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    So who's watching this? I noticed lots of people were saying "BOOM HEADSHOT" in CS:S a while back, and was wonder what the hell it is. I just started watching the series today, and I must say, this thing is brilliant.

    It's about the life of a pro gamer, Jeremy, and how he applies "uber skills" to daily life. It's hilarious. Just wait till you see FPS Doug shows up. That guy cracks me up every time.

    I highly recommend everyone here to watch this because you're all pretty gaming literate, except maybe the term "uber micro". I had to look that up. It's used a lot in the series.

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    Yeah, I've been watching their episodes for a while now. Good stuff. New one's coming up soon too.

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    yeah i saw that on newgrounds. its pretty funny

    1. Uber Micro
    Micro, short for micro managing. Used in rts (real time stratagy games), where the user has to control many induvidual units, giving each specific directions.
    Uber, meaning over, above or dominant.
    If someone has uber-micro, they are adept at managing units, and therefore, can own noobs.

    -or-

    2. Uber Micro
    Not just the ability to be pro with a mouse and keyboard, but to be so uber with them that you can play at least four games at once and pwn.

    got definitions from urbandictionary.com

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    Ahaha I have seen that like a while back. Thanks for the find, episode 5 is sweet.
    No one but the enemy will ever teach you how to destroy and conquer. Only the enemy shows you where you are weak. Only the enemy tells you when he is strong. And the rules of the game are what you can do to him and what you can stop him from doing to you. I am your enemy from now on. From now on, I am your teacher."
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    The World of Warcraft episode cracked me up.
    I think I know precisely what I mean
    when I say it's a schpadoinkle day

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    My favorite line in the series so far is:

    "So I tried to like...rush 'em, you know? Those girls seemed pretty noob. I thought I could just end it fast."

    It's from episode 2 when he tries to hit on girls.

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    The fps guy is so funny.

    Loved it

    <@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs

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    i seen eps 5 lol that was the weirdest thing ever to

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    I've seen all the episodes released so far. Epsiode 5 is one of the funniest.

    Episode 8 is out on September 18th according to their site.
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    Episode 8 is out!

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    yah [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

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    Like newbs, aright. LAL. I'm the ownzor.

    Pure Pwnage is really funny.

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    It was funny when they make fun of Kyle at the end. 'No wonder he's behind the camera, Jesus Christ.'

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    im not sure why i keep watching these....
    it's comedic value isnt enough to justify spending 15-20 minutes of my time for each video

    maybe its just because i can actually follow the dialogue [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]
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    Episode 10 is out guys! I won't say anything about what happened in the episode but its without a doubt the best yet!

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    OMG!! haha I love PurePwnage!!

    My favorite episodes have to be the ones about WoW.
    "Do you like to cause pain?"
    "Yeah..it makes me feel good."

    and of course...DAVE!!! <3 <3 <3

    I tried my best...

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    Dave is the man. I really hope he makes a comeback.

    *Downloading ep 10*

    Update: Ep 10 was pretty good except for the part where he was surfing MySpace. That just seemed to drag on forever with all those profile pictures and such. Ending was a bit shocking and behind the scenes was great.
    Last edited by Board of Command; Thu, 03-16-2006 at 08:52 PM.

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    Remember when Kyle gave Jeremy the idea to sell his hair on ebay? http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?...tem=7601131682

    lol, its official too, since he posted the link on their main site. Look at the current bid...its probably alot of fan girls bidding like crazy right now.

    And episode 10 was great. It would be nice to show Dave in at least the "Behind the Scenes" sections of the show, I still remember the last one with him in it. "My real name is Dawei, but the white barbarians call me Dave." XD

    @BoC: I thought the MySpace part was really funny. Thats about as emo as it can get on that website. The song was pretty funny to go along with it.

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    Haha that's crazy. It's up to 1400 dollars now.

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    It's now 10,000!!!
    Last edited by Xollence; Mon, 03-20-2006 at 09:00 AM.

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