Okay guys here's a fun game I think someone suggested. So lets take a crack at it to pass the time as we so patiently await the return of real naruto. I'm going to start off a script and who ever feels inclinded to do so continue it on in what ever direction you like. Anything goes since I want to see if any crap we throw in can outdo the fillers in terms of quality.

The sun shines brightly on the leaf village as a the dawn of a new day begins. But little do the shinobi of konoah know that a dark shadow looms in the distant. While the villages number 1 hyper active ninja naruto prepares to eat is daily portion of ramen

Naruto: I'm hungry. It's time for me to get some breakfast so I can continue my training to become the next hokage. Oh look who is that over there? It's Sakura.

Naruto deviates from walking over to the ramen stand and walks over to greet Sakura

Naruto: Hello Sakura-chan. Your looking very nice today, you want to come and help me with my training today?

Sakura: Nope I'm sorry, I can't I have to buy some flowers to and spend three hours praying at the shrine. If I keep this up maybe just maybe sasuke will came back.

An embittered and sexually frustrated naruto walks away. With his hormones raging. Then suddenly a huge explosion rocks the village and a troop of big breasted female samurai walk in from the clearing dust

Take it any direction you see fit. I'm curious to see what you guys do with this kind of opening. Remember anything goes.