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    The Official I'm Drunk Thread

    ^ but that one you can figure out on your own... you dont need someone else to tell you.

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    The Official I'm Drunk Thread

    ITS FAT TUESDAY YOU FUCKIN GOOD FOR NOTHNN MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!

    I hope you gotta hand full of beads, a mouth full of smoke, some titties in your face and a ber being funneled down your throat rightnow! Cuz I'm goin back out to do some more of that after i get some more $ (i'mgoing tobe fuckin broke tomorroow)

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    The Official I'm Drunk Thread

    Wow, I didn't know that "fat tuesday" was international. lmao [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

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    Ok, so I don't drink very much...very seldom in fact, but tonight was occasion to go drinking. My robot, my THESIS PROJECT (who is named Bobbler, incidentally) after completing numerous trial runs successfully and giving all indications that he is the most reliable robot ever, completely failed us today by failing both races. Both were completely freak accidents, that haven't really happened to us before. He just hates us. We were going to take him out for a beer afterwards, but we were so angry with him that we left him locked in the locker and went out drinking without him. Oh, and incidentally I met Assassin today. Hi Assassin! You may have suspected when you saw me on the bus that I was somewhat less than sober, and you would have been correct. We spent about 5 hours drinking at the Phoenix (well, I took an hour off to go to a meeting, of which I have to try and remember so I can write up minutes and email people tasks...) and then played DDR at my house for a bit. Whee! The only downside is that I have to get up early to do schoolwork again tomorrow *sigh*

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    wait a minute........you have a functinal robot?

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    Yeah, I took a video of it with my camera and gave out the link on irc. If anyone wants the link, you can PM me and see the robot in action! I have to warn you though, it's not very exciting....he's pretty slow.

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    But hey, it was cool when it got into a fight with that cone


    For all you awesome people, it's just Phoenix. The numbers are just the amount of times people misspell it.

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    heh, i got to see KitKat's robot live. I have to say, it was a very unique design. The giant laser guidence system was so kool. Too bad you guys had such bad luck on your runs though . If it wasn't for that open area, it probably would've made it, or so it seemed to me. So what happens now? you still get your degree?

    ps: even when shes drunk, KitKat has amazing spelling and grammer. Such a cunning linguist

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    that's good to know

    but I say she turns the robot into an assasin(no pun) and have it attack hippies and such......

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    Quote Originally Posted by KitKat
    We spent about 5 hours drinking at the Phoenix (well, I took an hour off to go to a meeting, of which I have to try and remember so I can write up minutes and email people tasks...) and then played DDR at my house for a bit.
    Drunk while playing DDR...nice!! haha I imagine to be pretty fun!!

    I tried my best...

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    Oh, it is. Especially when you beat your friends who are still sober.

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    Was out last night, pretty nice overall, though a bitch insulted me for no apparent reason. I guess not everybody can appreciate my ubersexyness.

    Man, I have such a hangover today

    ...yeah that was pretty much it.

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    I slammed 6 beers and jammed out to Opeth, Dark tranquillity and Devildriver live whoooo

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    Mini bump.

    So last night this chick that I haven't seen in years shows up at my doorstep, at 11:30 at night, wanting me to purchase some vodka for her and get drunk with her. So we go back to my place and I end up making out with her. Then I found out she's 17. And that's when I realized how much I kick ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Heretic Azazel
    Then I found out she's 17. And that's when I realized how much I kick ass.
    Because she's a lot older than you are or younger?

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    Do I really seem younger than 17?

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    I spent last weekend in Copenhagen, Denmark. It was fucking awesome.
    We ended up at a club full with drunken danes and I joined the live band by playing the tambourine.

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    i am not drunk, i am buzzed. My friends are passed out and there is no one to lock the door if i leave, it was a fucking great night though. Finally went to the movies, played pool and got fucked up, atleast they did. What up gowoot? cheer this one is for you, 4 shot of absolut(hope this will put me to bed). Where is that damn magic marker, gonna have a little fun first. hehehehehe
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    ok, so this is one of those 'last night..' entries:

    My roommies have been talking about this huge party planned for April 1st at a house in Bologna, which is rare in itself because there are almost no houses in the main part of the city, just apartments. They were saying how crazy and out of control it would be and all that jazz.

    Then on Friday my roommate knocks on my door. He says, 'the people who were supposed to have the party can't do it'. Something about landlords, police, neighbor complaints, etc etc. 'So we're having it here instead'.

    So last night my apartment turned into absolute mayhem for about 8 hours with more wine, liquor and smoke than you could imagine. At one point we ran out of cups so people were passing around the bowls and cooking tools filled with alcohol.

    I was waiting for this girl (an update will have to be made soon in Terra's much neglected Relationship Thread) but early on in the party another girl comes up to me. She is speaking really fast in Italian and I am a little drunk (she's slurring her words like hell). I can't understand.

    Finally she says, in English, "Do you want to touch my breasts?"

    Now, she was a pretty good looking girl, but I just got this weird vibe. It was only 1030 and nobody but a whore is that wasted and making passes at random guys yet. Besides, the party wasn't really supposed to start for another half hour so i figured she was a friend of my roommates somehow. Something about it just didn't rub me the right way (although I was sure I could rub her the right way) and so I told her thank you, you're very beautiful and I'm sure that would be fun (for both of us), but not right now.

    30 minutes later she comes up to me (it's getting crowded now, and I'm even more blitzed, fucking Italians make margaritas with 2 parts tequila and 1 part mixer...), speaking in English this time, "So you find someone yet?"

    I say, "No." She asks, "Are you waiting for someone?" I stutter and hesitate, because I actually am waiting for this girl and then this random chick goes,

    "You're waiting for Maria, si?"

    And I'm sitting there wondering: how does she know the girl I'm hooking up with? Turns out while I had her over another evening the two of them met (this random girl turns out to be a friend of my roommies) and was probably just testing to see how loyal I am (which, honestly, is a low level of loyalty, but...)

    We talk for awhile. I talk to another really beautiful girl from Belgrade, but she's got a boyfriend. The girl I'm waiting for comes and I get blitzed (she doesn't because of mitigating circumstances).

    Police come, a book case collapses, a photo breaks, people are throwing fish at each other (in Italy it's called Pesce d'Aprile, or April Fish...), this girl graduated and in Italian custom they are presenting her with a poster of her with all these horrible things written about her on it that she has to read aloud.

    Some fellow Americans come, the power goes out, the power goes back on, I'm still drinking, the first girl really makes a heavy pass at me (looks like she was serious the first time, but now I'm literally right next to the girl I'm hooking up with), the two of them make out (i love when they do that)

    I have a cigerrwhat?, my girl shakes her head disprovingly, I start being a jackass to her, a jug of wine shatters on the floor (it was hit by a fish), I have another cigerrwhat?, I puke, the police come, I find people passed out all over my room, we go get late night pizza, I sleep over there (no action due to mitigating circumstances . )

    Just finished cleaning the apartment. The wine isn't coming out of some of the floor, but thankfully no spills in my room

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    Holy shit. That sounds like absolute mayhem. That sucks you got stuck with cleaning the place. I bet the mess was ungodly.

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