Presidential Speechologist
More fun with George.
Presidential Speechologist
More fun with George.
<@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFLLLL Bush is a moron..
"Fool me once, shame on... ehhh.. shame on you, fool me can't get fooled again" - George W. Bush..
Perhaps theres a genious behind the stupidity!
But most likely, NOT!!
LOL.
Here is a Bush joke.
Bush is travelling on air force force. He is sitting next to a window looking outside. Suddenly he shouts at the pilot.
"Stop the plane God is over there on that cloud waving at me."
that one is so great.. a dutch commercial or something.. hehe, i have had it on my puter before!
Originally posted by: Jadugar
LOL.
Here is a Bush joke.
Bush is travelling on air force force. He is sitting next to a window looking outside. Suddenly he shouts at the pilot.
"Stop the plane God is over there on that cloud waving at me."
lol that was hilarious (referring to what xanbcoo posted.)
i got a bush joke (dont we all)
Bush in Speech!
Bush: PEOPLE OF THE US! WE MUST, STAND STRONG....AND FORM A UUUNIFED UNION (shit i need to fire my speech writer) AND ATTACK THIS....EE...EMENEY....ENEMY! CALLED....umm.. *cough moving on* WE MUST PROTECT AMER...AM....AM...AMERI.....WHO THE HELL PUT A 7 LETTER WORD IN HERE?
LaZie made this...a long time ago.
"It was a very depressing time in my life, since I had no money I was unable to screw the rules" -Kaiba
rofl that was great...
Got a good one, not George Bush related tough.
Recently, a world survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world." The survey was a huge failure...
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
LMAO, that was fucking awsomeOriginally posted by: el_boss
Got a good one, not George Bush related tough.
Recently, a world survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world." The survey was a huge failure...
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
@dark maginn: Cause you suck and dont know the meaning of the word strerotype
For all you awesome people, it's just Phoenix. The numbers are just the amount of times people misspell it.
lol that was funny... though I think the "opinion" part could also be applied to the Mid East.Originally posted by: el_boss
Got a good one, not George Bush related tough.
Recently, a world survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world." The survey was a huge failure...
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
Check this ganstha rap out..
What is thy bidding my mastah, it's a disastah, skywalker we aftah!
Heres a a site full of funny videos. Its in spanish but I gess you can get the jokes of most of them.
www.elrellano.com
Give it a try. Tell me if you had fun
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