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At least he kept his word...
they should've left him to die. what a moron.
he isn't the first one a holy figure of the hindous hasdone it 2 to reach the boedha lvl i think its kinda sick
Oh man, just WHY.... ugh, I think I'm gonna be sick.
WTF. why would he do such a thing?
Ouch, that's so wrong. Rugby fans are crazy.
Really, sometimes it's okay to break a promise.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
the thing is when he cut them he went back to the bar to show his friends. what a maniac!!. I could just see his friends faces when he showed up with his bloody hand and his balls clutched in them
im sure his friends will never call him again. damn to cut his own balls off, if they dont put him in a mental hospital after something like that they're crazy.
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. That's just... I can't find words. It's just... too...!
Jesus. Jesus fucking Christ, what a moron.
what a idiot!!! Did he cut both of them or just one? if is it one then it ok.
Well you got to hand it to him he sure has balls... or at least he did XD
Ouch...LOL @ your comment.Quote:
lol. Yep, i totally agreed with you there.Quote:
Originally posted by: Hikyuu
Well you got to hand it to him he sure has balls... or at least he did XD
I agree with Ciber. It's all about honor. He said he'd do something, so he did it.
if he lived 200 years ago he would've been a great samurai [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
damn man! that's WOAH!!!!
yeah kept his word, lost his balls.
or a great castratti
Man must've screamed like Hell.
I feel sick aftereading that story. Beer and sports bets just don't mix.
Words to drinker!!! Don't drink while you're holding a knife or any cutting tools.
They said he was on medication. Doctors should give this story away with each medical recipe:
"By the way, you can't drink whie taking these pills. If you don't believe me, read this and cower."
well i agree with the first part of your sentance yes hes an idiot but how is just cutting of one ok its sick and messed up whether he cut them both just one the entire package or just cut himself enough to make em bleed christ im scarred for life nowQuote:
Originally posted by: animefreak
what a idiot!!! Did he cut both of them or just one? if is it one then it ok.
yes is it still sick, but he can still have sex and have baby as long as he had at least one.Quote:
Originally posted by: TruthofMistake
well i agree with the first part of your sentance yes hes an idiot but how is just cutting of one ok its sick and messed up whether he cut them both just one the entire package or just cut himself enough to make em bleed christ im scarred for life nowQuote:
Originally posted by: animefreak
what a idiot!!! Did he cut both of them or just one? if is it one then it ok.
He can have sex as long as he has a dick, which I believe he left untouched. And I don't know what would freak me out the most; no balls or just one ball and a misterious scar. Eewwwww.
no balls, because some girl like guys with scar.Quote:
Originally posted by: Winged Dancer
He can have sex as long as he has a dick, which I believe he left untouched. And I don't know what would freak me out the most; no balls or just one ball and a misterious scar. Eewwwww.
He'll have a hard time getting it up without testicles to stimulate the production of testosterone.Quote:
Originally posted by: Winged Dancer
He can have sex as long as he has a dick, which I believe he left untouched. And I don't know what would freak me out the most; no balls or just one ball and a misterious scar. Eewwwww.
Free castration, who'd miss out on such a deal?
don't worry about it hes welsh he don't need girls they have a prefferance towards sheep and other farm animalsQuote:
Originally posted by: animefreak
no balls, because some girl like guys with scar.Quote:
Originally posted by: Winged Dancer
He can have sex as long as he has a dick, which I believe he left untouched. And I don't know what would freak me out the most; no balls or just one ball and a misterious scar. Eewwwww.
omg, what a jack ass, what person in there right mind would cut off there own balls, any man should kno that they are holy objects and shouild never be tampered with
Haha, that soccer kick is just PLAIN AWESOME.
Yea, that's Roberto Carlos from Brazil... I think he did that in France in 98 or 2000... I think it was against France too...
what would you do if you lost your own testicles?
i would just kill myslef.
I thaught i bring this up because this could or may happen to anyone in the future. Hey, you never know what would happen. Girl these days are evil!!!
