Originally posted by: drcitan
Give me Sharingan for my final answer. I would copy all of Usher's dance moves from his videos then murder him with my bare hands, eat some cinnamon toast crunch over his corspe and say "Now U see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch BITCH"(IN JAPANESE). Then I would get into a random argument with an old guy an copy everything he says kick him in the nads and walk away while doing cool Usher moves. After that I would take up all different types of martial arts perfect them and walk the streets naked. If anyone pisses me off I'd calmly walk up them doing Usher dance moves and beat the shit outta them.
Next I would quit my job moon walkin backwards giving the middle finger(both hands) to my manager and enter martial arts tournements across the globe to make a fortune and a name for myself. Finally I woudl set up a lemonade stand with a banner that says "I beatcha I can guess what ur gonna say for 100 bucks" Finally (again) I would get on the "Contender" beat the shit outta all my opponents then eat Spagetti wit Stalone and Sugar Ray wink at the screen then the curtains fall.