And then Kakashi wakes up again... *sigh*
Meanwhile, in the far away Forest of Dark Secrets, the dark lord Shinbun, master of illusions and dreams, starts cackling maniacly:
'Soon, soon I will finally be able to get revenge on the konoha ninja who for some lame reason only worthy of a filler I hate! But until then, I shall keep inflicting strange dreams upon them. Also, please note that I have some vague ties to Itachi or Orochimaru so now naruto can come after me."
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Finally things are getting interesting
Lord Shinbun stares into his crystal ball. Because I am Orchimaro's mother's sister's inlaws godson I shall ensure the secret behind oros hidden mansion stays a secret because I overheard him talking about it at the annual family picknick gathering. Using my advanced genjutsu techniques I shall look into the hearts of konoaha greatest ninja's in order to use their heart's darkest desires against them. But first go out my generic cannofodder ninja and attack the village! Before my minions arrive at the leaf villiages gates I will ensure that each of the elite jounin are taken out of commision using my fuwimaka-no-justsu technique to mentally destroy them.
"Lord Shinbun gazes into his crystal ball and he sees Gai, he recoils as he is given privledge to gai's innermost thoughts. He sees gai sitting in a dark room while rock lee in a g-string dances suggestively upon a thin metal pole. Upon seeing this lord Shinbun uses his advanced super secrete genjustsu technique to alter the dream. Gai looks startled as rock lee changes into ten ten."
"Next he pears into the mind of Asuma Sartobi and sees him happily laying on a grassy field smoking a large cigarr. Lord Shinbun activites his jutsu and transports Asuma to a dark cold city in another dimension NEW YORK CITY. Asume finds himself sourrounded by hundreds of anti smoking activits and horrible Truth advertisments his beloved cigar is ripped from his mouth and doused with water. He can only scream in horror as his greatest pleasure is taken away from him."
A perverted ninja sneaks into Konoha.
"Sex Possession No Jutsu!"
Kurenai is affected by this jutsu and suddenly has the urge for some hot stuff. The ninja rapes her and there's nothing Asuma can do because he is in NYC.
I wish you could make a comic for us * With specific details plz*Originally posted by: Divinity
A perverted ninja sneaks into Konoha.
"Sex Possession No Jutsu!"
Kurenai is affected by this jutsu and suddenly has the urge for some hot stuff. The ninja rapes her and there's nothing Asuma can do because he is in NYC.
jeez.... thats just not right... i dont know what to say to youOriginally posted by: Divinity
A perverted ninja sneaks into Konoha.
"Sex Possession No Jutsu!"
Kurenai is affected by this jutsu and suddenly has the urge for some hot stuff. The ninja rapes her and there's nothing Asuma can do because he is in NYC.
Damn you people just when this damn thread was starting to have some promise. Take is somewhat seriously!
lol its turning into some sorta hentai!!!
"Sex Possession No Jutsu"??!!
Surely you meant:
"KINJUTSU, GEDOU-NO-IN"!!!
(this is for all of those who actually bothered reading the WHOLE translation of the Narutimate Hero 2 "filler")
(good God, even THAT was better than the anime fillers...)
KIMOCHI~II
There's a translation for that? I'll have to read it, it looked pretty damn lame though.
I don't know japanese =\Originally posted by: bagandscalpel
"Sex Possession No Jutsu"??!!
Surely you meant:
"KINJUTSU, GEDOU-NO-IN"!!!
(this is for all of those who actually bothered reading the WHOLE translation of the Narutimate Hero 2 "filler")
(good God, even THAT was better than the anime fillers...)
Then Lord Shinbun stares into his crystal ball again and he goes in to the Sakura thoughts. She is thinking about how she can get Sasuke to finally accepted her and be as one together. Shinbun takes advantage of this and makes her realize that she is useless and will never be like by Sasuke. Also that she should stop being a little bi*tch. After having this epiphany she kills her self and every one is finally relived of her burden and annoyance
Edit: it had to be done
OMG FINALLY!Originally posted by: infamous
Then Lord Shinbun stares into his crystal ball again and he goes in to the Sakura thoughts. She is thinking about how she can get Sasuke to finally accepted her and be as one together. Shinbun takes advantage of this and makes her realize that she is useless and will never be like by Sasuke. Also that she should stop being a little bi*tch. After having this epiphany she kills her self and every one is finally relived of her burden and annoyance
Edit: it had to be done
At the time, Orochimaru, realizing that his feelings for Sasuke weren't mutually accepted by the object of his affection, devises a plan to improve the relations between him and his young charge.
Using the Edo Tensei, he "resurrects" Sakura in an attempt to curry favor with Sasuke.
KIMOCHI~II
Sasuke, however, was nearly starving because Orochimaru was putting him on a diet. And so when Oro raised Sakura from the dead, Sasuke slit her throat, and roasted her over a pitfire, leaving nothing but bones. After the good meal, Sasuke resumed his training.
*Hurray!*
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Meanwhile in Konoha village, Tsunade assigns Kakashi and Naruto on a two-man mission to the country of waves. Signs that Zabuza actually DIDN'T die. He fooled everyone else ONCE again. Haku also NEVER DIED. Kakashi and Naruto couldn't believe this.
