last night, i was invited to a party for korean people that want to meet foreigners, and i went with a guy from my job. So, we get in there, find out they only have the shitty korean beer to drink, and we're like "this sucks" , so we decide to go a bar in the area (there are literally dozens) and each pound 3 shots of tequila back to back to back. Needless to say, things got a bit grimey back at the party.
I chatted up like a least 10 girls (some of them frineds), and offered at least two of them "a night of chocolate passion". However, i did eventually begin to sober up (at around 8 p.m.),and had no idea where my friend was, so i began to drink soju, which is also known as the devil's STD infested piss. So eventually, my friend pops back up, and we began to talk to a couple of young ladies, one being very good at english, and the other wearing like 10 pounds of chains...but she was tiny, and spoke no english.
But she wanted me to talk to her...so i pretty much said the most outlandish shit i could think of, to which she nodded and smiled each time (my favorite question: do you like it in the butt?). Yea, im an asshole, but it got worse. So i was walking around the party, and saw a drunk girl standing by herself...who wanted to talk to me for like 3 hours, and wouldnt leave my sight. But when she did leave, i went and gamed her friend, but then felt guilty. all in all, a decent night for me, but i had to locate my friend aterward (asleep in the alley) and pay a 40$ cab ride to get home.
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Originally Posted by samsonlonghair
