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    i got wasted last night and proceeded to do karaoke and then have some excellent no strings attached sex with my ex girlfriend.

    back to bed

    Humans are different from animals. We must die for a reason. Now is the time for us to regulate ourselves and reclaim our dignity. The one who holds endless potential and displays his strength and kindness to the world. Only mankind has God, a power that allows us to go above and beyond what we are now, a God that we call "possibility".

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    Hmm, to get as wasted as i am right nog on only 12 beers? okey i havent eaten anythimg besides the hamburger i hade for food a hour a goo, but anyways it shouldnt be possible...

    So lets talk about my night out ... It starts with me buying som beers and taking the buss from skovde to skara. We start drinking on the buss and have a chat about the summer and all the punk festivals and such. After that we emd upp with som punks who are trying too go to the same party as us but "Sorry jefla punkardrägg ni f¨år inte hänga på" . At he part we start drinking som moore and i drink som vodka and play some guitar and yeah we just have som fun.'

    Later me and my friend lefts the party and go to the town and ge somethng to eat and we also manage to get 4(!) ciggaretes from some death metal dude we met.

    When we came back to party EVERYONE WAS FUCKIN GONE!!! yeah so we go back to the buss station and meet upp with some of the people who where with us on the party.

    Later on the buss home everyone starts too puke for some reason (maybe becouse of all the vodka?) , and it started too smell disgusting .... When we came i hoped on me bicyckle and rided it home .... So here i am Thinkin telling you about a fuckin boring night and dricking some beer and lemonade ....

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    Punk festivals? Like.. uhh.. Emmaboda?

    Sounds like a fucking lame night but hey, free cigarettes are always good.
    Welcome to the forums svenne. Haven't seen you around before!

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    Heh, completely forgot to post this.

    Last week, I got invited to a Korean Wedding. The funny thing was that, at Korean Weddings and events, all the guests end up leaving mad early, and go to after parties, or just leave. So me and my boys are almost alone there, and there was an open bar. We got so wasted. Woke up with a spliting headache, but it was a good night.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Terracosmo
    Punk festivals? Like.. uhh.. Emmaboda?

    Sounds like a fucking lame night but hey, free cigarettes are always good.
    Welcome to the forums svenne. Haven't seen you around before!
    No, augustibuller and Motala Punkrock Festival. Emmaboda is a pop festival :P

    Yeah, it really was a lame night, but as you said free cigarettes are aways good ...
    Thank you!

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    Oh yeah Augustibuller, that was the name. I keep mixing up all the damn festivals.

    Myself I'm considering Roskilde.

    Ah well, end of off-topicness

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    Today, I just finished my last exam....ever. I am done school FOREVER!!! Wheee! It's noon, and we've already started drinking. This is the most awesome day ever. I'm going to make pie, while drinking, and watch anime, while drinking, and eat pie, while watching anime, and drinking. I might make cookies or cake too, depending on what baking supplies I need to use up before I move out (2 days from now - less stuff to transport is always better). Maybe I'll check back in 12 hours from now, but don't count on it. This day rocks. *KitKat raises her glass* May you all have just as awesome a day as me, my fellow gotwooters! You guys are my favourite

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    Way to go KitKat! Enjoy your freedom and drunkedness! I am almost off work so soon my day will be better, and hopefully I can enjoy my own slight drunkedness, as I've got a fresh bottle of Crown waiting for me.

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    wow... KitKat knocking back the drinks..... Hope you get all A+ on all your exams. And bake lots of cookies, watch lots of anime, and finally watch the Full Metal Alchemist movie its been long enough..... Enjoy the freedom and knock back one for me if you would be so kind.
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    Just woke up. Damn, I feel like shit. But it was a great night.

    I had double layers of eyeliner, a black vest thingy and a tie. I looked so awesome.

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    Fuk yerae. yo for whoever doesnt know it, underground clubs are thwe fuckin shit. ma boy, dj eco, was mixin that shit up and thrownin out so of the sickist bweats to hot trance or techno. www.myspace.com/djeco


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    AWESOME NIGHT I RULED.

    Best night in a loooong while. The feeling when you ask for that special song and it gets played, and the entire place sings along... oh yeah... social orgasm...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terracosmo
    The feeling when you ask for that special song and it gets played, and the entire place sings along... oh yeah... social orgasm...
    may i inquire what song it was?

