Chaos, yes you are drunk.

I am not quite drunk yet, but I just got SKunk'd 7-0 in a game of beer pong and then lost 10-5 in another rematch. And i was drinking Olde English Malty liquor, not beer... so i'm pretty shitty right now.

But tonight is Margaritaville party (Jimmy Buffet was a Kappa Sigma you dumb motherfuckers!) and the wine and tequila and booze will flow until I find some random girl and lure her upstairs to my room ("wanna go take some shots upstairs?" easy as that!) and fuck her, no making love, already to gone for that....

Update will probably come in tomorrow morning, since I highly (hahaha, double meaning!!!) doubt I'll post anything later tonight!

Do you want some grapes.................................bitches?
Later fools!