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When i read stuff like that ican't help but think that the end of the world is right around the corner.
"I made a dream come true. And I am not a pervert."
thats a lie!
i can just picture her saying " You never help me around the house!! " and she thinks shes not a pervert?? -.-". Anyways i agree with PSJ "When i read stuff like that i can't help but think that the end of the world is right around the corner."
what she could be doing now with that poor defenseless dolphin. yet, i don't want to know..
She MUST be a virgin.
are um... well... that is to ask...
do dolphins even have phallic organs?
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Originally posted by: masamuneehs
are um... well... that is to ask...
do dolphins even have phallic organs?
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Dolphins have been recorded trying to copulate with seals, sharks, turtles, eels(!), and even humans. Small wonder that they engage in homosexual activity of various kinds, and also masturbate.
http://news.nationalgeographic...20912_animalsex_2.html
^^thanks jadugar, we all needed to know about dolphin's masturbation habits....and im sure terra is trying to find one now.
damn, u got to it before i did.Quote:
Originally posted by: Terracosmo
She MUST be a virgin.
The Dolphin is the only species on Earth (besides Human Beings) that has sex for pleasure.
There are also some monkey species that have casual sex. I've also heard that male lions kill their own offspring so that they get to have sex.
This is almost like that Simpsons episode where Homer starts marrying anyone to anything.
No no no, the world ended with the birth of the first idiot 10000 years ago. Right now we're just living in the aftermath of a tragic inbreeding incident.Quote:
Originally posted by: PSJ
When i read stuff like that ican't help but think that the end of the world is right around the corner.
... -_- why would anyone want to marry an animal
I see that the dolphin is unavailable for comment..
Actually... where are the animal rights groups.... they are also going on about whaling and stuff but don't give a damn about interspecies marriages.
What if a half-breed human/dolphin is born?! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
It will be the real Messiah. The Jews will finally get the last laugh.
they shouldve posted up the wedding picture. the woman is marrying a dolphin cuz she probably couldn't get a man
There is nothing wrong with marrying a dolphin.
Actually, there is. They didnt get the dolphin's consent! He was forced into this. He probably didnt even know what was going on until it was too late!Quote:
Originally posted by: mage
There is nothing wrong with marrying a dolphin.