Whose name was

UPDATE:
In the beginning there was a huge ass spaceship transporting raisins and apples filled with
post spamming noobs that liked to throw jellybeans at Budweineken, their master bater that
came everytime a dog jumped over a thread, that sucks water from levees
and deposits it In a duckpond filled with crocodiles so the bum can sell weed and get busted
by hairy purple monkey dishwasher slaves so the apes smoke it for the greatest porn made
by mut and one day he was infected with slimy worms from krbadass' vagina and become a
lump of vitaminC, his lunch condiment. Meanwhile, there was a hurricane coming along with
rita whose name was...