fuk the dummy
fuk the dummy
again and again
until it hurt.
UPDATE:
In the beginning there was a huge ass spaceship transporting raisins and apples filled with
post spamming noobs that liked to throw jellybeans at Budweineken, their master bater that
came everytime a dog jumped over a thread, that sucks water from levees
and deposits it In a duckpond filled with crocodiles so the bum can sell weed and get busted
by hairy purple monkey dishwasher slaves so the apes smoke it for the greatest porn made
by mut and one day he was infected with slimy worms from krbadass' vagina and become a
lump of vitaminC, his lunch condiment. Meanwhile, there was a hurricane coming along with
rita whose name was rupaul, and it started to fart uncontrollably, and then started to shit.
It was so nasty, people threw up in their tacos and then ran to the bathroom, only to
find the toilets overflowing with worms. People were panicking and spontaneously combusting
into thin air and trees turned black because of bad weather and earth was destoyed. The bum
started freaking out and got stoned to death by the evil monkey. That's all folks! Said Porky Pig
while raping shrimps without any protection and then laughed and moved onto raping Yzak in
front of Zinobi while cumming on terra, who licked Yzak ass. Then he decided to move on to
watching some porn and then realized its gayporn, so he killed himself. Anyway, the Spaceship
started hitting those bitches hard until they started screaming and flew into their cumsucking
pods but not before pleasing basey thouroughly and turned him into their bitch. They chased
him while the Spaceship flew into a big ass planet. All life was fucked over by orange alien scum.
Pop goes the weasel, said the Evil Monkey. He wanted to get revenge for every single time he
did some HankyPanky. There was no way to spanky while doing hanky and being cranky. He
decided to end the rhyming and keep smiling. He ate alone and made fries in the barrel
which he recieved from the King of planet JeSusLuvsMuNKays who usurped the reigns of power
of the entire galexy from the rulers of the glorious latrine empire of LaLa Land who got high
on sticky-icky from Little Nicky on the 4th of July...which the monkey loved to fuck with.
On the other the Spaceship's wreckage drifted towards the sun. All of the people were going
into lifepods because they were running out of porn. So they gathered the dummies and started
to relief themselves and fuck the dummy again and again until it hurt.
O god.... this story has become the most random masterpiece ever. lol
For all you awesome people, it's just Phoenix. The numbers are just the amount of times people misspell it.
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