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    Don't swallow bubblegum, ever.

    >_<
    It may be too long to read for some people, but it's entertaining.

    I'm glad I've never been a gum swallower in my life.
    I think I know precisely what I mean
    when I say it's a schpadoinkle day

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    Don't swallow bubblegum, ever.

    I'm finding it hard to belive that that was real...

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    Don't swallow bubblegum, ever.

    i swallow gum sometimes...

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    Don't swallow bubblegum, ever.

    That was disturbing...

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    Don't swallow bubblegum, ever.

    I hate it when you accidentaly swallow some gum half the way and you have to like choke it up so can continue enjoying it. This goes for all candy that you want to savour and dont want to swallow directly. This reminds me of something, did anyone watch the captain nintendo cartoon or whatever it was called. In one episode the main character swallows some gum and has to go inside himself and fight against it. I think this is real or I might have just dreamt it.

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    Don't swallow bubblegum, ever.

    sounded kinda fake

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    Don't swallow bubblegum, ever.

    Ewwww. Good Lord, ewwwww.

    Ok, some of it sounded way too fake, some other might be true, who knows? At any rate I'm glad the only gum I swallowed was by accident when I was a kid. Never got into gum anyway.

    無理してここまでやってきて これからもすっと同じだろう
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    Don't swallow bubblegum, ever.

    bootleg

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    Don't swallow bubblegum, ever.

    whats fake? i dont see anything disgusting yet...


    LaZie made this...a long time ago.

    "It was a very depressing time in my life, since I had no money I was unable to screw the rules" -Kaiba

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    Don't swallow bubblegum, ever.

    I said I might have dreamt it.

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    Don't swallow bubblegum, ever.

    Hehe, I used to believe it took 7 years to digest swallowed gum. I don't think that story's real, maybe exaggerated a bit.

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    Don't swallow bubblegum, ever.

    Hahaha I do not think I have laughed that hard in a longtime. That was a funny ass story.

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    Don't swallow bubblegum, ever.

    Oh man, that story was funny. Exaggerated or not, embarassing bathroom situations are the best.

    I've only ever swallowed gum once before.

    <@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs

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    Don't swallow bubblegum, ever.

    wheres the damn story?!


    LaZie made this...a long time ago.

    "It was a very depressing time in my life, since I had no money I was unable to screw the rules" -Kaiba

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    Don't swallow bubblegum, ever.

    It's in the first post...

    the &gt;_&lt; thing is the link.

    Edit for below: That link has nothing to do with the story. It just debunks the 7-year digestion thing.
    In fact,
    Gum is eliminated as human waste in the same way  and at the same rate  as any other swallowed matter. Granted, it comes out the far end relatively unchanged by the trip, but it does come out on schedule.
    This seems to support the idea that the story could be true - albeit a little exaggerated.

    <@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs

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    Don't swallow bubblegum, ever.

    thats is so fucking fake, if you keep reading what people said, you see thats link:
    http://www.snopes.com/oldwives/chewgum.asp

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    Don't swallow bubblegum, ever.

    Interesting story. Gross? not really.

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    Don't swallow bubblegum, ever.

    I don't think it's fake or exaggerated, I'd believe it. The guy practically lived on gum chewing 7 or 8 pieces at a time and swallowing constantly. What he says happened makes sense to me, but I'm no expert on the human body.
    I think I know precisely what I mean
    when I say it's a schpadoinkle day

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    Don't swallow bubblegum, ever.

    that is so sad...
    one of my friend swallowed once before...luckily he is alright.

    <3 Tessa-chan! <3 Lucifus! ....chotto mate.

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    Don't swallow bubblegum, ever.

    i alway swallow my bubblegum, and i never got any problem

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