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    lol my comptyers so loud its like an aeroplane, veoooooooooom

    lol u catn confine me to one thread, no one can hahahah

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    Originally posted by: TwisT
    lol @ last picture description. And that was some hot girls.
    Yes, American girls are way prettier than you Swedish chickenheads.

    Originally posted by: CmDr_RavEn
    Dude. Get a haircut. Or don't let women steal your hat.
    Well, she only had it for that picture. And I guess I could use a haircut, but my hair was waaay messed up from wearing the hat all day. I had hat hair.

    Originally posted by: Terracosmo
    ROTFLMAO @ Mut's hair

    Holy shit how different you look without the cap
    There have been 490 pictures of me without wearing something on my head. Go look at my pic on GotBook.

    Originally posted by: basey44
    hahashsah im wasted, lol hgood fucking nite, ezza is fucking hto by the way, hahash i cant type

    lol mut i lliek the chick in ur 3rd pic, at 10.24 or watever, shes fucking hoit
    Yes, the girl in the 3rd pic is named Briana. She is fucking amazing.

    Originally posted by: xanbcoo
    hahaha! I had just assumed he had spikey/shaved hair (like most asians I know).
    lol, nice pics.
    I did have spikey hair for about 2 months right when I was going into highschool, then I shaved it all off for four years since my hair was getting in the way during football (American).
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    lol well guys if the next morning and my head hurts
    but i cant help but feel embarressed for all the shitty posts i posted lol

    aw well only 2 more 19ths to go then ill have a non alcoholic night, i love the start of september its 5 of my mates bdays this week

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    FCUKFGING PIECE OF SHIT NIGHT

    DAMN

    I hate dnacing and IU hate girls

    and my fucking vodka gan out too quickly

    damnit all to he lll

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    [quote]
    Originally posted by: Mut@chi
    Originally posted by: TwisT
    lol @ last picture description. And that was some hot girls.
    Yes, American girls are way prettier than you Swedish chickenheads.
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    Haha, those American chicks were smoking. I prefer the first brunette. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

    @ Terra, I think you have a drinking problem. ;p

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    all i can say is HUT UP!!!
    MUT nice girls in the picture. i think you mezsed up the time or i'im alredy drunk but i didnt think id am.

    terra, you shoudl go bkck to being a trasenxual.


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    really chaoskdididido I jsut drank lik e8ight bttles of hard whksiey *hiccup* and im lkie so druuunnk HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH*hiccup* WHogoto

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    getting your stomach pumped hurts.

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    (%_kAi_): I'm fucken drunk man, fuck you you cock sucking wankers!

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    shit r u guys actually drunk posting here? last drunk person i saw use a computer just passed out facedown into the keyboard lol[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

    I'm official.

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    You guys sound like the typical "fun" drunks...I just get very quiet and bored...I hate being drunk, its so depressing and boring. Therefore I don't drink much cause I get nothing out of it, and it cost to damn much to drink...especially if you live in Pennsylvania where you have to get your alcohol from a "state store" that is government controlled and not from the local supermarket...

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    Man, my sympathies. Life blows so fucking much so I wouldn't know what to do if I couldn't at least get drunk occasionally. Getting depressed while drinking really sounds like the ultimate punishment.

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    So I have a funny story about being drunk, from last weekend

    I live in a frat and we hosted a party. I was assigned to door duty from 11-12, prime time.

    So me and this guy from Bama are chilling outside with the security guards, and I make sure noone's passed out/dying in our parking lot. Come back, walk up the steps to the house, and get that little tickle in my throat, that little "give me something to drink" urge. I can't resist.

    I whip out my flask, raise it to my lips and am blinded by a flashlight.

    Two cops must have WALKED (pretty strange in hilly Ithaca, they're almost always in cars) RIGHT UP BEHIND ME. And I'm standing there with the flask to my lips, caught dead.

    The head cop asks me, "Do you have ID?"

    I say, "Er.. it's upstairs" Trying to buy time and maybe an opportunity to get away.

    "What's in the flask?"
    "Bacardi Watermelon." No point in lying, he's going to find out anyhow.
    "You live here?"
    "Yes."
    "You guys serving hard drinks in there?" (A big no-no for on campus houses)
    "No. This is my own."
    "You 21?"
    "....No."
    "Let me see your ID."
    I hand it to him.
    "You lied to me?"
    "Huh?"
    "You told me your ID was inside."
    "Officer, what did you really think I was going to say? That's like a natural defense reaction."
    "This hurts me." He says as he pours out my flask. The other cop is writing me a ticket.
    "Can you at least let me keep the flask? It was a gift from a friend."
    "Hell... why not"

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    At least they were nice about it. Two weeks ago, me and a freind went to a rave in NYC. We went and we got pretty close to wasted. At about 2:00am, the cops paid us a visit. My friend paniced and dove under a table, I just stood there. The cops found my friend and gave him a ticket for avioding arrest. They asked me why I didn't hide, and I told them I'm getting caught anyway, whats the point of hiding and getting a worse fine? Like assholes, they charged me for hiding and let my friend off the hook.


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    You guys are such burns, I'd hate to party with you guys.
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    Yeh Mut, everyone here sucks except for you.

    You're obviously the only person on these forums who is any kind of good time at a party.

    And sorry for my soberness during this post. I never seem to get around to going online when I'm drunk, unless its a really sucky night. I usually only use my room for two things when I'm drunk. Fucking and sleeping.

    And did Terracosmo say above that he hates dancing and he hates girls? Would he prefer men?

    Humans are different from animals. We must die for a reason. Now is the time for us to regulate ourselves and reclaim our dignity. The one who holds endless potential and displays his strength and kindness to the world. Only mankind has God, a power that allows us to go above and beyond what we are now, a God that we call "possibility".

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    lol, I forgot that I wrote that. Well, it was a sucky night.

    This weekend was worthless. I was gonna party 2 days on a row as I do every weekend, but noooo... everybody are busy. Assholes.

    This calls for double the amount of liquor next week!

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    Clearly, I hang out with the hottest bitches.
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    Originally posted by: Mut@chi
    Clearly, I hang out with the hottest bitches.

    pics?

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    Originally posted by: Jaredster
    Originally posted by: Mut@chi
    Clearly, I hang out with the hottest bitches.

    pics?
    hurrr.

    Originally posted by: Mut@chi
    My drunk pics.

    Pregame. I'm the guy with the hat in case you've been living under a rock with Osama and haven't seen my pic yet.


    My third bottle of Mickey's

    I'm slowly getting trashed. My eyes are glazed.

    After a many swigs of the vodka and the wine.

    I'm trashed.

    Time for bitches.

    I mark my claim on this girl. *boner* I move on.

    Bitch steals my hat.

    I claim her ass too.

    Bitches grindin. Hottt.

    Too bad that fat piece of fucking whale shit ruins the picture. I don't know wtf she was doing there.

    Overall, good night. Very good night.

    Edit: Clearly, the way I remember the night is way different than how it really happened chronologically as the times in the pics tell otherwise.
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