"Kakashi-sensei... I thought... Zabuza died?" asked Naruto. "Yes... I don't know what's going on. We need to investiage this." answered Kakashi, "You ready Naruto? This will be dangerous, but I believe in you."
Naruto excited as always went o nthe misson with Kakashi. They finally reached the country of waves and what shocked them the most was that all the villages were burnt and destroyed. Many many corpses all over the ground. "Careful Naruto." said Kakashi.
"Kakashi. Why did you come here?" asked a voice. "Ugh, that voice, is it... Zabuza??!?" asked Kakashi. "I've finally accomplished my dream. To destroy the country of waves and take over it. Now I need someone to test my new powers on. How about it Kakashi... The Copy Ninja!" said Zabuza. There was something wrong with the way he looked this time. His skin had a more darker tone and his eyes were reddish. "The demon inside of me kept me alive Kakashi, I can't die until I have done what I need. It seems that brat is still with you. He should be happy to see an old face. Come out Haku."
"Yes Zabuza." answered Haku. Naruto couldn't believe it. "HAKU!!" tears dripped down from Naruto's eyes. "I thought you were.... Dead.." "Naruto... Why are you crying... This time... I'm going to kill you. You better be ready." She.. I mean HE then begins to charge at Naruto and knees him right in the gut. "UGHHHH!!! AHHHHH" Naruto flys across the ground with blood splatting out of his mouth.
The Fight BEGINS! FILLER EPISODE: ZABUZA AND HAKU, IS IT REALLY THEM?
It turns out its not really them, blah blah blah, Naruton uses resangan, blah blah blah, end of story.
The next day Naruto goes into the ramen shop when suddenly,
SOMEONE THROWS GUM ON THE SIDE WALK! THIS IS A JOB FOR...................CAPATAIN PLANET!
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*song: Captain Planet, hes our hero! Goooonna taaake polution DOWN TO ZERO! THE POWER IS YOURS!*
The planeteers arive to save teh day/ pick up and throw out the gum!
Fire Planeteer (i dont know thier names so Im going to refer them by their powers):
"NARUTO! WE NEED YOUR HELP!"
Bitchy Wind Planeteer: George Bush is destroying all the wild life and forests in the corner of Oregon!
Annoying faggoty Indian Planeteer: We need you to help us save the forest and defeat George Bush!
Naruto: I'm wasting my time with these other fillers, so why not!?!
*they fly over to Oregon*
Bitchy Asian chick: Theres the forest! We must travel through it and get to the President who is in a super duper random building all the way on the otherside of this forest!
Earth Planeteer: Right on brotha!
Meanwhile, George Bush is tracking the gang.....
GW: HAHA! HAHAHAHA! HA! THEY DONT KNOW THAT I HAVE A SPY TRACKING THEM! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA! I WILL SEND TRAPS AND OTHER STUFFZ TO TAKE THEM OUT! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
As the gang is walking through the forest, A BOULDER COMES FROM OUT OF THE SKY!
WTF!
The gang dodges it and run for cover into a cave......dum dum dum (build up the supsense[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img])
Then, they find a bomb in the cave. So they run out and jump dramaticly into the air as the bomb explodes!
BOOOOOOOOOOM!
Earth Planeteer: How did GW know we were in the cave!?!?
Naruto: Condoms?
Fire Planeteer: What?
Naruto: What?
Indian kid: What?
Naruto: What?
Swedish chick (Wind Planeteer): There must be be a spy tracking us!
They go through the forest, encounter more traps, Naruto uses resangan, blah blah blah, they arrive at the building.
GW: You have done well to get this far, but NOW IT ENDS!
BEEEp!
CHUCK NORRIS BREAKS THROUGH FROM THE CEILING!
OH NOOOES!
THE PLANETEERSCALL FOR CAPTAIN PLANET!:
FIRE!
WIND!
WATER!
EARTH!
HEART!
CAPTAIN PLANET!
Captain Planet battles Chuck and gets owned.
Naruto: OH NOOOOES!
Then Naruto uses his new plot hole super move! SUPER FART RESANGAN!
Chuck: OH NOOOOOES!
Chuck gets owned.
Bush: OH NOOOOOOES! *escapes in escape pod*
Annoying Indian faggot: It looks like this mission was a succes! But I wonder who the spy was!
Suddenly, the monkey jumps off the Indian kids shoulder and reveals him to be both THE SPY AND THE MASTERMIND ALL ALONG! OH NOOOOOOES!
The monkey transforms into King Kong and there is an uber battle.
In the end, Only Naruto, the asian chick, and the swedish chick survive.
They all go back to Naruto's place to have a super orgy.
THE END
And unfortunately God#2's post didn't make the cut and was not added in the script.
THE END.
Then someone else bought the script and made billions of dollars. HAH!
It turns out that "someone else" is actually Naruto. But meanwhile, The dark lord Shinbun, angry that his show has been stolen punches Naruto in the crotch, and takes all his money before he has the chance to deposit it in a bank. Oh, and Shinbun's secret Shield-of-illusions-no-jutsu makes him immune to rasengan's And shadow clones. But wait, that makes Naruto completly useless since that's his only two moves! dun-dun-DUN!!!!!
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