I never understood that either.. why should they be different from any other team?Originally posted by: Inuzukademon
This is not true Ino's dad, Chouji's dad and Shikamaru's dad were a 3 man team as genins
Though if you look at it logically there's no way every single team could have the same ratio of boys to girls.
"They call it 'The American Dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it" - George Carlin
You are not lazy, you are stupid for making this team.Originally posted by: vasco
Lazy Team:
Leader> shikamaru (Sleeper - no one can more lazy than he)
Scout> Jiraiya (Peeker - Only Look at the girl)
Supply / Support> Chouji (Eater - what did he do besides eating?)
Back(make) up> Sakura (Make up-er - Spends 1/2 of the day to make up herself)
by the way, does anyone else of think of anyone is even more lazy (besides yourself?)
Itachi - took down his whole clan.
Sasori - took down a whole village.
Deidara - took down Gaara like omfg.
Sakura - healer and took down Sasori with Chiyo's help.
err..yeah.
With those first three Shinobi on a team, their mission must be .. uh, Global Domination?
Originally posted by: Zhan
Itachi - took down his whole clan.
Sasori - took down a whole village.
Deidara - took down Gaara like omfg.
Sakura - healer and took down Sasori with Chiyo's help.
err..yeah.
How can you have sasori and sakura when u mentioned she took him out? which technically means he's dead and therefore can't be used in the team.
I don't care who I have to fight!
If he rips my arms off, I'll kick him to death!
If he rips my legs off, I'll bite him to death!
If he rips my head off, I'll stare him to death!
And if he gouges out my eyes, I'll curse him from beyond the grave!
the four most powerful akatsuki members
i win, and yes deidara and sasori are dead so u cant use them
i would pick
1) orochimaru
2)jiraya
3)tsunade
4)itachi
that would own if the sannis all summon their animal
I would say Jiraya, Tsunade, Orochimaru, and Hatake SakumoOriginally posted by: zait
i would pick
1) orochimaru
2)jiraya
3)tsunade
4)itachi
that would own if the sannis all summon their animal
Tsunade
Jiraya
Orochimaru
Akatsuki leader (leader)
pure ownage
if you think about it they shouldnt be "ino-shika-chou" (the old ones) because their names shouldnt be shikamaru, ino and chouji, shikamaru's last name is naru (i dont remember the others)Originally posted by: The Heretic Azazel
I never understood that either.. why should they be different from any other team?Originally posted by: Inuzukademon
This is not true Ino's dad, Chouji's dad and Shikamaru's dad were a 3 man team as genins
Though if you look at it logically there's no way every single team could have the same ratio of boys to girls.
with dead people:
1st hokage
2nd hokage
3rd hokage
4th hokage
(do i win?)
with more dead people (seriously)
itachi-...comon he's itachi
4th hokage- they called him lightning flash....thats worth something
kakashi-he's cool
FINALLY THE ONE AND ONLY!-SALLY! i mean jenny, i mean fred..err george? wait...oh right KABUTO! (damn terra and his adventure of sakon)
without dead people:
(wait is garra dead?)
garra(pre-extraction)
neji
temari
sasuke(your probably wondering why but its b/c sharingan+he has quote an arsanel of jutsu)
if garra's not allowed:
itachi-for killing duh
kakashi-for jutsus and brains
jiraya-power
tsunade-medical
i didnt include oro because...well...BAH AWAY WITH YOU.
LaZie made this...a long time ago.
"It was a very depressing time in my life, since I had no money I was unable to screw the rules" -Kaiba
Team Overpower:
01. Gamabunta.
02. Manda.
03. Kyuubi.
04. Shukaku.
.. The world is mine.
Their fathers' names are all similar to Ino-Shika-Chou. I forget exactly, but it all works out.Originally posted by: Chaoskiddo
if you think about it they shouldnt be "ino-shika-chou" (the old ones) because their names shouldnt be shikamaru, ino and chouji, shikamaru's last name is naru (i dont remember the others)
<@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs
tats just gay lolOriginally posted by: XanBcoo
Their fathers' names are all similar to Ino-Shika-Chou. I forget exactly, but it all works out.Originally posted by: Chaoskiddo
if you think about it they shouldnt be "ino-shika-chou" (the old ones) because their names shouldnt be shikamaru, ino and chouji, shikamaru's last name is naru (i dont remember the others)
I thought it was coo'.
