FREEDOM FROM HEMORRHOIDS?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdtHimlEGnk&NR
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!

NSFW..(unless your in canada because this is where it aired)
I know this isn't funny to most but it is to me, not because I like domestic violence..it's just becuase of the commercial itself
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugTeOz7rsgE&NR
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugTeOz7rsgE&NR