im' drunk and i hae no idea whether i'm drunk or not...am i drunk? i sure hope not, im writing an essay for school lolllllll.
im' drunk and i hae no idea whether i'm drunk or not...am i drunk? i sure hope not, im writing an essay for school lolllllll.
LaZie made this...a long time ago.
"It was a very depressing time in my life, since I had no money I was unable to screw the rules" -Kaiba
Chaos, yes you are drunk.
I am not quite drunk yet, but I just got SKunk'd 7-0 in a game of beer pong and then lost 10-5 in another rematch. And i was drinking Olde English Malty liquor, not beer... so i'm pretty shitty right now.
But tonight is Margaritaville party (Jimmy Buffet was a Kappa Sigma you dumb motherfuckers!) and the wine and tequila and booze will flow until I find some random girl and lure her upstairs to my room ("wanna go take some shots upstairs?" easy as that!) and fuck her, no making love, already to gone for that....
Update will probably come in tomorrow morning, since I highly (hahaha, double meaning!!!) doubt I'll post anything later tonight!
Do you want some grapes.................................bitches?
Later fools!
Humans are different from animals. We must die for a reason. Now is the time for us to regulate ourselves and reclaim our dignity. The one who holds endless potential and displays his strength and kindness to the world. Only mankind has God, a power that allows us to go above and beyond what we are now, a God that we call "possibility".
good to know masmuneeeeeeeeeeeeehs.
i'll be returning to that party outside my room now...or after i help terra with his wehdird emulatohr problehms, why am i adding "h" into hafd wehrid words? bechause i feel likhe ithe leahve me alone. BITH...WAIT...ITS SPELLED B-I-T-C-H.....
LaZie made this...a long time ago.
"It was a very depressing time in my life, since I had no money I was unable to screw the rules" -Kaiba
woah, masamuneehs i dont remember talking to u on GW at all...weird, i woke up this morning in my room on the floor with a bra next to me (dont know dont ask) and everything else outside is cleaned up....must go find out what happened.
LaZie made this...a long time ago.
"It was a very depressing time in my life, since I had no money I was unable to screw the rules" -Kaiba
hey, jsut got back from a party for a amte whos going tor canada. eyyyyy
haha bit of pub jumping, then finished up at maccas, alison wasnt there which was sad, shoulda just got ehre number last weekm but then a mate called her a $2 slut, fucmingdickehead. aahhh anyways saw a lot ofd mates i hadnt seen for a while, and orgainised a trip to honkeytonks ( good clujb) for necxt week.
cheers, oph by the way xxxx beer isnt as bad as i thought, blooduy queenslandsers
edit: oh als is the chick from last week lol, thatw as her naem
back at home! NIICE got drunk on thanksgiving hehehe...this stuff is nice!! just met the gang im gonna be snowboarding with during the break...haaaah...we did donuts in my old car....while drukn hehe. almost ran it into a tree.
LaZie made this...a long time ago.
"It was a very depressing time in my life, since I had no money I was unable to screw the rules" -Kaiba
Worst night ever yesterday. Didn't even manage to get drunk. My body is getting too tolerant :S
Too bad you didn't run into a tree. Idiots like you make me sick. Wonder how you will feel when someone gets hurt or dies as a result you and your friends driving while being drunk.Originally posted by: Chaoskiddo
back at home! NIICE got drunk on thanksgiving hehehe...this stuff is nice!! just met the gang im gonna be snowboarding with during the break...haaaah...we did donuts in my old car....while drukn hehe. almost ran it into a tree.
you realize that we were in 10 sq miles of empty land right?
LaZie made this...a long time ago.
"It was a very depressing time in my life, since I had no money I was unable to screw the rules" -Kaiba
I don't know if you were driving. If you were: the fact that you would drive a car with other people in it while being drunk is just beyond stupidity. If you weren't driving: the fact that you would get in to a car were the driver is drunk is almost more stupid.Originally posted by: Chaoskiddo
you realize that we were in 10 sq miles of empty land right?
