Ugh. Sasori is such a bitch. "I've never been given such a hard time since I first joined Akatsuki." Faggot. Who turns themselves into a puppet? Talk about being batshit insane, and a bitch.

Watch when I rub healing ointment all over Sakura's wounds, and she takes his fricking harpoon-intestines bullshit and sticks it up his ass, and then uses her superhuman strength to shatter his stunted-growth ass. He has some shit hooked up to his back. All Sakura needs is a clean shot at his back. Backstab!

It's going to be another retreat for Akatsuki, just like Kisame and Itachi, fucking pussies. How about actually staying for a fight, like when Jiraiya had 'em trapped in a frog's mouth?! Come on Kishimoto, tell me these new villains aren't such wussbags. Naruto is gonna fuck that chocobo-riding eunuch up.