Naruto Script!

[Carnage]

Then, suddenly, out of nowhere comes out this fat man with a bucket of KFC in his hands and a I[img]i/expressions/heart.gif[/img]George Lucas hat on top of his chubby head. He yells for help:

Fat man: " Help! Anakin has killed the youngins! Anakin has killed the youngins!"
Naruto: " OMG! NO! REALLY?!!!?!?!?"
Fat man: "Yes you stuppid little shit! Now comeon! We have to go save Anakin from turning into Darth Vader!"
Naruto: " Dont worry, fatass! I'll help u out dattebyoooooo!
Fat man: " Great! but can we stop by KFC first? I need more chicken!"
Naruto:" Fine! But this will proably turn out into one of those 4 year old toilet jokes! But what the hell! Lets do it!"

They both run to KFC, eat, do a toilet joke scene, and leave to save anakin. They both Approach Anakin:

Fatman: " NOOOOOOOO! ANAKIN! Dont Turn to the dark side!"
Anakin: "Who the fuck are you?????"

Suddenly Anakin Skywalker attempts to choke Naruto, but suddenly there is an uber plot hole and Naruto escapes with fart jokes. Then Naruto naruto slaps Anakin, calls him bitch, and does his 1000yrs of pain attack which somehow defeats Anakin (fucking plot holes). The day is saved, the fatman goes back to his basement to memorize that weirdo language from startrek, and Naruto goes back to his Ramen shop to make fart jokes.


The End.

Next time: Naruto hits puberty! Oh No! Not more Fart Jokes!!!!![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]

Edit: This thread has potential, someone make a post dammit!

[shinta|hikari]

Then all of a sudden, Hinata appears and undresses in front of Naruto at the ramen shop, saying *take me, now*, but Naruto refuses, at the same admitting to all of Konoha that he is in fact in love with sasuke, and has only gone after sakura in the past to make him jealous.
Sasuke - I... I didnt know...
Naruto - What? Sasuke, you are back!
Sasuke - yes, I heard your confession, and I decided to leave my pimp oro and go back to have it out with you.
Naruto - oh thank you great Hokage!!
Tsunade - heh what is it?

then all of a sudden, the kyuubi awakens and rips out of naruto, With narutos blood, guts, and gas spilling everywhere, sasuke walks into the sunset, back into oros arms.

The kyuubi then molests all the little kids in konoha still in ninja school.

[Carnage]

Then Naruto wakes up realizing that was just a shitty dream. Okay, here's where his day really starts:

Naruto: OMG!
Sakura: What is it?
Naruto: Im going to go and save Sasuke today dattebyoooooooooooo!
Sakura: [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]REALLY? ILL COME TOO!
Naruto: No, u suck..........ass

Naruto heads off when suddenly....

Naruto: Where the hell am I gonna find Sasuke?
*Finds a map suspiciously on the floor with a note next to it saying "For Naruto" and picks it up
Naruto: ZOMG! ITS A MAP FROM WHERE IM STANDING TO SASUKE
*walks his way to the "x" on the shitty map in his hand

Naruto: Its so dark in here....where am I?
*lights come on
ZOMG.....ITS CHUCK NORRIS!!!!







NARUTO RUNS FOR HIS LIFE!

Next time: ENTER THE TELLITUBBY OF DOOM!

[KoKo37]

Naruto is able to run away, then hides behind a rock. Chuck Norris is talking to a friend or something and while hes talking Naruto grabs a a paddle he found and hits Chuck Norris when he wasn't looking and steals his wallet.




Then Chuck Norris's friends starts chasing after Naruto, but trips on a nail and dies. Then Naruto runs some more trying to get to Sasuke but then Chuck comes back and starts beating up Naruto and then does some werid super move and throws Naruto backflipping into a tree and then Chucks wallet falls out of his pocket and he goes flying into a lake.
>>> Click here to see it <<< ( to big to host -.-" )


After beating Naruto, Chuck getings into a car with a girl but the girl wants to drive, so Chuck knocks the girl out and drives away. ( couldn't crop the image without wrecking the movie part for some reason -.- )




Then Naruto wakes up in some water and Sasuke is in front of him saying how cool he is and stuff, so Naruto gets angry and punchs Sasuke. Sasuke dies.



Then Naruto walks away and meets up with Gai's team and then Idiana Jones sends a bunch of boulders down the mountain and they all get owned. ( like 30 kb too much for imageshack to upload -.-", though it has music like this )
>>> Click Here to see it <<<


The End.

[ChaosK]

i could deal with everything before this post but koko37 what the fuck was that besides a bunch of .gif animations and some pictures?

naruto appears inside oro's lair and walks in to find sakura there.
naruto: SAKURA CHAN! HOW'D U GET HERE!
sakura: sasuke kkun called me to be a whore! i'm so happy!
naruto: ....umm i had sasuke make that call, he said he'd have sex with you only after i told him u were good
sakura: really? well okay then!

OMFGSUPERHXOTCRAZYUBxERXHASDFSEXX!!!@#!@$!@%$#@%

naruto: that was fun
sakura: where's sasuke kun?
naruto: how should i know? ino walked in while we were doing it.
sakura: I DID YOU FOR NOTHING?!
naruto: i'm sure he'll have a 3 sum.

sakura walks in to find....

A SUPER BIG FUCKING ORGY!
OMFGSUPERHOXTSEXXORXGY!!@#!@$!#@%143751235

sakura dies of over-exertion, only naruto and sasuke survive and naruto makes out with sasuke for the rest of the night.

then, kakashi wakes up
kakashi: what the fuck was that all about?

[Carnage]

Then kakashi finds Iruka next to him in his bed and comits suicide.