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  1. Wed, 09-21-2005, 07:41 AM #1
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    im back in the game, fellas

    So I recently had to break it off with my GF. I can now go into a bar or a club and just get right down to pimpin those hoes like the dog that i was born to be. Let me give you an example...this happened at last night at the strip club down town.

    me: Hey you little sexy biatch daddy's got some sugar for your ass and it sure as hell is "pure white and deadly"

    her: ohhh you'rer so naughty and sexy, i just love short balding men

    me: thats what your dad said when i was groping his ass at that gay club down town you sexy little minx! (i realized later that this line was a mistake but even the tighest game can still improve)

    her: whats your fucking problem?

    me: (she wanted me and i knew it) why don't you give me your number baby and i'l show you the only problem i have is with my dick. (i smiled).

    her: (laughing) go jack off you stupid twat.

    me: i love it when you talk dirty (i then walked away with her longing for more and my first pickup under my belt)
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  2. Wed, 09-21-2005, 08:07 AM #2
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    im back in the game, fellas

    you suck
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  3. Wed, 09-21-2005, 09:28 AM #3
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    im back in the game, fellas

    Originally posted by: Budweineken
    you suck
    Correct.
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  4. Wed, 09-21-2005, 09:50 AM #4
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    im back in the game, fellas

    funniest
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    but really you suck
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  5. Wed, 09-21-2005, 08:52 AM #5
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    im back in the game, fellas

    You sir are a hit with the ladys

    teach me.
    mash on this link right here
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  6. Wed, 09-21-2005, 10:19 AM #6
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    im back in the game, fellas

    You have to be joking.
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  7. Wed, 09-21-2005, 11:31 AM #7
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    im back in the game, fellas

    i believe you're looking for this topic
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  8. Wed, 09-21-2005, 11:31 AM #8
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    im back in the game, fellas

    lol did you expect compliments from this thread? Maybe if you got a girl's number but you're bragging about being a dick and acting like you scored with the girl, when they're just paid to be flirty with you.

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  9. Wed, 09-21-2005, 07:21 PM #9
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    im back in the game, fellas

    i made it up you stupid piece of shit
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  10. Wed, 09-21-2005, 07:33 PM #10
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    im back in the game, fellas

    Originally posted by: mage
    i made it up you stupid piece of shit
    That's just sad...


    For all you awesome people, it's just Phoenix. The numbers are just the amount of times people misspell it.
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  11. Wed, 09-21-2005, 07:51 PM #11
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    im back in the game, fellas

    Originally posted by: mage
    i made it up you stupid piece of shit

    That's a pretty sad ass attempt at humor.
    "They call it 'The American Dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it" - George Carlin
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  12. Wed, 09-21-2005, 07:30 PM #12
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    im back in the game, fellas

    So... how's the weather?
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  13. Wed, 09-21-2005, 07:53 PM #13
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    im back in the game, fellas

    Originally posted by: Terracosmo
    So... how's the weather?
    Pretty shitty actually. Hurricane Rita and all...

    Hope my family's gonna be ok [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]

    <@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs
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  14. Wed, 09-21-2005, 07:44 PM #14
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    im back in the game, fellas

    ...you still suck.


    LaZie made this...a long time ago.

    "It was a very depressing time in my life, since I had no money I was unable to screw the rules" -Kaiba
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    im back in the game, fellas

    you should've at least had more dialogue if you wanted to make it funny

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    im back in the game, fellas

    everyone's right...u do suck
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  17. Wed, 09-21-2005, 08:19 PM #17
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    im back in the game, fellas

    Mage: hey chicky i noticed you checking me out
    girl: no i wasnt
    Mage: well then, start
    girl: okay...
    girl pulls down mage's pants, and says
    Girl: sorry i gotta get something first
    she reaches into her pocket....





    AND TAKES OUT A FUCKIN HAMMER AND DESTROYS MAGE'S COCK the end.

    i think my story is a lot better.


    LaZie made this...a long time ago.

    "It was a very depressing time in my life, since I had no money I was unable to screw the rules" -Kaiba
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  18. Wed, 09-21-2005, 08:49 PM #18
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    im back in the game, fellas

    Now, I know you're all jealous of me. It's ok though. Being jealous is natural and there's nothing wrong with it, so just try to be more like me and you will begin feeling better.
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  19. Thu, 09-22-2005, 09:10 AM #19
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    im back in the game, fellas

    What is there to be jealous about? Your bad sense of humour?
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