Jeez, don't mention that. I don't want to even imagine what it would be like to lose them, hahaha. Still, at least it won't hurt as much when you get kicked there by a girl, haha.
for shamed that no girl had kicked me there yet, but a guy did it by accident when we were playing...Damn!!! why it had to be a guy, lol.
Heh, it's probably worse to get hit there with a big round object like a soccer ball. I've been playing soccer for about 12 years now, and getting hit there when the soccer ball goes towards that area at top speed is like an explosion. It feels much heavier than getting kicked, haha.
were you a goalie? because that what happen to them. I was one of the best goalie in high school, but now i don't play soccer anymore.
lol i know someone that has 3 balls...
so did i, but i don't know if he is lying or not.Quote:
Originally posted by: turkish-shikamaru
lol i know someone that has 3 balls...
I was capable of playing all the positions. Although my ball handling was just average, my speed and tactics in positions more than made up for that. Heh, it was fun being a forward and getting a breakaway almost all the time.Quote:
Originally posted by: animefreak
were you a goalie? because that what happen to them. I was one of the best goalie in high school, but now i don't play soccer anymore.
Now THAT is just too much.Quote:
Originally posted by: turkish-shikamaru
lol i know someone that has 3 balls...
i'd drug you and steal yours.Quote:
Originally posted by: animefreak
what would you do if you lost your own testicles?
i would just kill myslef.
I thaught i bring this up because this could or may happen to anyone in the future. Hey, you never know what would happen. Girl these days are evil!!!
not really,but is just too heavy.Quote:
Originally posted by: kooshi
I was capable of playing all the positions. Although my ball handling was just average, my speed and tactics in positions more than made up for that. Heh, it was fun being a forward and getting a breakaway almost all the time.Quote:
Originally posted by: animefreak
were you a goalie? because that what happen to them. I was one of the best goalie in high school, but now i don't play soccer anymore.
kinda funny that i've nevered got hit in the ball even though i most of the time used my body to block it.
Now THAT is just too much.Quote:
Originally posted by: turkish-shikamaru
lol i know someone that has 3 balls...
i wonder what you would do with it?Quote:
Originally posted by: Pervert-Sennin Jiraiya
i'd drug you and steal yours.Quote:
Originally posted by: animefreak
what would you do if you lost your own testicles?
i would just kill myslef.
I thaught i bring this up because this could or may happen to anyone in the future. Hey, you never know what would happen. Girl these days are evil!!!
since ima first rate surgeon(sp?) i could transplant your balls into me.
wouldn't you rather transplant your own balls instead of other?Quote:
Originally posted by: Pervert-Sennin Jiraiya
since ima first rate surgeon(sp?) i could transplant your balls into me.
if ur a first-rate surgeon couldnt u jus steal sumthin from the hospital? O_o
Would the transplant really work? You gotta consider stuff like the same blood type and such.
yea like a penis........ewwwwwwww!!! on second thaught never mind.Quote:
Originally posted by: GuardianShado
if ur a first-rate surgeon couldnt u jus steal sumthin from the hospital? O_o
didn't i tell you people in my eariler post that girls are evil nowadays. Kinda funny that she tried to hid it in her mouth.
more like disgustingQuote:
Originally posted by: animefreak
didn't i tell you people in my eariler post that girls are evil nowadays. Kinda funny that she tried to hid it in her mouth.
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Originally posted by: turkish-shikamaru
lol i know someone that has 3 balls...
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so did i, but i don't know if he is lying or not.
i swear i don't lie...
i wasn't talking to you.. My friend say he had 3 balls so i thaught he was lying, not you.Quote:
Originally posted by: turkish-shikamaru
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Originally posted by: turkish-shikamaru
lol i know someone that has 3 balls...
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so did i, but i don't know if he is lying or not.
i swear i don't lie...
Ok, there's obviously something very wrong with her in the first place for ripping off his testicle. But then to put it in her mouth? Ewww!! And why?!? I'm positive there would have been other place to 'hide it' if she felt the need. I knew I shouldn't have even opened this thread, but I was curious... and man... this shit is messed up.