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(With offense and defense evenly matched, Ikkaku and Idolad fight on.)
Ikkaku: What the hell was that!? Is that all you can do with a Zanpakutou!? Wouldn't it be better off just as a waist ornament!?
Idolad: Blades won't cut the Hierro (steel skin) of us Arrancar! That's our armor!! The sword in your hand will hardly suffice!!
Ikkaku: Yeah, sure.
(Ikkaku's hard blow is caught; he and Idolad's cross swords violently.)
Ikkaku: ...Aha, dropping the arm in such a manner and knowing when to properly do so.
(Idolad repels away from the swordlock to make room.)
Idolad: ...A Shinigami that refuses to release his Zanpakutou... What a shame.
Ikkaku: Alright, already. Shikai it is.
Keigo: Wh... whwhwh... what the hell's happening...!? What else can possibly happen now...
Yumichika: ...Well now, did I hear that right? Coming from Ikkaku, the Third Seat of Zaraki's Division... The second strongest individual of entire Division.
Keigo: Ah...! You're from earlier as well... then... are you going to help out too...?
Yumichika: ...I don't get it after all. That look on his face, it's always pleasant. Even after engaging an exceptional opponent like this, Ikkaku's expression is one of elation. It isn't about refusing to aid being bad as much as it is to actually provide it. Is that what this is all about?
Keigo: Is that guy... really... enjoying this...? Helping him out would be a bad thing...?
Idolad: You think you've guaranteed your victory...!?
Yumichika: No doubt.
Keigo: What do you mean!? What if this doesn't pan out and your partner kicks the bucket!?
Yumichika: --The way this will turn out has already been decided. With total satisfaction.
Bleach c203 - Mala Suerte!2 "El Monstruo"
(Ikkaku is on this week's cover.)
(Two figures are wrapped in a flurry of offense and defense.)
Idolad: (...His style is rough, but his arm is true... Such a capable tool at your disposal... Though for all the complexity of your movements, reading through them is quite easy... You lunge with the sword from your left, and defend with your sheath at the right! Most simple!!)
(Idolad smacks Ikkaku hard across the face and gathers reiatsu in his left hand.)
Idolad: (The moment your arm goes on the attack is the instant from which I move to counter.)
Idolad: (I've pierced through your defense. Now it's mere child's play to exploit your opening!!!)
(Idolad completes the left hand counter on Ikkaku and shifts to chain into an additional attack.)
Idolad: (Left! An attack!! He's got his sheath in his left hand--!!)
(Ikkaku now has his sword in his right hand and strikes Idolad. They both dash away an equal distance from each other. Idolad now has a shallow cut on his face.)
Ikkaku: Well, that was close. Although, I had the intention of taking your head.
Idolad: (...He's no ordinary person. Purposely setting up that simple attack as a feint to direct my attention elsewhere while he instantaneously switched his sword from one hand to the other...)
Idolad: (Such a ludicrous and painful way to fight. It's full of holes and you always stand a good chance of being hit; I'd have to terribly unlucky to be slain by all this. If it's such a blockheaded fight that you seek, then I'll enjoy ending it by playing your games!! At first glance, it would make sense to use your head to fight, but it seems that even morons can come up with a way to attack a target. If you think that this is a game, I'll show you to drop the toys and see combat's true meaning...!)
Ikkaku: That bastard is channeling his reiatsu plainly in that hand. Whatever that skill is, it took out two of my molars. Now you're just chilling over there; but, that crass won't settle anything. So, well then! What will the next exchange be like? This freak's going to have to get with the program!
