The Official I'm Drunk Thread

[Spiegel]

I have not been able to get drunk in just under a year. Yes, I have had drinks but it takes a lot to get me drunk. Though I do have a story from the last time I did drink...

The last time I did get drunk was about this time last year. I was staying with my brother at Auburn and we did the normal things. Out to the Pirates and Ninja party at a trailer park in the area. I had a 1 quart bottle with me and I drank about 1 and 1/2 of those while at the party. After the party we move to a friends apartment where we start watching movies and playing drinking games (drunk driver, waterfall, and more). I go through about 6 beers then. After that and before i finally went to sleep I had a Large Checkers cup half full of vodka and juice. That is about how much a drank then.

There is more though, During this whole fun-time we somehow had a random black man come into the apartment and try to sell us drugs. From what i remember it was weed, shrooms, and crack. Well my friend figure out how to get him out of the apartment and comes back in two seconds later (He is also drunk) and runs into his bedroom and comes out and tell me in a wispier, "I hid my wallet under my bed, don't tell anyone, Especially him. I am going to try and make him go away. Lock the door behind me." I was like... Ok...

Well at that point I fell asleep so i can't tell you what happened after that. But the next morning he wakes up wanting to go to waffle house but can't find his wallet. lucky I still remembered that part and he found it under his bed in the back of it. For him to get it back he had to crawl completely under his bed.

Anyway we did not go to waffle house and instead went for Subs and ate up... I went home soon after.

I got to say that was a fun experience, but I have not gotten drunk since. I need to go to a good party soon...

[Honoko]

rivigneng this thread b/c i'm finally in a hapy palce rite now. wondering if hte boy before me ever got t a good paryt yet. fucking wired b/c my brother tried to pik a fight w/ wone of my friensd. eesh =P aaandt heat's it. bedtiem.

[masamuneehs]

rivigneng this thread b/c i'm finally in a hapy palce rite now. wondering if hte boy before me ever got t a good paryt yet. fucking wired b/c my brother tried to pik a fight w/ wone of my friensd. eesh =P aaandt heat's it. bedtiem.

this post cracked me up.

well last night was the play-in rounds of my houses' semi-annual beer pong tournament. I went down there around 1030 to see what was going on, played a couple games, baked out the kitchen and the sub-structure basement, had a nice little buzz going.

But around 1230am this kid starts getting really sick, heaving, then dry heaving. Fucking refused water or bread and just hung his head over a trash can while two guys tried to keep him awake. He had like 12 or so beers, alot for him, but i've seen worse.... I argued to just ram the bread down his throat and abuse him until he drank the water (it's for his own good), but i got voted down... So the kid ended up going to the hospital, where, of course, they said we did the right thing, but that there wasn't anything they could do for him at that point. He'll be fine, but hungover like fuck today.

oh, i won the play-in game i had, but lost the other two i played for fun (5 beers per loss). So I've got an awesome rumbling stomach and beer-shits, and am due to play at least one more game starting at 345 today. probably post later...

[XanBcoo]

But around 1230am this kid starts getting really sick, heaving, then dry heaving. Fucking refused water or bread and just hung his head over a trash can while two guys tried to keep him awake.

The exact same thing happened last night to my friend/roommate. He didn't end up in the hospital, but he was over our toilet for about 2 hours, dry heaving, and refusing any water or advice.

I hate having to deal with sick people when you yourself aren't much better off.

[XanBcoo]

GOD SGOTWOOTS I 'M AOTCTALLYT D RUNK

lol i can't stop styping in csps which is cruis controle for cool at least on other image boards liek m4chan. lol. I'VE BEEN playing my bas ss rally loud for the neighbords to hear but I'm actually not that bad.

I dunno wlsy I'm so drunk I've had more tro rdink in the past but I'm getting druink fast erthan before. lolol. HAHA. Sorry if this is arepost.

[Spiegel]

I would just like to inform the wonderful public of Gotwoot that I am drunk. I would like to further inform you that I like tater tots with chili and cheese on top of it. And that Terra is Gay.... Did we already know that?




mmm... Tatery Goodness.


EDIT:!!!!!:!!!:!!: Spell Check is the Shit... Thank you Firefox.

[Winged Dancer]

oh man im so drnk right now and ive got a fial exam toorrow and im toplñess also and i shouldnt have drank all that beer at the e d of the thig, since wen are partys hefs o n monday, too? fuck, i need sleep... how the fyuck did i manage to find this thead anyway???? looooooooooool going to sleep nw, night gunys!!

