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UPDATE
On a stormy night, in a car on 34th street, the legendary mercenaries known
as Dogs were talking about his guns that were used to kill mob's of bloodthirsty
demons who terrorized all living and dead. What they didn't know was that
dark forces were watching Smallville at 9 on Thursday. They liked Lanna's
ass and Clark's huge dick so, they recorded it for lonely days. Many died
trying to get the secret porn tape but terra was stupid enough to record
over it but mut stole a substitute squid and chocolate-covered it and stuck it
on Phoenix's back, forever scarring him with the words "guys fuck here".
Meanwhile, Smallville got cancelled for beavis and butthead, the better show.
When in Russia mercenaries were planning to take over. However, Stalins ghost
said Lana Lang didn't have the ass or body for thier needs. And thus they bought
model kits and cosplayed as The Amazingly-Gay Duo and frolicked merrily behind
fruity trees until the end. Stalins ghost was secretly planning to crush the
merc-dogs by using a new weapon that can eliminate huge stuff and monsters
since SK rules all perverts and mama's boys, sothey get terminated to make
room for Soviet Russia's ultimate weapon of twisties and cheezels. Contract
killer's plan failed horribly because Terra was there and posed sexily while
holding a dead duckling wing between his legs and screaming for sex, drugs
and alcohol. Anyway plan_b got terra stuffed with bullets before he realised that
all his fanboys hated his guts. They betrayed him to follow Stalin to not shave
their hair like mysterious double-agent who hyphenated words to make some
sense. Then the hetro-sexual guy with mask called Jim Carrey and his sidekick,
Bob the dog, to create something tasty, yet explosive such as bubblegum. A
poison bomb was made to eliminate Assassin since kittens, masturbating to save
the world . Meanwhile back in reality, Zhan hunted with poisoned crossbows and
chicken launchers to destroy the fat fag king. But he retaliated using his own
blubber to attack. Fag King allied with his sworn enemy, Donkey_Kong and
pac_man in exchange for Zhan's head. Zhan faced with danger, transformed into
the famous Godzilla! But couldnt use his chicken launchers. Zhanzilla attacked with
a large penis. Zhanzilla then tried using "that" jutsu. Kage bullshit_no jutsu to suck
the life out of the Fag King. It was working but then failed. He then tried fucking
the life out of a enlarged naked molerat owned by kfc and Yzak's hair. Then SK
decided, "Kill the hair!" to begin a new revoltution which...
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