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    Today I learned that telling my Cousin's spoiled bitch of a girlfriend to go fuck her self and to burn in hell is quite envigorating. I finally had enough, everybody has their limits, she peaked mine, let the bitch die and burn in hell. I feel better...

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    Today I learned that Shakespeare had about 5 different ways of spelling his own name and even spelled it differently within the same document once.

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    today i learned, i will fail this year if i dont go to school more often, haha

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    I learned that my mom is crazy. She keeps asking me to go places with her and stuff on my week off. So I may have to kill her if she keeps it up ......

    Edit: one more thing, I learned that getting banned from IRC for three days sucks....
    Last edited by Knives122; Fri, 03-17-2006 at 09:29 PM.

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    today i learned how people are superficial.

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    today i learned about a medical powder called "quiklot" It clots your blood in a max of 2 minutes. Its used on things like stab wounds and gunshots. The army use it and some police dept's. It clots your blood so quick it can cause 2nd degree burns.

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    need i ask how exactly you learned this?


    LaZie made this...a long time ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knives122
    Edit: one more thing, I learned that getting banned from IRC for three days sucks....
    You think that sucks? I think I've been perm. banned

    Yesterday I learned that there isn't one emo-kid in my school that I would like to talk to.

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    I learned don't leave your pankcakes on a low table to check gotwoot for new rep. I came back and the dog ate them .

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    Today I learned that cleaning ladies aren't fazed by anything. Even when they walk in to clean a deserted lecture hall at midnight and find a hapless engineering physics student practicing a presentation for an audience of bears, cats and other sundry stuffed animals, they don't even bat an eye! Just the one laughed a bit that Ugly Cat was watching the presentation upside down, sitting on his head, while Stripey Cat took notes.

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