Spent the entire weekend pretty drunk... Thanksgiving, and not being at home rules. Drank at least a liter of rum amongst everything else. TIme to go buy a 40 of steel reserve and get coding... If the beer works ill likely post more.
Yay! beer!
edit: so, I found my new favorite beer <U> Lagunitas Brown Sugga</U> it tastes wonderful and is 9.9% ... im finishing my fourth and feel the begginigs of being unsober... will report more later; and if I get drunk enough wwill double post. yay!
When man invented the bicycle he reached the peak of his attainments. Here was a machine of precision and balance for the convenience of man. And (unlike subsequent inventions for man's convenience) the more he used it, the fitter his body became. Here, for once, was a product of man's brain that was entirely beneficial to those who used it, and of no harm or irritation to others. Progress should have stopped when man invented the bicycle. ~Elizabeth West, Hovel in theHills
Originally posted by: el_boss
I don't know if you were driving. If you were: the fact that you would drive a car with other people in it while being drunk is just beyond stupidity. If you weren't driving: the fact that you would get in to a car were the driver is drunk is almost more stupid.Originally posted by: Chaoskiddo
you realize that we were in 10 sq miles of empty land right?
acctually i was videotaping
LaZie made this...a long time ago.
"It was a very depressing time in my life, since I had no money I was unable to screw the rules" -Kaiba
Chaoskiddo for the win!
When man invented the bicycle he reached the peak of his attainments. Here was a machine of precision and balance for the convenience of man. And (unlike subsequent inventions for man's convenience) the more he used it, the fitter his body became. Here, for once, was a product of man's brain that was entirely beneficial to those who used it, and of no harm or irritation to others. Progress should have stopped when man invented the bicycle. ~Elizabeth West, Hovel in theHills
Then why did you say "...we did donuts in my old car."?Originally posted by: Chaoskiddo
acctually i was videotaping
I can't believe that your actually trying to make this look better by saying that you weren't in the car. You are still responsible for letting them drive your car when you knew they were drunk.
While I agree about el_boss' opinions about drunk driving, I think the whole thing should be dropped... I mean c'mon, we're supposed to be drunk here :S
*pretndss ot be drnkk and splels wrongflulyl on porpuse*
Originally posted by: el_boss
Then why did you say "...we did donuts in my old car."?Originally posted by: Chaoskiddo
acctually i was videotaping
I can't believe that your actually trying to make this look better by saying that you weren't in the car. You are still responsible for letting them drive your car when you knew they were drunk.
we as in a group of people when you say "we drove around town" not everybody in a car is driving... el boss what do u care what i do? its not like im on the freeway racing down at 300mi per hour, im in 10 sq miles of empty land videotaping my friends do donuts in a car, who the hell is gonna die? well maybe a squirrel....
LaZie made this...a long time ago.
"It was a very depressing time in my life, since I had no money I was unable to screw the rules" -Kaiba
Often wondered how many people who post in this thread are actually drunk when doing so.Originally posted by: Terracosmo
*pretndss ot be drnkk and splels wrongflulyl on porpuse*
I refuse to post in this thread until I'm actually drunk.
....fuck
"They call it 'The American Dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it" - George Carlin
Well mostly the posts just end up being "what I did last night", because usually one is too drunk to even get a post together upon homecoming :SOriginally posted by: DB_Hunter
Often wondered how many people who post in this thread are actually drunk when doing so.Originally posted by: Terracosmo
*pretndss ot be drnkk and splels wrongflulyl on porpuse*
That's what I thought... perhaps a renaming of the thread to 'What happened last night' would be more appropriate?Originally posted by: Terracosmo
Well mostly the posts just end up being "what I did last night", because usually one is too drunk to even get a post together upon homecoming :SOriginally posted by: DB_Hunter
Often wondered how many people who post in this thread are actually drunk when doing so.Originally posted by: Terracosmo
*pretndss ot be drnkk and splels wrongflulyl on porpuse*
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