okey....
any suggestions for the next story??..
okey....
any suggestions for the next story??..
On a stormy night, in a car on 34th street, the legendary mercenaries known
as Dogs were talking about his guns that were used to kill mob's of bloodthirsty
demons who terrorized all living and dead. What they didn't know was that
dark forces were watching Smallville at 9 on Thursday. They liked Lanna's
ass and Clark's huge dick so, they recorded it for lonely days. Many died
trying to get the secret porn tape but terra was stupid enough to record
over it but mut stole a substitute squid and chocolate-covered it and stuck it
on Phoenix's back, forever scarring him with the words "guys fuck here".
Meanwhile, Smallville got cancelled for beavis and butthead, the better show.
When in Russia mercenaries were planning to take over. However, Stalins ghost
said Lana Lang didn't have the ass or body for thier needs. And thus they bought
model kits and cosplayed as The Amazingly-Gay Duo and frolicked merrily behind
fruity trees until the end. Stalins ghost was secretly planning to crush the
merc-dogs by using a new weapon that can eliminate huge stuff and monsters
since SK rules all perverts and mama's boys, sothey get terminated to make
room for Soviet Russia's ultimate weapon of twisties and cheezels. Contract
killer's plan failed horribly because Terra was there and posed sexily while
holding a dead duckling wing between his legs and screaming for sex, drugs
and alcohol. Anyway plan_b got terra stuffed with bullets before he realised that
all his fanboys hated his guts. They betrayed him to follow Stalin to not shave
their hair like mysterious double-agent who hyphenated words to make some
sense. Then the hetro-sexual guy with mask called Jim Carrey and his sidekick,
Bob the dog, to create something tasty, yet explosive such as bubblegum. A
poison bomb was made to eliminate Assassin since kittens, masturbating to save
the world . Meanwhile back in reality, Zhan hunted with poisoned crossbows and
chicken launchers to destroy the fat fag king. But he retaliated using his own
blubber to attack. Fag King allied with his sworn enemy, Donkey_Kong and
pac_man in exchange for Zhan's head. Zhan faced with danger, transformed into
the famous Godzilla! But couldnt use his chicken launchers. Zhanzilla attacked with
a large penis. Zhanzilla then tried using "that" jutsu. Kage bullshit_no jutsu to suck
the life out of the Fag King. It was working but then failed. He then tried fucking
the life out of a enlarged naked molerat owned by kfc and Yzak's hair. Then SK
decided, "Kill the hair!" to begin a new revoltution which would reform the Legion
of Doom which conquered Gotwoot with huge ass spaceships to terrrorize the souls
of smallville residents. He then called Batman and his trusty keyboard of fury ;but
being idiotic his finger slipped and he pressed the windows key which opened a
hidden door to the Hueco Mundo. Which was empty, until there was a giant mound
of popsicle sticks emerged in vengeful stomach acid. Belonging to a clan of angry
hampsters. Fag King gathered all the little fag-etes to ass rape Jadugar with a rusty
steel crowbar. Jadugar screamed because his penis looked like Zinobi so he thought,
"Damn if I get seen like Zinobi, the gay-soceity will kill me!!" He decided to masturbate
while eating Lucky Charms with beer and juice and hopping on his short penis when
travelling to the castle of gay lord, Chaoskiddo, who became hetro-sexual in spite of
being gay he continued servicing erect children and thoroughly enjoyed semen
milkshake but decided Jadugar had been drained so he searched him and found
126 gold pieces and gay porn.
Mut then decided to leave Huecoand visit France to get a
turnip shaped like a sack of stinking horse crap and then ate it with Pepsi. Pamela
Anderson has chopped fag_king's dick into the shape of quick posterswith nice, round
eyes, which were looking at Pam's blood covered hands cos she touched her hairy nipples
and then somthing very strange happened. A mutation occured in her DNA and she
sprouted very big breasts along with a 20 inch penis, that really was huge and spiky
and beat people except that wasn't a very good thing to have. This soon became very
fun and exciting adventure, but the hell demon swearing on Behelit to cook
turtlesand lobsters alive became suicidal and eat them which resulted in
poison and drugs which killed everyone Pam's huge titswhich lilphatboi
sucked and drank human cum from moms but the cum is so nasty that he died so in the
end everything was screwed....THE END..
(oops srry dubbel post)
It has to be a fucking short one and the one that makes any sense.
yep and there are still way too many Posts with stupid curses and immature language...
how about a story about an anime series.
I shall use my moderator powers to enfore your rules.
story about game characters?
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Sure, let's try to create a first episode for an anime
story about a anime sounds cool [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
You can do it Tofu! Its cool that you won the ikOriginally posted by: Tofu #2
I shall use my moderator powers to enfore your rules.
But yah making our own anime is a sweet idea, but please stick to the rules, we still have people praising themselves.
No one but the enemy will ever teach you how to destroy and conquer. Only the enemy shows you where you are weak. Only the enemy tells you when he is strong. And the rules of the game are what you can do to him and what you can stop him from doing to you. I am your enemy from now on. From now on, I am your teacher."
-Mazer Rackham
And we have too many stories revolving around dicks/titties.Originally posted by: Paulyboy
You can do it Tofu! Its cool that you won the ikOriginally posted by: Tofu #2
I shall use my moderator powers to enfore your rules.
But yah making our own anime is a sweet idea, but please stick to the rules, we still have people praising themselves.
"Our hearts are full of memories but not all of them reflect the truth. The heart isn't a recording device. Even important memories change with time. They warp or fade, leaving us with but a shadow of what we hoped to remember." 天の道を行き、全てを司る。これは僕の世界。
okey then it is decided a story about an anime. tofu will help us..
now we need to know what the anime will be about.
An anime story, that pretty cool. I'd say a fantasy anime. That way, we can throw a whole lot of comedy
and action in
BTW, Congats Tofu on the IK contest. I wish you the best of luck. Help make this anime great!
For all you awesome people, it's just Phoenix. The numbers are just the amount of times people misspell it.
lol, I like how most of us tried to avoid the topic, but then some losers just went and did it anyway.Originally posted by: Psyke
And we have too many stories revolving around dicks/titties.
<@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs
so, are we starting anytime soon?
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No we won't
OH YES WE WILL!
...start anytime soon
ok let's start this bitch:
RULES
*The story will be updated at every page.
*READ THE WHOLE STORY FIRST then post your reply.
*Posts with stupid curses and immature language will be ignored.( if you do.. tofu or another mod will give you a warning.) (and mod's plz delete this message's so we can't get confused.)
*No posting random forum name's
*Stop praising yourselfes
*this story will go over anime if you if you go way off-story your post will also get ignored.
GOGOGOGOGOGOGO.....( i don't wanna make a beginning)
*fanstasy anime?*
In a castle
Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
there lived a
*Yeah, fantasy anime*
For all you awesome people, it's just Phoenix. The numbers are just the amount of times people misspell it.
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