The way their kids modelled themselves after their parents, and kept the same "formation" name.
Me too. I dunno what makes it gay. 0.o
<@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs
well just step back from the anime and imagine the first few letters of ur name is a part of ur father's name [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
The following Teams are part of a larger Squadron that can be placed under any officer's call. The first 5 teams are the main groups, the last two are full of replacements and nobodies.
Only used younger shinobi, no Kakashi or Kurenai or Gai or anyone much older. Only exception is Kabuto = )
Team 1, Codename: Decoy. Leader: Sakura, maybe she'll die out there, can heal (maybe, one day...)
Jirobou, easy to spot, can take a beating, may be used as sacrifice
Chouji, to absorb a great deal of hits, surprising speed, excellent power, may be used as sacrifice
Naruto, to shout and get every single enemy converging on Team 1, can also take a beating and might hold out longest out of anyone.
Team 2, Codename: Flank Leader: Uchiha Sasuke, vision, speed, power, quick to react
Hyuuga Hinata, fast, light fighter, excellent vision, fulfills one girl per team requirment
Rock Lee, excellent speed, great hand to hand specialist
Sakon + Ukon
Team 3, Codename: Brain Leader: Shikamaru, clearly the smartest and coolest character in Naruto, which other person could possibly be the brain?
Aburame Shino, good at analyzing terrain to gain advantage, bugs can get into position easily, used to monitor other teams' status
Temari, good ranged attacker, pretty smart, keeps Shikamaru happy with her BJs
Dosu, I always liked that guy...
Team 4, Codename: Crush Leader: Gaara, nuff said
Tayuya, fills female on each team requirement, can summon those fucking giant freaks with flute
Kimimaro, is there any reason to ask why? This team is pureannihilation!
Haku, precision attacker, incredibly fast with Demonic Ice Mirrors jutsu
Team 5, Codename: Sneak Leader: Kabuto
Inuzuka Kiba (+ Akamaru), excellent scouts, good if group is discovered, keen sense of smell it nice extra
Yamanka Ino, can posess enemies, excellent spy, fulfills female requirment
Kankuro, dolls are nice for going where humans can't, uses poisons, maybe get dolls disguised as people?
Team 6, Codename: Unimportant Leader: Zaku
Akado Yoroi, anyone even remember who he was?
Tenten, good long distance attacker
Kidoumaru, i hate spiders
Team 7, Codename: God help us if we have to use these guys! Leader: Konohamaru, go in there and get them tough guy!
Rin, Sound ninja, female
Konohamaru's dumb friend who has boogers and likes long division
That gay fast runner guy from the stupid Amazing Race filler arc...
Humans are different from animals. We must die for a reason. Now is the time for us to regulate ourselves and reclaim our dignity. The one who holds endless potential and displays his strength and kindness to the world. Only mankind has God, a power that allows us to go above and beyond what we are now, a God that we call "possibility".
How bout Team Fat Ass
Leader: Chouji's dad- cause he's fat
Chouji- he's also fat
the dumb fat brothers in the last filler arc (what were their names?)- what can I say? they are fat too [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
The first three letters of my Dad's name are the same as mine actually.Originally posted by: heero
well just step back from the anime and imagine the first few letters of ur name is a part of ur father's name [img][/img]
In any case, it's a gimmick that I like. The kids are all just clones of their dads. It's kinda funny.
As for the topic, I don't feel like thinking up a team, but Shikamaru would definitely be on it.
<@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs
Team Rock-Your-Socks
Inspirational leader and data compiler- Jiraiya
Data reveiw specialist- Kakashi
Covert recon- Ebisu
This team is 1337, like superman. The only move capable of stopping the fury that is TeamRYS is sexynojitsu, damn you kryptonite!!!!!!!
Team Oh-Snap!
Team leader/Torture and Interrogation/Badass- Morino Ibiki
Handtohand- Sarutobi Asuma
Mind Fuck- Yamanaka Ino
Indirect Combat/Recon- Aburame Shino
Why, because these guys are all freaking awesome and I want to see more of them!
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