[Assertn]

no pix?

[Spiegel]

I second the fact that you didnt provide pictures, and I also have to ask how did you end up topless?

[Kraco]

I fear Haku will never forgive any absence of potential topless pictures...

[XanBcoo]

I love the random Ñ she put in "topless".

Also, yeah...pics or it didn't happen.

[Winged Dancer]

Hah! There was no camera at the party! The only picture taken was in a moment in which we were sober enough to use a cellphone... and it's just me with a 1 liter beer. I'll post it later...

As for the topless, I was probably putting my pajama and drunkenly wandered to the forums... I'm pretty sure I didn't end up topless at the party. Shoeless, socksless and jacket-less, yes, but I left. BTW, I'm never drinking before a test again. Linguistics + Hangover = Hell.

[TruthofMistake]

Heh yeah, going to class after drinking is pretty terrible. I went into one of my 9 o'clock classes after drinking til 6 the previous night, and while it was a lot more fun then usual, my grade kind of tanked due to me having a test there =(

[Terracosmo]

Woot first female drunk at GW! Big day! party time!

[masamuneehs]

bitches, i'm drunk

drink whiskey, and less beer. it's faster and hits ya harder if drunken correctly

assfags on irc are all foreign and southern. asshattery, asshattery, twice i decry it.

i'm tired. goddamn fun night though. just chillin and hanging with hometown heroes and the common folk. good times. depending on my hangover tomorrow (here's to rememverng to drink water otnight!), i hope to make a habit of substituting beer for hard alcohol! just gotta get to thes tores before 9PM!

[Spiegel]

Well it started earlier when we bought a heiniken minikeg and drank that, then we went to some part when i drank some more, and met some poeple, and drank some more. I am quite niclely drunk by now.... so time for stupid pictures i guess. have fun with these ones.....

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[Assertn]

Thanks for the 2 million megapixel shots, Spiegal. Definitely puts my triple monitor to good use!

I went to a sweet birthday party at this sushi place with over 20 other people. It was pretty nuts....everyone had birthday parties there and every table had a mini-keg of beer and bottles of sake. Everyone would set up for a sake bomb and the workers would chant and have us all hit the tables at the same time. Then they'd bring out various japanese dishes over the course of the night and randomly hold performances at the front of the place.

It was like an adult version of Chuck E Cheeses....except I don't remember the bill at a Chuck E Cheese being over $1300

[Sandldan]

it doesnt happen often but now in officially drunk. Just got home from the bar, was hungry so i made myself a hamburger, filled with chili sauce mustard and some unknown fruit we jhad, it actually tastes pretty good. <3 glass of milk... was out celebrating a friends 18 yearbnrirthday man was he drunk, the taxis didtn even want to take him so had to callto some friendsssssss to bring him home. and now 6 o'clock i got home, guess i'll go to bed while the cat is waiting

[masamuneehs]

hahahahaha! well it hasn't been along time since i've been drunk, but it has been awhile sinc ei posted here!

And, i went into la ciudad tonight, and there were one dollar beers. and many of them were had. like, i drank around fifteen goddamn glasses of these things from 8pm -1 am

and we went to this horribly crappy "tortilla and taco" place, which was run by all of these Asians. One of my friends started talking shit about it not being 'authentic Mexican' and I raged him out about how these fucking people are the backbone of America, fixing our goddamn quesdaillas from 8 am until midnight and getting paid shit for it. The guys were all cooking their dinners as the place closed down when we were ordering our food. I made the mistake of politely asking the woman what she recommended, and I got the #24. And it was god awful. A rip off in both quanity and quality. I wanted to break American's backbone in half.

And I dancd at a country music place even though I hate that genre. they played a funynsong about Puntang and a song about Branding My Baby on The behind.

Then it was back t 1 dollar beeer paradise, and a shot of Jaiger to round out the night.
And me and my friend freaking had philisophical drunk BS conversation on the train ride back home. It was a good night

[Gnompf]

First time i writing in here i think. I was to a party last friday, A freind who have been in away a long time come back so we had a litle party at my home. And he had a absint bottle with him verry nice (not the real absint just 77.7% no drugs in it)
So i drank a half bottle of some volka and later we started heavy drinking from the absint, Yes i was fucking drunk after the bottle was empty
We where totaly wasted, lucky me i pucked only 1 time he was like a fountain.
After some hour att the party he dissaperad home i think, me there geting more and more wasted. Lucky my brother where there.. he drove me home when every one have left or went to bed.
So where do i order more absint? it is illegal in sweden so i cant get it here