Less-Honourable Ninja Powers

[Jman]

GROPE U NO JUTSU!!

[Death BOO Z]

is that from the new filler arc?
it looks like a paintshop work with tenten and a mask, but i don't recall the orange hair thing

[ChaosK]

yeah its from the new filler, its extremely funny too how naruto finds out that the person he saves is a girl and recalls to that moment (notice his right hand)

[Death BOO Z]

I bet it was much funnier when gohan did it in DBZ 155 ("a girl named lime") about ten years ago.

note; i'm going by the american DBZ version, in the japanese version it was probably episode 171 or something.

[ChaosK]

hmm dont remember...then again we'll surely get flamed for even making the comparison to DBZ.

[thoregundi]

I would want to have all the powers of Orochimaru , I'd walk to a bank and kill everyone and take all the money , probably have the military on my ass, I wouldnt mind , I'd find a island somewhere and just kill anyone who came around and i'd make sure i had plenty of bitches and drugs, and live life without the worries of being defeated, even if they send a nuke to my island i'd make sure to have a barrier in place at all times like on the roof of that building when he killed the 3rd

[Mephiston Hunter]

Immortality Ninjitsu with Sharingan with Gaara's powers. Ultimate defense, awesome offense, tactic making, and immortal. And, when I get bored of it, i'll take off the immortality.

-Meph

[ChaosK]

yeah living forever isnt necessarily good now is it? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

[Rhanfahl]

"Take death for example, a great deal of our effort goes into avoiding it. We make extraordinary efforts to delay it, and often consider its intrusion a tragic event... Yet we find it hard to live without it, death gives meaning to our lives, it gives importance and value to time. Time would become meaningless if there were too much of it. If death were indefinately put off, the human psyche would end up...well, like the gambler in the Twilight Zone episode" R.K. On Death.

After awhile life would become boring...everyone would get bored at a different time, but would eventually all come to the same conclusion... "There is nothing new under the sun" Ecclesiastes. This idea gives birth to the stoic view of "Eat, drink, for tomorrow we die".

[ChaosK]

without death you just lost everything exciting in our life, when you run from something, your trying to avoid death, when you attack something your trying to bring death (or maybe not)

[American Hero]

Quite the pair of philosophers.

[Rhanfahl]

Not really, I stole one from the bible, and one from an Our Lady Peace CD.

[thoregundi]

personally i'd rather not die, after a while i would forget about the whole thing, i dont think it would make my psychi change, i wouldnt go 'crazzy' because i knew i had an un numberd day

[Rhanfahl]

Just realized another one, summon a frog/snake...whatever to eat the stupid shitheads that constantly crawl out from under the rocks to this forum....you know, the ones that aren't here anymore cause they have totally pissed everyone off.

[Enderz]

For me it would be kage bunshin and a summon frog to take over the world or atleast an hawaii[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

[Hikyuu]

1,000 years of pain ::KANCHO.:: Imagine all the people you could piss off..

[American Hero]

Imagine the smell of your fingers.

[Hikyuu]

Ill let you do that..

[samsonlonghair]

This is a fun topic. I'd use henge to replace political leaders and have them surrender their countries to me. I'd become the ruler of the world.

[Icho]

I will have Kage Bunshin, and summon Gamabunta over overpopulated countries. And mangekyu sharingam to take over the cutest girls in the world.