Originally posted by: UberSuperHACKER
My sould slayer would be called "ureshii-houki-futokorogatana-debabouchou-iya-ketsueki-yoroshii"...
or in english "happy broom dagger knife no blood good", and it would look like a broom but hidden in the end would be a big knife .. with a compass on the bottom with all the survival kit thing's in it (matches, string, bandages,THE WORKS)
Shikai - release would make it turn into a slave robot made of wood .. like "mojukin" from tekken and it would make me breakfast and coffee, change flat tires, rob banks, help shake the pinball machine so I could win eaiser, or solve Partially Differential Calculus problems with complex Initial Values and boundary conditions.. you know.. what ever was needed.
Its bankai release would make it turn into a large slab of ham .....
ON FIRE!, that could shoot laer beams and hack into goverment computers! Also the bankai release would give the weilder the power to summon pork products, and create sheilds out of pork rinds...
as an added BONUS ... its owner would
ALWAYS WIN AT PUTT PUTT GOLF!!!!....
......MAN IT WOULD BE SWEET
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