Originally posted by: Mut@chi
My drunk pics.
Pregame. I'm the guy with the hat in case you've been living under a rock with Osama and haven't seen my pic yet.
My third bottle of Mickey's

I'm slowly getting trashed. My eyes are glazed.
After a many swigs of the vodka and the wine.

I'm trashed.
Time for bitches.

I mark my claim on this girl. *boner* I move on.
Bitch steals my hat.

I claim her ass too.
Bitches grindin. Hottt.

Too bad that fat piece of fucking whale shit ruins the picture. I don't know wtf she was doing there.
Overall, good night. Very good night.
Edit: Clearly, the way I remember the night is way different than how it really happened chronologically as the times in the pics tell otherwise.