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  1. Fri, 05-20-2005, 08:26 AM #1
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    Less-Honourable Ninja Powers

    Ok, from what we've seen so far, Ninja's have some pretty interesting powers, most of which could be wide open to abuse.

    We'll have to assume we're evil here (for some, that won't be so hard... heh...) what powers would you use the most, and take FULL advantage of, in the most deplorable and purely EVIL ways? (We'll assume you are free from the wrath of more morally assertive Ninjas.)

    Personally, I can see myself tkaing full advantage of Kagebunshin and Henge (that transforming one); the possibilities to screw around with people are endless!
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    Kage bunshin would be a definite for me. Since we're trying to be evil, I guess that my 2nd power would be Gaara's power with the sand. Absolute defense and great offense right there.
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    1.kage bunshin + henge into pamela anderson= a game of volleyball (a nice variation of harem no jutsu)

    2.Byakugan and a trip to las vegas
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    Harem no Justsu and a big lesbian orgy.
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    Less-Honourable Ninja Powers

    wouldn't that be a big orgy with yourself?
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    Originally posted by: Jurojin
    wouldn't that be a big orgy with yourself?
    that would make it masturbation... kindof
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    Less-Honourable Ninja Powers

    masturbation is sex with the person you love.
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    Kage Bunshin and Henge are the ultimate ninja stuff for any smart ninja, henge your clones into people you hate, and have them commit crimes and hide the riches somewhere, and then after the police arrests the person you henged into, grab the goods, buy a cake, pee in it, henge into one of the person friends, and give them the cake.

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    Originally posted by: Death BOO Z
    Kage Bunshin and Henge are the ultimate ninja stuff for any smart ninja, henge your clones into people you hate, and have them commit crimes and hide the riches somewhere, and then after the police arrests the person you henged into, grab the goods, buy a cake, pee in it, henge into one of the person friends, and give them the cake.
    Now THAT'S my kinda thinking; sort of like in 'Black And White' where you can screw everyone over and still come out on top, and look humourus doing so [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

    I just had another thought - make a Giant paper-mache Godzilla, then make a Kage Bunshin do a 'combination Henge' with it, and get it to strut down Wall Street. Hell, it could breathe fire if you wanted it to. And while wer are at it, why not make a Giant Mothra in the same fashion?

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    sharingan, we've seen kakashi be able to seduce people with it, followed by kage bushin, and henge...though harem no jutsu sounds good to me.
    heres how it works,

    1. use sharingan to seduce a person, bring them into your room, and well i dont have to spell it out for ya.
    2. Use kage bushin to make another 1 of urself and have them stay in the room while u leave.
    3. henge into another person so when the girl gets the cops searching they find the kage bushin.

    kovash while your making giant monsters i'll be in the next state using shika's shadow to bring people to me
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    shika's shadow, to make peeps kill them selfs
    kage bunshin to ALWAYS fight unfair
    sabaku kyuu + shoso( spelling), man that teq is evil
    and kage GRENADE no jutsu [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img] throw 1.........and just enjoy the show [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
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    i have no idea how i will use my powers to abuse
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    Originally posted by: aznroyale
    i have no idea how i will use my powers to abuse
    Aaaaah ! There is no cure for stupidity.
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    Less-Honourable Ninja Powers

    Originally posted by: aznroyale
    i have no idea how i will use my powers to abuse
    oh thank God! For a second there I was worried you might actually have something useful to say [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

    I'd definitely use Sharingan for all its purposes. That'd be so cool to have. I will not attempt to mimic drctan's use of the sharingan (as posted in the "which eyes would you want" thread) - but it would be something very similar.

    Too bad I don't have the balls to kill my best friend though....Mangekyou would be killer to have.

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    First I'd use Henge no jutsu to turn into someone else.

    Then I'd use genjutsu to twist the people's minds of a legitimate religion into some crazy ass cult where if you obey my "altered" scriptures God will treat you to thousands of virgins and....I don't know free beer and nachos in heaven when you die.

    Then I'd tell them to go into heavily populated areas and blow themselves up for said reason above, and because I told them that the people they were blowing up all covered their wives in peanut butter and fucked them up their asses....(yeah...that should piss them off enough to blow themselves up)

    Then I'd transform back to myself and go home and watch CNN and laugh my ass off at the ensuing carnage....oh wait.... ::turns on CNN:: I guess someone beat me to this one...fuck
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    I'd use Genjutsu on my most hated person causing him to think his mom is his gf NAKED which causes him to rape his mom.
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    definately sharingan to get all the girls and money i want.
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    You know, you can get girls and money WITHOUT special Ninja powers, so it's no fun. I'm talking EVIL here, not two-bit crookery.

    Though, giant monsters aside - You need to destroy people, you know, mentally, so the Sharingan would be good for that I suppose; though any sort of mind-altering Genjutsu would be good. Hell, you could become a drug-monster and use Genjutsu on your customers to make them think they are sniffing something other than powdered arsenic.

    Speaking of which, you could use Tsukiyomi to torture people, and do something more interesting than stab them for 42 hours. How about a room with no exit, and every surface is scolding to the touch... mmmmmm, monsterous torture....
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    isnt a kage grenade no jutsu kinda evil [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img] i think it is lol, in a destructive way
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    ino's soul transfer jutsu

    just imagine having full control of another person's body
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    if i was really evil, i would then jump off a building thats not too high, or something else that would be really painfull but not lethal
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