noob you could also post this in your old jokes topic.
and to reply to the link. it isn't funny.
Wow man your an ass and an idiot. SK's been around longer than me and is no where near a noob. but BOS. I 'd have to say that was a interesting page of information I will only ever need to know when I need to make a terrorist holding me hostage fall asleep so I cna escape. But still interesting.Originally posted by: turkish-shikamaru
noob you could also post this in your old jokes topic.
and to reply to the link. it isn't funny.
There were a few repeats on that page.
Anyways, more useless information.
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.
2500 lefthanded people die every year, because they use righthanded products.
Your teeth are the first to decay while you are alive ... yet the last to decay when you are dead.
The average human lung holds 3.5 liters of air.
99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right everytime you have to choose between left and right.
Coca-Cola was originally green.
lmao you calling me a noob? are you serious? and they arent jokes genius, theyre facts.
that was a fantastic potporri(sp?) of completely useless information.
Turkish Shikamaru, STFU
now its time for everyone to add their own useless interesting facts, no bullshit please.
Nipples will completely regenerate regardless of if they were ripped off, or scraped off(ie you are going really fast, collide with the ground and slide for a long time on your chest..
When man invented the bicycle he reached the peak of his attainments. Here was a machine of precision and balance for the convenience of man. And (unlike subsequent inventions for man's convenience) the more he used it, the fitter his body became. Here, for once, was a product of man's brain that was entirely beneficial to those who used it, and of no harm or irritation to others. Progress should have stopped when man invented the bicycle. ~Elizabeth West, Hovel in theHills
damn i didnt know that. i tried that paper one, and i couldent even fold the paper 7 times lol.
hmm useless information...
its impossible to lick your elbow.
sex before marriage is illegal in 6 states: Virginia, West Virginia, Florida, Michigan, Mississippi and North Dakota
i say some of everthing that i just read is fake.. not all of it.. just some of it, like folding the paper 7 times.. yea i tried it for like 10 mins n failed.. neways yea i can lick my elbow so.. that one's fakeOriginally posted by: -Sharingan-Kakashi-
damn i didnt know that. i tried that paper one, and i couldent even fold the paper 7 times lol.
hmm useless information...
its impossible to lick your elbow.
sex before marriage is illegal in 6 states: Virginia, West Virginia, Florida, Michigan, Mississippi and North Dakota
No, Sharingan Kakashi is a noob now and forever.
Also, most of these, just like every list like this, aren't true.
ask me if i care
do you care?Originally posted by: -Sharingan-Kakashi-
ask me if i care
He does. And alot of those facts aren't true.
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how does that list of half truths and complete lies (yeah, i watched Ripley's today) count as important information?
anyway, Napeleon tried to kill himself once, but he took too much posion into his system and vomited it all out, so he lived through it after all.
oh, and i hate both SK and TS, so i'm leaving myself out of this argument.
sig made by Itachi-y2k5, thanks, dude!
Currently Watching: probably a show directed at 9 years old girls, lets be honest.
You know the important distinction between Batman and me? Batman is fictional. In real life, there isn't always an alternative.
hmm im hated by someone i dont know...guess im just that damn cool.
Not sure if this is on that list, but I read this one somewhere
"Sneezing out loud can fracture your ribs. Supressing a sneeze can rupture blood vessels in your brain and kill you."
Now that is true, thats what happened to my uncle.Supressing a sneeze can rupture blood vessels in your brain and kill you."
I also tried kissing my elbow, wasn't successful, I wound up almost breaking my arm.
No one but the enemy will ever teach you how to destroy and conquer. Only the enemy shows you where you are weak. Only the enemy tells you when he is strong. And the rules of the game are what you can do to him and what you can stop him from doing to you. I am your enemy from now on. From now on, I am your teacher."
-Mazer Rackham
The only nation who's name begins with an "A", but doesn't end in an "A" is Afghanistan.
WRONG we still have AZERBAIJAN.
how would you know? to both points.
Ripley's, and Mythbusters. Some myths misconceptions. (M=Myth, F=Fact)Originally posted by: -Sharingan-Kakashi-
how would you know? to both points.
M -The captain of a ship at sea can perform weddings.
F- U.S Navy Regulations prohibit Shi's commanders from joining couples in marriages
M- Your hair and nails continue to grow after you die.
F- They don't. Your tissue recedes from your hair and nails, making them appear longer.
M- You should never wake a sleepwalker.
F- There's no reason not to wake a sleepwalker. This comes from the old belief that a sleepwalker's spirit leaves the body and might not make it back if the person is wakened.
M- Shaving your hair makes it grow faster and thicker.
F- The rate your hair's growth is determined by hereditary factors. Shaving will have no effect on the rate its growth.
M- During a flight, you'll sometimes hit an "air pocket".
F- What's often called an "air pocket" is actually a downdraft.
M- Its darkest just before dawn.
F- Actually, It's darkest at about 2 a.m.
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