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  1. Sat, 07-30-2005, 08:26 PM #61
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    Originally posted by: samsonlonghair
    This is a fun topic. I'd use henge to replace political leaders and have them surrender their countries to me. I'd become the ruler of the world.
    With henge as your only lame jutsu, I'd use Chidori to assassinate you and take your position as ruler of the world.

    Contrary to what you're all thinking, it does work like that.
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  2. Sat, 07-30-2005, 09:57 PM #62
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    I would turn into all your dads and fuck all your moms.
    "They call it 'The American Dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it" - George Carlin
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  3. Sun, 07-31-2005, 10:49 PM #63
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    We have all just been pwned.
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  4. Fri, 08-05-2005, 01:57 AM #64
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    Originally posted by: The Heretic Azazel
    I would turn into all your dads and fuck all your moms.
    good answer...

    Except my mom is bi-polar and schizophrenic, my dad don't even fuck her, she'd rip your balls off for the pure pleasure and make you eat them.
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  5. Fri, 08-05-2005, 09:44 PM #65
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    Your mother sounds like my kind of lady.
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  6. Fri, 08-05-2005, 09:52 PM #66
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    Any gutterskank who has just enough brain cells to know how to spread 'em is my kind of lady.
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  7. Fri, 08-05-2005, 10:36 PM #67
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    i would take tsunade samas healing powers and LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!!! or for a really long time. ?

    will her powers make her live forever?

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    I would turn into all your dads and fuck all your moms.
    (LOL so FUNNY.........................)
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  8. Sat, 08-06-2005, 12:53 AM #68
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    Originally posted by: The Heretic Azazel
    Any gutterskank who has just enough brain cells to know how to spread 'em is my kind of lady.
    Quoted for emphasis.
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  9. Sat, 08-06-2005, 01:21 AM #69
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    Originally posted by: ninjitsu_master
    i would take tsunade samas healing powers and LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!!! or for a really long time. ?

    will her powers make her live forever?

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    I would turn into all your dads and fuck all your moms.
    (LOL so FUNNY.........................)

    She won't live forever, the healing comes with a sacrifice..it was stated during Tsunade/Jiraiya vs. Oro that the healing technique Tsunade used to survive Oro's sword attack would force her cells to replicate and thus shorten her life span.
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  10. Sat, 08-06-2005, 03:49 PM #70
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    that sucks then...nevermind tsunade....when her skin turned very old when she was battling orochimaru what the heck happend there? was that her real age or what?
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    Originally posted by: American Hero
    Your mother sounds like my kind of lady.
    HAHA! You must be one crazy motherfucker.
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  12. Mon, 08-08-2005, 02:59 PM #72
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    Crazy? No.

    Motherfucker.... Guilty.
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    Originally posted by: ninjitsu_master
    that sucks then...nevermind tsunade....when her skin turned very old when she was battling orochimaru what the heck happend there? was that her real age or what?
    Yeah pretty much... the Sannin are all in their 50's.
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  14. Sat, 08-27-2005, 01:56 PM #74
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    i have no idea how i will use my powers to abuse
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    Originally posted by: aznroyale
    i have no idea how i will use my powers to abuse
    Aaaaah ! There is no cure for stupidity.
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    Originally posted by: aznroyale
    i have no idea how i will use my powers to abuse
    oh thank God! For a second there I was worried you might actually have something useful to say [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

    I'd definitely use Sharingan for all its purposes. That'd be so cool to have. I will not attempt to mimic drctan's use of the sharingan (as posted in the "which eyes would you want" thread) - but it would be something very similar.

    Too bad I don't have the balls to kill my best friend though....Mangekyou would be killer to have.

    <@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs
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    First I'd use Henge no jutsu to turn into someone else.

    Then I'd use genjutsu to twist the people's minds of a legitimate religion into some crazy ass cult where if you obey my "altered" scriptures God will treat you to thousands of virgins and....I don't know free beer and nachos in heaven when you die.

    Then I'd tell them to go into heavily populated areas and blow themselves up for said reason above, and because I told them that the people they were blowing up all covered their wives in peanut butter and fucked them up their asses....(yeah...that should piss them off enough to blow themselves up)

    Then I'd transform back to myself and go home and watch CNN and laugh my ass off at the ensuing carnage....oh wait.... ::turns on CNN:: I guess someone beat me to this one...fuck
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  18. Fri, 09-09-2005, 11:27 PM #78
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    I'd use Genjutsu on my most hated person causing him to think his mom is his gf NAKED which causes him to rape his mom.
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  19. Sun, 09-11-2005, 09:03 PM #79
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    Originally posted by: heero
    I'd use Genjutsu on my most hated person causing him to think his mom is his gf NAKED which causes him to rape his mom.
    To what end? For all you know, they might like it.
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  20. Sun, 09-11-2005, 11:22 PM #80
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    I'd use my l33t ninja skillz to jump from roof to roof and get my friends free cable.
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