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    The Official I'm Drunk Thread

    Ok... I'm freaking drunk and I think everyone needs a thread to post shit and let off some steam when they get drunk... So here's the thread fuckes...

    Right now I'm drunk, glad to be alive... Been a while since I drank so much, which is something you'll rarely hear out of my mouth...

    So what the fuck... I'm drunk, and I'm wasting my freaking time posting here, you know what that means, I didn't get any tonight... Fuck...

    Well there's always next time...

    So come here when you drunk... damnit, if you are not drunk don't post, we don't want to hear it...

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    I'm fucking ahmmered and i Just had the hottest night wiht the the hosttest bitchessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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    Banned for posting while intoxicated.

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    Originally posted by: Y
    Banned for posting while intoxicated.
    Y, stop trolling my threads, I said only to post while drunk in here...

    Fool, you should get banned

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    This topic should be changed so that those on any narcotic should feel welcome.
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    aeaheaheaheaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeee
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    People really shouldn't take drugs, they're bad for you.

    I'm not drunk but i've had a few beers, does that count?

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    is it possible to be drunk with power in this thread, how about dillusional drunkness?

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    ooooooooh maaah gawd man... I just went to the fair and bought like soo much liquor! I used a whole gold. My tauren is SMASHED. its fucking great. oh noes! an elf!

    "Heya sexy [hic]"

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    Guys, I woke up today and I still wasted. And I'm still tipsy.

    I tried to get into my car to drive home and sat down in the passenger's seat. Then my friend came out and gave me a ride home... Cuz I obviously wan't headed nowhere except into a hickory trree

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    I might not be drunk right now but I'll promise I'll frequent this topic with some drunken madness as soon as possible. I've been meaning to make a thread like this myself actually but it just never happened. Anyway since I'm bored I'm gonna post some drunken pics of our wild swedish parties of glory:

    Me and two mates at my favorite pub. I don't know what the fuck I'm drinking though.



    A mate attempting to use the weights in my gym during last friday's pre-party. It didn't go so well.



    The aforementioned female mate (left) and my ex (right, not the one I wrote about in the relationship thread) making out. Stupid swedish bisexuality!


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    Originally posted by: Terracosmo
    I might not be drunk right now but I'll promise I'll frequent this topic with some drunken madness as soon as possible. I've been meaning to make a thread like this myself actually but it just never happened. Anyway since I'm bored I'm gonna post some drunken pics of our wild swedish parties of glory:

    Me and two mates at my favorite pub. I don't know what the fuck I'm drinking though.



    A mate attempting to use the weights in my gym during last friday's pre-party. It didn't go so well.



    The aforementioned female mate (left) and my ex (right, not the one I wrote about in the relationship thread) making out. Stupid swedish bisexuality!


    Wow nice! Also the last time I was drunk, when I had my grandmothers birthday party. Me and a couple of friends just shot off fireworks, everywhere, especially in front of peoples doors [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img], we weren't wasted but partially drunk
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    WOO HOO! i moved into my college dorm just yestesrday and have been having fun every second since...i LOVE how they tell us not to drink, and when we came in, there was a garbbage can that said "Beer bottles go here"...

    theres no need for "Asdfashyiop..ehadf" because then your not really drunkk, more as pretending to be those are some nice pictures terra. might i say they're also pretty damn fucked up?...okay no more typing.. i'm sorry if this post had many spellinh mistaked but i really cannt see what i'm typing, i'll edit it in a few hours...the text in this teeny little box are starting to morph...i think it s time for me to liee down.

    i'm not reeally all that drunk, i'm modre of just having a reeally dizzy..ache...is there such thing as a dizzy ache?


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    My drunk pics.

    Pregame. I'm the guy with the hat in case you've been living under a rock with Osama and haven't seen my pic yet.


    My third bottle of Mickey's

    I'm slowly getting trashed. My eyes are glazed.

    After a many swigs of the vodka and the wine.

    I'm trashed.

    Time for bitches.

    I mark my claim on this girl. *boner* I move on.

    Bitch steals my hat.

    I claim her ass too.

    Bitches grindin. Hottt.

    Too bad that fat piece of fucking whale shit ruins the picture. I don't know wtf she was doing there.

    Overall, good night. Very good night.

    Edit: Clearly, the way I remember the night is way different than how it really happened chronologically as the times in the pics tell otherwise.
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    lol @ last picture description. And that was some hot girls.

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    (%_kAi_): I'm fucken drunk man, fuck you you cock sucking wankers!

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    shit r u guys actually drunk posting here? last drunk person i saw use a computer just passed out facedown into the keyboard lol[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

    I'm official.

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    Dude. Get a haircut. Or don't let women steal your hat.

    But yeah. I'll try to take some pics at the party I'm going to this weekend. If I can borrow my friend's digital camera.
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    Originally posted by: TwisT
    lol @ last picture description. And that was some hot girls.
    Yes, American girls are way prettier than you Swedish chickenheads.

    Originally posted by: CmDr_RavEn
    Dude. Get a haircut. Or don't let women steal your hat.
    Well, she only had it for that picture. And I guess I could use a haircut, but my hair was waaay messed up from wearing the hat all day. I had hat hair.

    Originally posted by: Terracosmo
    ROTFLMAO @ Mut's hair

    Holy shit how different you look without the cap
    There have been 490 pictures of me without wearing something on my head. Go look at my pic on GotBook.

    Originally posted by: basey44
    hahashsah im wasted, lol hgood fucking nite, ezza is fucking hto by the way, hahash i cant type

    lol mut i lliek the chick in ur 3rd pic, at 10.24 or watever, shes fucking hoit
    Yes, the girl in the 3rd pic is named Briana. She is fucking amazing.

    Originally posted by: xanbcoo
    hahaha! I had just assumed he had spikey/shaved hair (like most asians I know).
    lol, nice pics.
    I did have spikey hair for about 2 months right when I was going into highschool, then I shaved it all off for four years since my hair was getting in the way during football (American).
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    lol well guys if the next morning and my head hurts
    but i cant help but feel embarressed for all the shitty posts i posted lol

    aw well only 2 more 19ths to go then ill have a non alcoholic night, i love the start of september its 5 of my mates bdays this week

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