Originally posted by: FelixZeroAlastor
Kira finds the keys to the secret gundam garage after Logos abducted Lacus. After seeing all of the new toys Kira decides "what the hell. I think I will abandon my plans for world peace and destroy the world." Kira then calls up Asuran, Yzak, and Dearka. With the new "toys" obtained from
LACUS'S GARAGE OF TOP SECRET POWERFUL GUNDAMS they go on a rampage to find Lacus destroying only dangerous Logos stuff. Logos then kills Lacus since Kira defied their whims. Kira then loses it and and develops schizophrenia. This new evil kill happy Kira then goes on a rampage destroying the entire EAF army along with Asuran, Yzak, and Dearka. Asuran, Yzak, and Dearka remain quiet the entire time as Kira is scaring even them. Kira finally finds the dude with the cat and eyebrows(that crazy dude who I think wore lipstick I think) and kills him. This makes him go completely crazy until finally
LITTLE SLUGGER (Parinoia Agent) gives him a good whack right between the eyes. Ooohhh!!! That had to hurt!!! When he awakens
WHOA!!!!.
IT IS LACUS!!! SHE LIVES!!! Before Kira loses what is left of his sanity Lacus explains that they kill the fake Lacus.
YAY!!! Then everyone laughs in a unison as if them destroying an entire army and killing many didn't even happen. That night Lacus, as an apology to Kira, lets him make her a woman. You know what that means. Boioioioioing!!! When Kira awakes from his night of hot sex he turns over to look at Lacus only to see
REYYYY!!!!!! OMG!!!! Kira you did it with a man. Kira then screams "
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The rest of his sanity then leaves and what do you know.
LITTLE SLUGGER!!! WHACK!!!!! Ohhh. Right in the face.