll and learning new stuff from it.
1. Take the spirs to Hyuuga Hinata. (Giddy-up horsey! Heeya! Ride em cowboy!)
2. Change my hairdo and buy some decent clothing for non-ninjaing occasions. (white, earthy colors, blues)
3. Try to get Ino and Ten-ten in the sack (Hinata will always be loyal, stupid woman...) at the same time!
4. Join Akatsuki (on the condition that they leave the Kyuubi INSIDE OF my stomach!)
5. W/ Akatsuki do a total beat-down on Orochimaru and Sasuke (feed them their entrails, the traitors)
6. Try to carve out my own daimyo in the old Sound territory, grabbing parts of Konoha as I please.
7. Give Kakashi 1000 Years of Pain in return.
8. Buy a new wardrobe for Rock Lee.
9. Get Gaara to do the landscaping for my garden (I'll pay for his travel fees -so long as I can bone Temari-)
10. Have 12+ kids with Anko (provided she is still looking bootylicious at this point...)
11. Maybe still pursue the Hokage thing if I'm not content with my harem...
That sounds about right...
Humans are different from animals. We must die for a reason. Now is the time for us to regulate ourselves and reclaim our dignity. The one who holds endless potential and displays his strength and kindness to the world. Only mankind has God, a power that allows us to go above and beyond what we are now, a God that we call "possibility".
You might have to ask Shikamaru first... Or maybe you both could.....(I'll pay for his travel fees -so long as I can bone Temari-)
if i were naruto, i would use my clones and kyubi power and kill all of konoha and if anyone strong comes, i';ll just rasengen his/her ass and after killing konoha, get slaves to build my own country and become hokage of that country. the easy way
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I try not to think about the horror that would be "being Naruto".
But then you'd totally get to make out with Sasuke. You know you'd love that.
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