Originally posted by: 010577
Alright I'll counter with something i came up with:
Chinese: "GUM YAO TIEW LEI LOU DAU"
Translation: Gum Yao Tiew your dad
Definition of Gum Yao Tiew: A stick of oil you stick up your ass when you have constipation
Directions to use Gum Yao Tiew:
1) Tear off package if there is one
2) OPTIONAL: Ask someone (e.g.Terra) to help you enlarge your passageway with their fist... if you can't find someone, you will have to do it yourself
3) shove in the stick
4) wait
5) enjoy the pleasure of the melting oil in your love hole
6) shit away
7) collect remaining oil and use as substitute for cooking oil if you run out