The New Three Word Story

UPDATED: Don't want to read throught the pages so far? Story so far is near the bottem of page three or click Here

I thought this would be a fun little game to play... Again. Each person posts three words that follow the previous three in the story. You can take the story in any direction you want. There are three simple rules:

1. No more than three words
2. Play nice (For the most part)
3. Keep it funny and/or interesting
**Rules Incorporated from Previous Thread**
4)The people who are going to post try actually incorporate themselves into the story. i want a real story with a beginning and an end..
5)READ THE WHOLE STORY FIRST then post your reply.
6)If you want to make a comment use brackets.

To start it off:

Today I found

EDIT: I just saw yall had one of these previously so... THE NEW Three word Story it is then. I apologize for not looking before i posted but at least I did go back and check it to make sure. Anyway, lets have some fun if yall are up for it.

a black leprechaun

and white wife

playing D&D at

michael jacksons house

Just as a warning, I don't want spamming in here to increase post count... There should be at least 4 different posters between your first post and the next one.

of flying daggers

.., jack hammers, and..

empty vodka bottles.

The next day

he stole my

house and sold

(LMAO, this brings back memories from the first time)

my children to

the Jamaican Mafia.

I was relieved

because I hated

my beaner children.

Especially the one

suffering from lupus

but i love

the euros recieved

for my left

kidney that I

ate onstage at

it tasted like

boc's left nipple

(ya left out where dr)

when in reality

it was like

Lucifus's left nut

. No one really

cares about how

I feel when

I have only

a little bit

of dirty ass

to keep me

from playing with

with my penis

while i watch

a nude Barney

quietly licking some

homeless bum, whose

dog was molested

by KAA staff

who had problems

with his personal

flying programming monkeys

hit h game

. If you think

thats weird try

raping some bros

and ejaculating in

cans of tuna

while playing with..

STORY SO FAR...(Correct me if I missed anything)

Today I found a black leprechaun and white wife playing D&D at michael jacksons house of flying daggers, jack hammers, and empty vodka bottles. The next day he stole my house and sold my children to the Jamaican Mafia. I was relieved because I hated my beaner children. Especially the one suffering from lupus but i love the euros recieved for my left kidney that I ate onstage at (Where was left out). it tasted like boc's left nipple when in reality it was like Lucifus's left nut. No one really cares about how I feel when I have only a little bit of dirty ass to keep me from playing with my penis while i watch a nude barney quietly licking some homeless bum, whose dog was molested by KAA staff who had problems with his personal flying programming monkeys hit h game. If you think thats weird try raping some bros and ejaculating in cans of tuna while playing with...

your favorite slinkey

but always remember

to shake your

manwhores down for


(omg, this story is just so wrong and downright funny. Keep it up! xD)

enough money too

(*sigh*, I was dared alright!)

pay for my

fine fat goose

and my Negroplasty.

Because if you

start drooling my

thick and juicy

hog around here

named Bacon will

start jizzing all

over the walls.

on the bright..

side of things,

the goatse man

and his wife

burned in hell

for 6 minutes

and they looked

like something that..

just got burnt.

I'm sure that

is lame but..

I have cancer

and the doctor

screwed my wife

while i was

experimenting with his

french maids outfit

and feather duster

on his new

ten-speed bike.

Then he cut

off the power

, but suddenly


LMFAO this is funny so far I remember this game :)

a very moist

and naked girl

Who was a

(t... what ever)

prostitute on the

professional golf circuit

was hit by

a wiggly and

sluty female golfer.