The Official I'm Drunk Thread

[basey44]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo

Originally posted by: DB_Hunter

Originally posted by: Terracosmo
*pretndss ot be drnkk and splels wrongflulyl on porpuse*

Often wondered how many people who post in this thread are actually drunk when doing so.

Well mostly the posts just end up being "what I did last night", because usually one is too drunk to even get a post together upon homecoming :S

except for me it appears, i make it a habit to lay down a post when i stumble in at 4 in the morning off my face

[el_boss]

Originally posted by: Chaoskiddo
we as in a group of people when you say "we drove around town" not everybody in a car is driving... el boss what do u care what i do? its not like im on the freeway racing down at 300mi per hour, im in 10 sq miles of empty land videotaping my friends do donuts in a car, who the hell is gonna die? well maybe a squirrel....

As Terra said, let's just drop this now. There's alot of things I could say right now, but you don't seem to be willing to absorb anything so I'm just going to stop. But the next time you do something like this, It would be awesome if you didn't make all of us accomplices.

[The Heretic Azazel]

Accomplices?

What the fuck are you talking about?

[PSJ]

Originally posted by: basey44

Originally posted by: Terracosmo

Originally posted by: DB_Hunter

Originally posted by: Terracosmo
*pretndss ot be drnkk and splels wrongflulyl on porpuse*

Often wondered how many people who post in this thread are actually drunk when doing so.

Well mostly the posts just end up being "what I did last night", because usually one is too drunk to even get a post together upon homecoming :S

except for me it appears, i make it a habit to lay down a post when i stumble in at 4 in the morning off my face

I try to post when i get home to. The worst part is when you wonder around in diffrent parts of the forum and post.

[el_boss]

Originally posted by: The Heretic Azazel
Accomplices?

What the fuck are you talking about?

I'm assuming that drunk driving is illegal in america. If it's not you can just ignore that statement.

[ChaosK]

you know, i'm not sure your drunk right now...oh wait neither am i...

[Assassin]

im not drunk but im high...does that still count?

i fucking couldn't stop smiling for the longest time

[The Heretic Azazel]

I don't think it counts, damn drunks won't let us stoners in on the fun [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

[el_boss]

Originally posted by: The Heretic Azazel
I don't think it counts, damn drunks won't let us stoners in on the fun [img][/img]

I see a "The official I'm stoned thread" in the near future. Or we could change the name of this one to "The official I'm wasted thread". Yeeees, t'would work just fine.

[Munsu]

"The official I'm stoned thread" would be pointless...

Everything will be... "Dude, I couldn't stop laughing all-night... I watched Half-Baked like 4 times..."

[masamuneehs]

Bud, with your name i'd hope you'd be affiliated with the sweet sweet cheeba (aka Maryjane)
If not, don't mess with the Sess.

I'm drunk. Its 430PM, suck it dry bitches.
Where is that gorgeous percolating (double filtration) water pipe?

[PSJ]

Just got home from yesterdays partying. And what a night it was, wasn't too drunk so i remember what happened. The night started out great with some card games with my friends then we went off to a party which was fine. After that i started helping the host to clean up for some reason so i spent the night, nothing happened though.

Overall a good night nothing to special tough.

[Terracosmo]

I had a great friday night at a metal/hardrock bar, it is fucking awesome to be able to get drunk and headbang at the same time. And very rare too, most clubs and bars just play shitty mainstream dance music & hip-hop. Well lots of sick stuff happened and I'm too lazy to recite it but I might post some pics if I feel compelled to ;D

[basey44]

yea post them pics, heaps better than you trying to explain whats going on. ive had some huge nights lately, and i wouldve posted about them, but i was far too fucked everytime i got home to turn on the computer, and i refuse to do a this is what happened to me last night kinda thing. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img] i just posted here without having a thing to drink

[PSJ]

So first time i've seen this thread on page 2. Partied hard 2 days ago and aprtied some today. 2 good nights, nothing great just good.

[Winged Dancer]

Soooo anyways, I'm kinda drunk. not a lot, but what the hell, i guessed.

funny thing is i got drunk becaus of such a stupid reason!

