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    I am the only guy alive who hates it when girls make out. I find it to be silly, immature and just another part of the horrible fad that makes everybody bisexual after having a few drops of alcohol.

    Other than that, what Tonton said.

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    the mess was pretty bad, but i'm one of those people who don't mind helping out cleaning up. I was really surprised because like 10 other people all came back the next day to help clean up, which is really cool of them. I live here too, even if it wasn't 'my party', so I need to clean up too. Besides, I had friends who contributed to the mess anyhow..

    Terracosmo... i used to respect you...

    i would obviously prefer if both of them made out with me, but I totally don't mind watching two girls make out. In fact, I enjoy it quite a bit. And haven't you ever heard the theory that everyone is somewhat bisexual?

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    Wow you're lucky, every party I've ever had at my house, people head out right as soon as clean up time comes, and they say "We're going to get out of your way...". I think it might have something to do with how damn cranky I get when I have to clean, but eh, who knows. It's probably more of the lazy good for nothing friends syndrome. But at least some people came back to help. Also what's wrong with watching girls make out??? I kinda see your point with the fad thing Terra, but come on fad or not that shit is hot!!

    Edit: @ AtHRunOwnZall below: heh, I guess we all have our own personal preferences
    Last edited by IFHTT; Sun, 04-02-2006 at 01:53 PM.

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    Not really, I agree with Terra. Watching two girls make out isn't really that hot, it's not even a turn on for me. Plus it makes them look like lesbians.

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    Quote Originally Posted by masamuneehs
    And haven't you ever heard the theory that everyone is somewhat bisexual?
    New-age bullshit in my opinion. :P

    I'm aware that a lot of guys find it hot but I just can't see what's sexy about it.

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    I used to think it was hot and sexy but after a few times seeing it live it just becomes something boring and ordinary. I would much rather see them making out with me than each other.

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    yea i agree wit terra its a turn off, not really to my taste. Don't get me wrong a 3some is fun but after awhile, you start to look at the girl you were originally interested funny. If its just a sexual relationship its all good, but i don't think anything meaningful will ever come from something like that. Nor do i think you would want any too.

    i prefer straight girls over bi anyways.

    I am a one woman man......

    its great that people came back to help out, you're lucky, most of the time its "trash it and forget it".

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    Just got home, yesterday's cup of coffee with two friends ended with the bar - we were celebrating that I've FINALLY found a job.

    Got drunk beyond belief on a monday. I rule. Went home with one of my female friends.
    It was fun.

    Less fun: a 41 year old man kissed me on my cheeks and wanted to make out with me.

    Well I suppose that was kinda fun.
    He gave me a drink. I felt like a girl. Interesting.

    Dot dot dot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terracosmo
    Less fun: a 41 year old man kissed me on my cheeks and wanted to make out with me.

    Well I suppose that was kinda fun.
    He gave me a drink. I felt like a girl. Interesting.

    Dot dot dot
    Is it wierd that I dont find Terra's bizzare stories of drunkeness wierd anymore?


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    rule #1 in life: always accept the free drinks

    respect for terra: regained

    anyway, i found ping pong balls (Asian Bazaars hold the key for all things American in Italy) so expect an entry here later by me!

    Humans are different from animals. We must die for a reason. Now is the time for us to regulate ourselves and reclaim our dignity. The one who holds endless potential and displays his strength and kindness to the world. Only mankind has God, a power that allows us to go above and beyond what we are now, a God that we call "possibility".

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    @ terra: how did you find out that the man was 41..... what exactly happened? heemmmmm..... a mystery is a foot... one that i am undecide if i want to know or not.....most likely not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dragonrage
    heemmmmm..... a mystery is a foot...
    the right foot or the left?
    yeh, not funny, couldn't help myself.
    Why do the Europeans insist on making all of their beers so damn dark and heavy? The only one that doesn't make you feel like you swallowed a brewery is Amstel Light, and I really don't care for that one...

    bah, i'll quit my bitching now. Bottoms up!

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    European beer is dark? Try out some guiness, now that is dark beer. What beers have you trief out so far Masa?

    Terra's adventures doesn't really amaze me anymore. Terra why don't you write a book or something? You could name it "Terracosmo: Drinkin beer and gettin into weird shit" or something. Maybe the title needs some work but meh.

    On another note, someone bad repped me appearently because i don't enjoy girls making out with each other as much as i enjoy them making out with me. To whoever bad repped me, do you prefer them making out with each other and you just watching and don't get shit?

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    That or the neg repper is a feminist lesbian.

    Hmmm

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    lol you not alone PSJ..... i don't mind the bad rep.. but it would be nice if they left a comment... you know something like you are an "asshole", " your thinking is flawed" or " i don't like you". nothing much just something, to go with the bad rep...

    on another note guiness is good freaking dark but good..... but i like corona....dark beers aren't that bad but for some reason they always taste sweet after a couple of 'em.
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    That feminist sure has done a good job hiding on these boards. Let's see if it is a feminist... I don't like feminist.I wonder if i will get another bad rep point now.

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    Yeah lets coax her out of the wild...

    Feminists need to get real jobs and stop complaining.

    I like guiness, but don't drink it too often. Usually I just grab what my friends bring over or what I already have lying around Which is usually some variation of Miller.. Except for my frrend shawn, we banned his from hanging out because he would always complain about us not getting coors light.

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    @dragonrage: I'll tell you exactly what happened.

    I sit there in between my two friends and he comes up to me and asks how old I am. I was drunk and didn't think twice about the weirdness of a random guy asking about my age, so I just said "19", and then he said "41" and proceeded to kiss me on my right chin. At this point I was like "..." and he got closer to me and indicated that he wanted a kiss on the lips. I quickly turned left and started talking to one of my friends. Later on I received a drink, though I am actually not sure if it was from him or someone else. My memory is a bit blurry at that point.

    It is also worth saying that I did NOT wear any make-up during this night. Yes that's right, I looked perfectly normal (I can look normal yay!) and yet that happened. Fucked up I tell you.

    As for the beer, the european beer doesn't strike me as particularly dark, well, except scottish ales and stuff like that. Those get rather dark.

    And finally regarding the feminists, I hate them, I want them all dead, and they should fucking burn in hell for destroying the equality process between genders.

    They think men are idiots and yet they want to be exactly like men. Yay, whores.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terracosmo
    =and proceeded to kiss me on my right chin.
    you have a left and right chin??

    and now, we start the feminist hunt!


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    yo bitches!

    WE NEEED MORE OVERLORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    i'm drunk. so i post here, of course, right? we;;, anyhow i had a logn, indepgth discussion with a friend and she told me i should not do teh bloody longshanks with this other gal, but i fancy gettin my dickwet.

    WE NEED MORE OVERLORDS!!!!!

    anyhow, i was once again the life of th party. getting (good) beer, pongs, cups and explaining to the italians how the game is played. it was a pretty good time until i got home and realized I currently onoly have my left hand andGotwoot too amuse me.

    Live for the Swarm!

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