    Well after a black-out night Wednesday (which, for my integrity's sake I shall not recount the parts I do recall, including the Thursday morning 'omfg i went home with that person' classic here... ) I took it easy this weekend. The fact that I have a final coming up this week was another incentive to actually do reading and study. Yeah, lame, I know.

    Humans are different from animals. We must die for a reason. Now is the time for us to regulate ourselves and reclaim our dignity. The one who holds endless potential and displays his strength and kindness to the world. Only mankind has God, a power that allows us to go above and beyond what we are now, a God that we call "possibility".

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    It was a song called "FF" by the swedish band "Kent".
    In other words, nothing that the majority of the forums have ever heard of (and probably never would have if it weren't for this very post)
    Last edited by Terracosmo; Sun, 04-23-2006 at 08:31 PM.

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    Is it like Burzum?

    If so I'm down.
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    Like Burzum? Not at all... it's actually pop music.
    Last edited by Terracosmo; Sat, 04-29-2006 at 06:29 AM.

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    Bump.

    Things that happened yesterday include, but are not limited to:

    1. Me running through the audience of a live band playing at a club, jumping onto the stage, grabbing the drumkit and slamming like mad for 5 seconds before the guards threw me down (the drummer was temporarily away). For my efforts, I received a drumstick. I rock.

    2. A guy thought that my haircut was awesome, and thought that I had a wig. He subsequently started touching my hair in a creepy way. After realizing that it was real, he said "oh holy shit that's cool". Then his friend stated that I look "exactly like Asthon Kutcher".

    ...yeah.

    3. Sleeping together with a girl whom I always seem to end up in the same bed with when I'm drunk.

    Hell, lots of shit happened.

    And tonight I'm hitting the bar again



    UPDATE!



    Since none of you boring bastards get drunk I have to edit this post to include last night's happenings. Even more stuff happened this time, but I'll just post the most interesting part: I partied together with..

    *drumroll*

    Hammerfall!

    (Swedish metal band for those who don't know)

    They were really nice people, but eventually they grew tired of me. Maybe because I asked such stupid questions. "How much did your drumkit cost?", "Are Stratovarius nice guys IRL?".

    Ah, good times.
    Last edited by Terracosmo; Sun, 04-30-2006 at 07:23 AM.

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    Im f-in smashed man, i just ate like 2 plates of fries, a snadwhich and like a gallon of tea; and im gettin drunk later!!! I guess this is what should be doing on on vacation, but im not sure; hopefully i dont end up nailin anyone tonight, since the propholactics are running low, but then again some ass might be nice...i guess i can always improvise or somethin, you know, like Macguyver or something.

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    Yay someone other than me posted :O

    Last night: I got smashed and woke up today with a major headache.
    All is well and good right?

    Not really. Work starts in 45 minutes.

    I'm so hardcore.

    Man, it's gonna be a loooooooooong day....

    I'll post some pics later. They will feature my TRUE new hair which is so awesome that awesome gets another meaning.

    I wish I was better at talking with girls at the bar. I just can't do it. I feel like a moron whenever I step up and try to get some contact with new people. So I'm condemned to attempting to be at the right place at the right moment in order to exercise some kissery.

    I'M SO LOOOONELYYYY~~

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    Poor Terra, such a lonely alcoholic. Only Rockmanj is willing to hang out with you in this topic

    But seriously, I'd almost forgotten about this topic and can't believe it's been so neglected.

    Well, obviously I've been drinking since my last post, but no stories I'd want to share with you all...

    Last night was 'Notte Bianca' in Italy, a thing they started in Rome some years back to promote business by keeping all the shops open all night long. It was a big success and several other Italian cities picked up on it.

    But Bologna, being the numbnuts city it is only caught on this year, and it was like a neutered high school dance... The mayor decided 'We'll do the White Night this year, but only until midnight (OMFGZ so late into the night!11) and shops don't have to stay open.'

    Doesn't that defeat the purpose? Stupid fuck...

    Anyhow, apparently there was a concert with this huge Jesus figure shooting fireworks out of its back in the main piazza, but it ended at like 1045, and I didn't go out until 11, so I missed the whole fucking thing...

    Still made it to a few bars and the normal shit, but sorta blows i missed it.

    Humans are different from animals. We must die for a reason. Now is the time for us to regulate ourselves and reclaim our dignity. The one who holds endless potential and displays his strength and kindness to the world. Only mankind has God, a power that allows us to go above and beyond what we are now, a God that we call "possibility".

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