I'm kinda menstruating, y'see, and it fels like my ovaries are about to explode or something and it hurts like hells and I have no pills


so I called a friend and she said that anise liquor does wonders for that pain and i shohuld try some, so i drunk like two or three glasses before noticing the 37% of alcohol, heeeeeeeeeeh, and since i usually don't drink, welll.... yeah... but at least iot did erase tha pain!!! or i'm too drink to notice it.

and it isn't even 2 in the afternoon.... man i feel funny.... i think i'll go eatsome chocolate now....

[Terracosmo]

Hey, that's not a bad reason at all. You have grasped the initial purpose of alcohol - to kill pain. In all forms! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

[Lefty]

Don't worry WD as long as it serves a purpose, get as drunk as you need girl.

[Terracosmo]

I had a nice evening yesterday. Lots of intrigues. A friend got dumped by another friend, a female friend of mine was all over me - much to the dismay of another female friend which is apparently in love with me. Crazy night. The only bad thing is that I lost my Yoshiki (drummer in X-Japan) shirt which a friend gave me. :/ Damn beer, making me all dizzy and forgetful...

[masamuneehs]

I'm back in my home town last night. A close friend, her boyfriend, another friend and I all go out to a bar. (none of us are 21, so its actually the bar area of a restaurant which is notorious for serving underage)

So we get there, get drinks, get drinks etc etc. And at a table nearby are all those kids (not really kids anymore) who graduated high school years before me and my friends. One of them is even still wearing his varsity football jacket, and all of them are wearing some kind of apparrel from my high school. Dangling on their shoulders are these little teenie girls who can't be much older than 16-17 (certainly not the legal age of 18!) and they're drunk and throwing themselves at these guys.

At this point, I just snap. Maybe it was the Jose Cuervo, I dunno. I go over to them and say, rather loudly, "Oh! Shit look at this!" And I make a big gesture with my arms and say louder, "Bring out the drier! We've got some washed up old rags!" Now this might not sound like a horrible insult, but where i'm from, 'washed up' basically means kids who couldn't move on after high school and who still cling to their status as jock/Jewish American Princess/party crasher/drug dealer that they enjoyed at high school. These scum don't often have jobs and just mooch off their rich moms and dads. They either dropped out, didn't go to, or still have no skills despite going to college.

Half of these guys know me from the football team, the rest from one party I had several years ago that everyone and their mother (literally, this guy at the table starts laughing about how his mother showed up at my party to take him home) showed up to. Most of them laugh it off, not wanting to look stupid in front of their jailbait girls. But one kid, dumb ass punk motherfucker, who doesn't seem to be having any luck with the hapless highschoolers, looks at me and goes, "You calling me washed up?"

And I look right back at him and say, "that's exactly what I'm saying."

"Who the fuck are you?"

"Not just a dirty edgemont (town name) baseball cap clinging to the past."

"Are you looking to start?"

"I'm already halfway through college, thank you."

That last one went over his head. The other people at the table try to separate us. One guy offers to buy me a drink, on the condition I go back to my table. "We just wanna get some ass yadda yadda yadda" But he was one of the few guys who wasn't always a total asshole in school, so I go back to my corner.

An hour later I'm totally shitfaced. Those guys get up to leave, some of their teenie victims in tow. The fuckface, as he's walking buy, kicks my barstool right out from behind. I flap forward, beer flying, smack my face on the bar.

I see stars, blood, whatever. This kid is about to go down, right here in the restaurant. I jump up pretty quickly, he's facing me. Grinning like a fuckup he says:

"Damn that was a bad fall. You should wat-"
POW
Right in the kisser! He stumbles back, hands go up, he's ready to fight. People are yelling and all kinds of shit in the place.

Its a little hard to describe or remember the rest. I took one or two to the face, shots to the side of the head. He got one more in the face and I worked his ribs pretty good. Took about 30 seconds for a bartender to break us up, but that's a decently long time in a fight. The owner isn't there. One bartender wants to call the cops. The kid I fought with makes a break for it. My friends are trying to pull me out of there too.

I throw all the money I had in my wallet on the bar, about 45 more than the bill+tip, and walk out. I got 6 stitches right above my right eye this morning.

And tonight, I'm getting drunk again!