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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaoskiddo
    you have a left and right chin??
    You get the point

    @masa: STARCRAFT!

    Man I must be crazy. A female friend who I was dating before just told me that she was involved in a gangbang during a summer festival she was at last year. For some reason that really turns me on. I wonder if that's related to my recurring dreams of my girlfriend being banged by someone else.

    Why the hell am I writing this?

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    terra: YOU ARE A FREAK....not sure if i like that or not.... you really post some weird shit.... it is like you are the center of the universe when it comes to that subject....your mind is a puzzle that i think rubix might not be able to solve.....

    more power to you dude... its kinda scary to think that you hold the fate of my gotwoot life in your hand.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by dragonrage
    terra: YOU ARE A FREAK....not sure if i like that or not.... you really post some weird shit.... it is like you are the center of the universe when it comes to that subject....your mind is a puzzle that i think rubix might not be able to solve....
    That is so quotable. Thanks!

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    That you are, that you are. Original is one way of putting it lol.... no problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IFingHateTonTon
    Yeah lets coax her out of the wild...

    Feminists need to get real jobs and stop complaining.
    Oh shit, she neg repped me!!!! hahahahaha, and it was commentless...

    Seriously though, at least leave a funny comment or something. It's no fun reading a blank text area .

    @ Masa, I could definately tell that that post was composed under the influence of alcohol.

    @ KitKat below: hehehe I know, I was just continuing the fun from a few of the posts above. There's a very very very slim to none chance there actually is a feminist on these forums, and if there was I'd like to think it'd be painfully obvious by now who it is. Still I don't care much for commentless reps... Good luck with your exams!
    Last edited by IFHTT; Wed, 04-05-2006 at 12:30 AM.

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    I think perhaps your mystery 'feminist' is male, seeing as I'm one of the few women here, and I rarely give out negative rep, and never rep without comments.

    And Terra, I'd thought I was immune to your strange tales of weirdness, but you've managed to surprise me once again. Congrats on the job, though! That sounds like it was definitely worth a day or ten of celebration

    No celebrating for me until I graduate. Exams start in three days, and then it's only 8 days until I'm done school forever! I should start stockpiling some beer.

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    I thought you were drunk kitty, I was so happy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terracosmo
    A female friend who I was dating before just told me that she was involved in a gangbang during a summer festival she was at last year. For some reason that really turns me on. I wonder if that's related to my recurring dreams of my girlfriend being banged by someone else.
    It'd only be weird if you dreamed about the same person banging your girlfriend...

    Naturally, I'd be up to the task, but traveling to god knows where in Sweden for some girl isn't exactly in my budget

    Fucking beer man. I haven't gotten drunk off purely beer for a long time and my stomach is fucking killing me this morning. Awoke to a goddamn puddle of something on the floor in my room and no socks (I always sleep with my socks on).

    I chalk the former up to the fact that recently I've been having dreams where upon waking I'm confused as to where I am. I dream about my parents' house, my frat house back home, some of my friends' houses, but never the apartment I'm living in. I get super confused when I wake up from these dreams and was just probably (as i have no recollection of this event) pissed on the floor.

    thankfully it was all beer and so it didn't smell at all and I didn't piss in any of my clothes or the throw rug, just on the hardwood floor.

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    man, im telling you whisky and sleep aids do not mix...especially when you have to go to work teaching kids...I just hope nothing scandalous happens

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    yeah, coz I know how you act around kids!!!
    I've got logs! mwuhahahahahaha

    scandalous indeed.

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    I WAS SO HOT TONIGHT

    But no luck with the ladies. Unlike my best friend who got a really nice chick up his sleeve.

    I want to make out. It's been like a week since last time. I want tongues. Oh...

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    You want tounges?? I suppose you arent the only one. I almost had the "cat in the bag", so to speak, but my friend zipped out of the place were were at leavin me with the girl i was talkin to/dancing with all night and the sister of the girl he took home, who was wasted...so i guess she coudnt be left alone, and i had to go home, go alone chill and relax...and its 3pm and im still drunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terracosmo
    I WAS SO HOT TONIGHT

    But no luck with the ladies. Unlike my best friend who got a really nice chick up his sleeve.

    I want to make out. It's been like a week since last time. I want tongues. Oh...
    roflmao

    told a girl to 'stop trying to make me dance or i'm gonna throw you down those stairs'

    pretty crappy night. no ass (although the girl was offerring, christ what a headcase... more on that later) not enough booze. kicked ass in beer pong tho

    Humans are different from animals. We must die for a reason. Now is the time for us to regulate ourselves and reclaim our dignity. The one who holds endless potential and displays his strength and kindness to the world. Only mankind has God, a power that allows us to go above and beyond what we are now, a God that we call "possibility".

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    does anyone besides me think that its kind of weird that mickey mouse had a dog for a friend (goofy) and also owns a dog as a pet?? I mean, isnt that kind of messed up that goffy isnt incensed at this?! i mean, if mickey had a pet duck, i bet you donald wouldnt stand for that shit.

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    Goddamn I'm drunk and I'm supposed to start my new job tomorrow

    GNIGHT

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    ^ very smooth

    So, what's your new job like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockmanj
    does anyone besides me think that its kind of weird that mickey mouse had a dog for a friend (goofy) and also owns a dog as a pet?? I mean, isnt that kind of messed up that goffy isnt incensed at this?! i mean, if mickey had a pet duck, i bet you donald wouldnt stand for that shit.
    so, i'm guessing that post was heavily influenced by alchohol....i cant even spell the damn shit right now, i just had a rum shotting contest w/thf my friends. came in 2nd. i think i downed like 8 and he somehow went to 14 before checking score. also, wasnt mickey's pet dog pluto...? oh wait,...goofy's a dog?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Squiggles
    ^ very smooth

    So, what's your new job like?
    testing on bisexuals

    edited for spelling. what the hell was a bixexsual?
    Last edited by ChaosK; Tue, 04-11-2006 at 10:54 PM.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaoskiddo
    so, i'm guessing that post was heavily influenced by alchohol....i cant even spell the damn shit right now, i just had a rum shotting contest w/thf my friends. came in 2nd. i think id owned like 8 and he somehow went to 14 before checking score. also, wasnt mickey's pet dog pluto...? poh wait,...goofy's a dog?



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    yes, mickey's dog is pluto, and yes goofy is an anthropomorphic dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockmanj
    yes, mickey's dog is pluto, and yes goofy is an anthropomorphic dog.
    Now we all know you're not drunk because you just spelled that right and used it correctly as well...haha!

    "I reject your reality and substitute my own."

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    yea, im not drunk now (its like 3 pm on a tuesday), but i was clarifying chaos' post.

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