There you go, funny and EVIL!Originally posted by: Rhanfahl
"Genjutsu" a hobo into thinking his arm was a juicy ham sammich
Which reminds me of an old RPG I played with my friends - they hypnotised 200 'men' into thinking they were velosaraptors, and set them upon an unsuspecting city. Then hypnotised another 200 men and sent them into the city from the opposite direction [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
Oh yeah, I forgot a really good one
Kuchiyose no Jutsu
Unleash Gammabunta in the middle of fucking Tokyo! They'll all be like "WTF is this the cruel irony we've brought upon ourselves for 30+ years of Godzilla movies....dammit"
its all about using the mangekyo sharingan as an anchorman for a live world news broadcast.
Kill off countless millions in an instant.
When man invented the bicycle he reached the peak of his attainments. Here was a machine of precision and balance for the convenience of man. And (unlike subsequent inventions for man's convenience) the more he used it, the fitter his body became. Here, for once, was a product of man's brain that was entirely beneficial to those who used it, and of no harm or irritation to others. Progress should have stopped when man invented the bicycle. ~Elizabeth West, Hovel in theHills
......wow, I got nothing on that...good answer.
But why kill them when you can make all the viewers cater to your every want and need? well, I guess you could be making an example...or just for fun.
I would kill them all, puerly because i can, just to be evil.
When man invented the bicycle he reached the peak of his attainments. Here was a machine of precision and balance for the convenience of man. And (unlike subsequent inventions for man's convenience) the more he used it, the fitter his body became. Here, for once, was a product of man's brain that was entirely beneficial to those who used it, and of no harm or irritation to others. Progress should have stopped when man invented the bicycle. ~Elizabeth West, Hovel in theHills
lol use ino's body transfer ability to have fun, heres how: hide your body in a dark alley, then transfer into a guy u see walking by, Take that body and jump off a building, right after, release. The person wakes up then *SPLAT* and ur not scratched a bit considering you've released him already. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
LaZie made this...a long time ago.
"It was a very depressing time in my life, since I had no money I was unable to screw the rules" -Kaiba
lol ^^ thats kinda what i already said [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img], except it would be more evil to do it non lethal [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img], seeing them squirming in pain, and making em cripple
How about with Ino's jutsu, I'll take control of the person's body and jump off a cliff. BUT in mid air, I use cancel, and go back to my body.
Nah, you use the Shikamaru's shadow bind and have them slowly torture themselves, over the span of days, untill they have peeled themselves, with a potato peeler.
When man invented the bicycle he reached the peak of his attainments. Here was a machine of precision and balance for the convenience of man. And (unlike subsequent inventions for man's convenience) the more he used it, the fitter his body became. Here, for once, was a product of man's brain that was entirely beneficial to those who used it, and of no harm or irritation to others. Progress should have stopped when man invented the bicycle. ~Elizabeth West, Hovel in theHills
While if i can use jutsu.. i will use the misty fog jutsu, the one that Zabuza use, on a big crowd of hot babes.. n when everyone cant see anything around them.. go do whatever u want to those hot babes.. hehe.. is that EVIL enough?
No, that's statutory rape.
"They call it 'The American Dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it" - George Carlin
only if they're under the age of consent...otherwise its just "plain" rape. Either way....they're much more evil things to be had with such delicious powers!Originally posted by: The Heretic Azazel
No, that's statutory rape.
read my post, the only difference was i jumped out of a building....Originally posted by: jing
How about with Ino's jutsu, I'll take control of the person's body and jump off a cliff. BUT in mid air, I use cancel, and go back to my body.
jirarya's ability to be immune to rejection lol.
LaZie made this...a long time ago.
"It was a very depressing time in my life, since I had no money I was unable to screw the rules" -Kaiba
lol read my post, i also said i would jump off a building [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]Originally posted by: Chaoskiddo
read my post, the only difference was i jumped out of a building....Originally posted by: jing
How about with Ino's jutsu, I'll take control of the person's body and jump off a cliff. BUT in mid air, I use cancel, and go back to my body.
jirarya's ability to be immune to rejection lol.
did u mention my step by steps? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
LaZie made this...a long time ago.
"It was a very depressing time in my life, since I had no money I was unable to screw the rules" -Kaiba
I'd create a Kage Bunshin. The Kage Bunshin would perform Henge no Jutsu, and transform into Bin Laden. I would use this decoy to launch my campaign, doing something no other has done - the capture of the "deadliest terrorist." Abdicate the presidential title, and turn the country into a dictatorship. Make the state of Montana (nothing there but trees) the newest hidden village, to train up the ninja militia. Then, disperse for global domination.
.. But before that, since I'd be bored, I'd paste an explosive seal note on the inside cover of every book, that'd detonate once reopened. Libraries wouldn't be so quiet anymore.
hmm lets see evil huh ? use mangekyo sharingan on someone and torment innocent poeple for laughs, if amle maybe while he in you mental word have him castraded him self over and voer for 72 days hehe.
if it a gril just think a room full of you and only 1 of her ;-) that be enough for the poor girl :-P
for mast fun go around cal. and use katon skill to light huge area on fire and then hit them with haton based skills, fire and earth quakes at teh same time , finaly step use bushins kage jutus and loot teh whoel damn state in one go after using henge to change how they look.
you get money, stuff, and kill tons of poeple in one go. how fun would that be whahaha.
as a side note i would go to a small 3rd world country and henge in to it dictaor leader and have tehm lunch a nuke at someone i hate and sdtart a small nuke war heeh
mmhmm...it brings me to this question, where will u be at the end of all this, dead? or hiding in austrilia?
LaZie made this...a long time ago.
"It was a very depressing time in my life, since I had no money I was unable to screw the rules" -Kaiba
Well, all my evilness would be small and hidden so no one would link me to it, ruling the world is too damn taxing....and I'm just too damn lazy. I'd just have fun with it.
small but hidden evil...yeah that doesnt work well.
LaZie made this...a long time ago.
"It was a very depressing time in my life, since I had no money I was unable to screw the rules" -Kaiba
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