started hitting those
started hitting those
bitches hard until
UPDATE:
In the beginning there was a huge ass spaceship transporting raisins and apples filled with
post spamming noobs that liked to throw jellybeans at Budweineken, their master bater that
came everytime a dog jumped over a thread, that sucks water from levees
and deposits it In a duckpond filled with crocodiles so the bum can sell weed and get busted
by hairy purple monkey dishwasher slaves so the apes smoke it for the greatest porn made
by mut and one day he was infected with slimy worms from krbadass' vagina and become a
lump of vitaminC, his lunch condiment. Meanwhile, there was a hurricane coming along with
rita whose name was rupaul, and it started to fart uncontrollably, and then started to shit.
It was so nasty, people threw up in their tacos and then ran to the bathroom, only to
find the toilets overflowing with worms. People were panicking and spontaneously combusting
into thin air and trees turned black because of bad weather and earth was destoyed. The bum
started freaking out and got stoned to death by the evil monkey. That's all folks! Said Porky Pig
while raping shrimps without any protection and then laughed and moved onto raping Yzak in
front of Zinobi while cumming on terra, who licked Yzak ass. Then he decided to move on to
watching some porn and then realized its gayporn, so he killed himself. Anyway, the Spaceship
started hitting those bitches hard until...
For all you awesome people, it's just Phoenix. The numbers are just the amount of times people misspell it.
they started screaming
their cumsucking pods
but not before
How much do i suck with photoshop?
was The Next Hokage
pleasing basey thouroughly
and turned him
into their bitch
How much do i suck with photoshop?
was The Next Hokage
. They chased him...
For all you awesome people, it's just Phoenix. The numbers are just the amount of times people misspell it.
while the Spaceship
)hihi this thing got funny. and thnx phoenix that you update the story)
flew into a...
For all you awesome people, it's just Phoenix. The numbers are just the amount of times people misspell it.
big ass planet.
fucked over by
orange alien scum
How much do i suck with photoshop?
was The Next Hokage
Pop goes the
weasel, said the ..
Evil Monkey. He...
UPDATE:
In the beginning there was a huge ass spaceship transporting raisins and apples filled with
post spamming noobs that liked to throw jellybeans at Budweineken, their master bater that
came everytime a dog jumped over a thread, that sucks water from levees
and deposits it In a duckpond filled with crocodiles so the bum can sell weed and get busted
by hairy purple monkey dishwasher slaves so the apes smoke it for the greatest porn made
by mut and one day he was infected with slimy worms from krbadass' vagina and become a
lump of vitaminC, his lunch condiment. Meanwhile, there was a hurricane coming along with
rita whose name was rupaul, and it started to fart uncontrollably, and then started to shit.
It was so nasty, people threw up in their tacos and then ran to the bathroom, only to
find the toilets overflowing with worms. People were panicking and spontaneously combusting
into thin air and trees turned black because of bad weather and earth was destoyed. The bum
started freaking out and got stoned to death by the evil monkey. That's all folks! Said Porky Pig
while raping shrimps without any protection and then laughed and moved onto raping Yzak in
front of Zinobi while cumming on terra, who licked Yzak ass. Then he decided to move on to
watching some porn and then realized its gayporn, so he killed himself. Anyway, the Spaceship
started hitting those bitches hard until they started screaming and flew into their cumsucking
pods but not before pleasing basey thouroughly and turned him into their bitch. They chased
him while the Spaceship flew into a big ass planet. All life was fucked over by orange alien scum.
Pop goes the weasel, said the Evil Monkey. He
LMAO. This story is too funny!!
For all you awesome people, it's just Phoenix. The numbers are just the amount of times people misspell it.
wanted to get
No one but the enemy will ever teach you how to destroy and conquer. Only the enemy shows you where you are weak. Only the enemy tells you when he is strong. And the rules of the game are what you can do to him and what you can stop him from doing to you. I am your enemy from now on. From now on, I am your teacher."
-Mazer Rackham
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