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    Naruto Script!

    And then Kakashi wakes up again... *sigh*

    Meanwhile, in the far away Forest of Dark Secrets, the dark lord Shinbun, master of illusions and dreams, starts cackling maniacly:
    'Soon, soon I will finally be able to get revenge on the konoha ninja who for some lame reason only worthy of a filler I hate! But until then, I shall keep inflicting strange dreams upon them. Also, please note that I have some vague ties to Itachi or Orochimaru so now naruto can come after me."

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    Naruto Script!

    Finally things are getting interesting

    Lord Shinbun stares into his crystal ball. Because I am Orchimaro's mother's sister's inlaws godson I shall ensure the secret behind oros hidden mansion stays a secret because I overheard him talking about it at the annual family picknick gathering. Using my advanced genjutsu techniques I shall look into the hearts of konoaha greatest ninja's in order to use their heart's darkest desires against them. But first go out my generic cannofodder ninja and attack the village! Before my minions arrive at the leaf villiages gates I will ensure that each of the elite jounin are taken out of commision using my fuwimaka-no-justsu technique to mentally destroy them.

    "Lord Shinbun gazes into his crystal ball and he sees Gai, he recoils as he is given privledge to gai's innermost thoughts. He sees gai sitting in a dark room while rock lee in a g-string dances suggestively upon a thin metal pole. Upon seeing this lord Shinbun uses his advanced super secrete genjustsu technique to alter the dream. Gai looks startled as rock lee changes into ten ten."

    "Next he pears into the mind of Asuma Sartobi and sees him happily laying on a grassy field smoking a large cigarr. Lord Shinbun activites his jutsu and transports Asuma to a dark cold city in another dimension NEW YORK CITY. Asume finds himself sourrounded by hundreds of anti smoking activits and horrible Truth advertisments his beloved cigar is ripped from his mouth and doused with water. He can only scream in horror as his greatest pleasure is taken away from him."

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    Naruto Script!

    A perverted ninja sneaks into Konoha.

    "Sex Possession No Jutsu!"

    Kurenai is affected by this jutsu and suddenly has the urge for some hot stuff. The ninja rapes her and there's nothing Asuma can do because he is in NYC.

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    Naruto Script!

    Originally posted by: Divinity
    A perverted ninja sneaks into Konoha.

    "Sex Possession No Jutsu!"

    Kurenai is affected by this jutsu and suddenly has the urge for some hot stuff. The ninja rapes her and there's nothing Asuma can do because he is in NYC.
    I wish you could make a comic for us * With specific details plz*

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    Naruto Script!

    Originally posted by: Divinity
    A perverted ninja sneaks into Konoha.

    "Sex Possession No Jutsu!"

    Kurenai is affected by this jutsu and suddenly has the urge for some hot stuff. The ninja rapes her and there's nothing Asuma can do because he is in NYC.
    jeez.... thats just not right... i dont know what to say to you

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    Naruto Script!

    Damn you people just when this damn thread was starting to have some promise. Take is somewhat seriously!

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